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“My World”
The Anarchist’s Show Episode One
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{Anarchy is standing outside SRW Towers. The wind is blowing his hair all over the place until he puts it in a ponytail. He is wearing an Edge Wrestling shirt. I guess he’s protesting against Reaver. He looks up at the sky and laughs a bit. He stares down and takes a deep breathe. He begins to speak in a tone we haven’t heard from him before.}
Anarchy: I remember that night. Just one week ago, I stood in the middle of that ring shortly after being suspended and announced to Reaver that we WILL have an Elimination Chamber match on my return. I pulled out all the stops and I proved to the world that I should be a figure of authority. However, I encountered a problem. I should be a figure of authority, but it’s never gunna happen. When I was at Edge Wrestling, I had it all. I had Mr. Tosov wrapped around my little finger. That man is one hell of a guy if you get on the right side of him. Fortunately, I did. Reaver is NOTHING compared to Mustafa Tosov. I would be lying if I said I hadn’t considered returning to Edge Wrestling. You see, I am being wasted here in SRW. Reaver thinks it’s funny to push himself, leaving all the talent behind. I guess it comes down to me and Reaver. If I turn and leave, he would be the one who loses. He would be losing his top draw; the most electrifying man in sports and entertainment, Anarchy. Turns out that DW wants to make his SRW comeback. I could do a simple switch, me for him. Only, I don’t want SRW to gain from this. I want to go back, and nothing is stopping me. It’s the end of the line.
{Anarchy holds his head and grimaces in pain, as if something is going through his head. He looks around for a few minutes and tries to let the pain subside. Finally, he is able to regain his composure. He breathes in again and tries to relax himself and bring his body to a normal state.}
Anarchy: But you see, if I leave, that will be it. No Elimination Chamber for Anarchy. Then I get the crap end of the deal. I could just wait until after the match and then leave. But I’m gunna win the match, so I can’t just leave with the title. Why? I did it with the Edge Wrestling title. I remember the old days. Walking out in my $500 shirts to a silent crowd; I even remember having to drink water from some of the dirtiest fountains ever made. That’s how bad it was there. The fans were non-existant, you guys at SRW don’t even realize what I have been through and what is yet to come. I know what is next to come. Edge Wrestling. So now, I stand here outside SRW Towers a changed man. I’m fed up of doing what I am told; things are about to change. I remember my SRW debut; I remember thinking I was a big fish in a small pond. Well, that’s changed from then. You see, now I AM the pond itself. I remember being told how I was going to start out from the bottom. That wasn’t to be. I’m nowhere near the bottom of the ranks here in SRW. I am one of the number one contenders. There is nothing anyone can do about that. These past two weeks have been a landmark in my career; I see people laughing. Laughing at me. “Why are they laughing at me?” I wonder to myself whether I should say something, but I don’t want to cause any upset in the locker room. I know I can beat them, yet I don’t tell myself that. And I can beat them. I can beat them; any time, any place, any match. And I can prove that.
{Anarchy has a bottle of water with him. He takes a few sips from it and puts it down.}
Anarchy: What most people don’t realize is that I’m full of years of rage. If you can find my anger spot…that is it, I will snap. But it isn’t necessarily your fault if I snap. So, don’t take the ass whooping personally. I know what makes me snap, and píss me off and so will you. I know what my strengths are and I know what my weaknesses are. I know that during the Elimination Chamber, a lot of things will be going through my head. Top of that list will be all the people who have taken advantage of me over the past year. I’m talking about you, Reaver. You Stone Edge. You Scotty Dogg. I’ve proved myself before, and I’ll sure as hell do it again. Reaver tried to prove that he is on my level by suspending me. He tried to prove to me that he is worthy of stepping through them ropes with me. Against me. He knows deep inside that I can wrap him around my little finger, just like I done to Mustafa Tosov. He knows that I am bigger and better then him. And judging by what was in them kinky thongs he wore last week, I’m bigger and better then him in the bedroom department too. Come Anarchy’s return, Reaver will be put in his place. He will know his spot on the food chain. Somewhere down the line I’ll admit, he may be a champion. He hasn’t got gold to prove it, but I’ll give him credit where credit is due…he is a champion. However, his time isn’t here yet. The time is now for one superstar and one superstar only. The name’s Anarchy!
Anarchy: Which brings me to one of the man who is standing in my way. Grandprix, at the end of the day, you are not going to walk out of the Elimination Chamber with my belt. The CAW title. Perhaps it hasn’t struck you yet, but the reality is, Anarchy is here. Anarchy is in SRW. The NEW Anarchy is in SRW. Grandprix, you are one of the greatest SRW stars of all time, without a doubt. Well, they always say there is someone better then yourself, and as unfortunate as it is for you, I am that man. I am better then you. And it’s interesting that I have yet to find someone bigger then me. But Grandprix, there is one thing you have not been able to accomplish. One goal that you haven’t been able to meet. The one prize in this industry that everyone dreams of yet has never been able to win… a clean victory over the new Anarchy. Grandprix will be my toughest opponent to date. He’s gunna give all he’s got. He’s gunna put 110% effort into the Elimination Chamber. But again, sorry to announce, but 110% is not near enough. All those assholes that held me back. I will prove that I can bring myself to the next rung on the ladder of success. Grandprix has reached the next rung, and unfortunately for him, there’s no way up, he’s at the top of his ladder. The only way he can go higher is to take a step back and climb a different ladder. My ladder. He’s reached his peak and he knows it. He needs to make the most of the next few weeks, as a new dog is taking over the yard. You can quote me on this: Grandprix will NOT walk out of the Elimination Chamber the CAW Champion. Change that. Grandprix will NOT walk out of the Elimination Chamber, period. If I have anything to do with it, I will be the ONLY wrestler to walk out of the Elimination Chamber on my own two feet. I’ll admit, it’s scary, and it’s not gunna be as easy as I am making it out to be. But I back down from no challenge. The Chamber is a challenge of it’s own; one that I will battle. I’ll give Grandprix his credit; he didn’t just have the title fall into his lap like Hawk did back in the day.
{Cars now are heard loudly and Anarchy moves forward somewhat. He takes another swig of his water and puts a stick of gum in his mouth. Peppermint, if you’re interested. He is grinning for some reason now and continues to talk.}
Anarchy: Hawk, Hawk, Hawk. That’s all I am hearing lately. It’s all about him. That’s about to change and it’s about to change VERY soon. I looked in the SRW Record Books and I skimmed down the list of champions: Cong Man, Grandprix and Hawk were all on there. I wondered to myself why my name wasn’t on the list. Someone saw that I was a threat and quickly moved onto the next challenger. Didn’t they Hawk? And his little run-in buddy Havoc. What an annoying ásshole he is. I did a little investigating for myself and I found out something very interesting. Havoc wrestled under the name of Purge at Edge Wrestling. I wasn’t champion, Heavy Vehicle was. Havoc as with Heavy Vehicle. He wanted the title. So, what did he do? Attack his ‘friend’ and run along. I guess he took a month or two with his head down before heading to SRW. He wore a mask as Purge, that’s why nobody ever guessed that he was the same person. My question is, how does Hawk know that Havoc really does like him? How can we be sure that Havoc is not after the title? How do we know that he’s not gunna screw Hawk at the next opportunity? Well, I guess we don’t have answers to those questions yet, and only time will tell. I guarantee you that come Elimination Chamber, when it’s all set and done, the chamber is lowered, Havoc will pounce. He wants his chance. But Havoc, I WILL become CAW Champion at the PPV. I will be the man who will be standing above the rest of SRW as champion. A new champion will be crowned. That man is Anarchy.
{Anarchy looks around at cars just missing him and he looks back. He walks forward and we see a railing, Anarchy leans over the railing and looks at the water below. He sees his reflection in the water.}
Anarchy: Remember how I was saying I was now the pond? Well, that’s changed again. I don’t just own the pond anymore. This is my world and come my return, the rest of SRW will get their chance to play in it. Now my time is up. I will leave for Edge Wrestling. But that is what you want, and we’re gunna play by my rules now, so I’m staying put. SRW can come kiss my ass, sure. But you’re not getting away with it that easily.
{Anarchy walks away from SRW Towers and into the sunset. This man is scary…he means business.}
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I think it’s fair to say this promo came from somewhere. I dunno where…it just popped into my head and away I went. Maybe that’s because that’s the way I want Anarchy to be. Like, walking across the road as if he is invincible. I guess I want him to be crazy…
This is probably one of my better promos, dunno though, you decide on that one. Like I said, Anarchy wants to be at the top of that ladder. He’s going the same way as Kane; fed up of being told what to do. This is my time, my world, my life. Anarchy’s life. Etc.
Enjoyed? Well I don’t care if you did, as I’m going by what I think is best. Okay, out of ‘Anarchy mode’ now. ;c)
Errr, so yeah. That’s all.
{DW}
The Anarchist’s Show Episode One
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{Anarchy is standing outside SRW Towers. The wind is blowing his hair all over the place until he puts it in a ponytail. He is wearing an Edge Wrestling shirt. I guess he’s protesting against Reaver. He looks up at the sky and laughs a bit. He stares down and takes a deep breathe. He begins to speak in a tone we haven’t heard from him before.}
Anarchy: I remember that night. Just one week ago, I stood in the middle of that ring shortly after being suspended and announced to Reaver that we WILL have an Elimination Chamber match on my return. I pulled out all the stops and I proved to the world that I should be a figure of authority. However, I encountered a problem. I should be a figure of authority, but it’s never gunna happen. When I was at Edge Wrestling, I had it all. I had Mr. Tosov wrapped around my little finger. That man is one hell of a guy if you get on the right side of him. Fortunately, I did. Reaver is NOTHING compared to Mustafa Tosov. I would be lying if I said I hadn’t considered returning to Edge Wrestling. You see, I am being wasted here in SRW. Reaver thinks it’s funny to push himself, leaving all the talent behind. I guess it comes down to me and Reaver. If I turn and leave, he would be the one who loses. He would be losing his top draw; the most electrifying man in sports and entertainment, Anarchy. Turns out that DW wants to make his SRW comeback. I could do a simple switch, me for him. Only, I don’t want SRW to gain from this. I want to go back, and nothing is stopping me. It’s the end of the line.
{Anarchy holds his head and grimaces in pain, as if something is going through his head. He looks around for a few minutes and tries to let the pain subside. Finally, he is able to regain his composure. He breathes in again and tries to relax himself and bring his body to a normal state.}
Anarchy: But you see, if I leave, that will be it. No Elimination Chamber for Anarchy. Then I get the crap end of the deal. I could just wait until after the match and then leave. But I’m gunna win the match, so I can’t just leave with the title. Why? I did it with the Edge Wrestling title. I remember the old days. Walking out in my $500 shirts to a silent crowd; I even remember having to drink water from some of the dirtiest fountains ever made. That’s how bad it was there. The fans were non-existant, you guys at SRW don’t even realize what I have been through and what is yet to come. I know what is next to come. Edge Wrestling. So now, I stand here outside SRW Towers a changed man. I’m fed up of doing what I am told; things are about to change. I remember my SRW debut; I remember thinking I was a big fish in a small pond. Well, that’s changed from then. You see, now I AM the pond itself. I remember being told how I was going to start out from the bottom. That wasn’t to be. I’m nowhere near the bottom of the ranks here in SRW. I am one of the number one contenders. There is nothing anyone can do about that. These past two weeks have been a landmark in my career; I see people laughing. Laughing at me. “Why are they laughing at me?” I wonder to myself whether I should say something, but I don’t want to cause any upset in the locker room. I know I can beat them, yet I don’t tell myself that. And I can beat them. I can beat them; any time, any place, any match. And I can prove that.
{Anarchy has a bottle of water with him. He takes a few sips from it and puts it down.}
Anarchy: What most people don’t realize is that I’m full of years of rage. If you can find my anger spot…that is it, I will snap. But it isn’t necessarily your fault if I snap. So, don’t take the ass whooping personally. I know what makes me snap, and píss me off and so will you. I know what my strengths are and I know what my weaknesses are. I know that during the Elimination Chamber, a lot of things will be going through my head. Top of that list will be all the people who have taken advantage of me over the past year. I’m talking about you, Reaver. You Stone Edge. You Scotty Dogg. I’ve proved myself before, and I’ll sure as hell do it again. Reaver tried to prove that he is on my level by suspending me. He tried to prove to me that he is worthy of stepping through them ropes with me. Against me. He knows deep inside that I can wrap him around my little finger, just like I done to Mustafa Tosov. He knows that I am bigger and better then him. And judging by what was in them kinky thongs he wore last week, I’m bigger and better then him in the bedroom department too. Come Anarchy’s return, Reaver will be put in his place. He will know his spot on the food chain. Somewhere down the line I’ll admit, he may be a champion. He hasn’t got gold to prove it, but I’ll give him credit where credit is due…he is a champion. However, his time isn’t here yet. The time is now for one superstar and one superstar only. The name’s Anarchy!
Anarchy: Which brings me to one of the man who is standing in my way. Grandprix, at the end of the day, you are not going to walk out of the Elimination Chamber with my belt. The CAW title. Perhaps it hasn’t struck you yet, but the reality is, Anarchy is here. Anarchy is in SRW. The NEW Anarchy is in SRW. Grandprix, you are one of the greatest SRW stars of all time, without a doubt. Well, they always say there is someone better then yourself, and as unfortunate as it is for you, I am that man. I am better then you. And it’s interesting that I have yet to find someone bigger then me. But Grandprix, there is one thing you have not been able to accomplish. One goal that you haven’t been able to meet. The one prize in this industry that everyone dreams of yet has never been able to win… a clean victory over the new Anarchy. Grandprix will be my toughest opponent to date. He’s gunna give all he’s got. He’s gunna put 110% effort into the Elimination Chamber. But again, sorry to announce, but 110% is not near enough. All those assholes that held me back. I will prove that I can bring myself to the next rung on the ladder of success. Grandprix has reached the next rung, and unfortunately for him, there’s no way up, he’s at the top of his ladder. The only way he can go higher is to take a step back and climb a different ladder. My ladder. He’s reached his peak and he knows it. He needs to make the most of the next few weeks, as a new dog is taking over the yard. You can quote me on this: Grandprix will NOT walk out of the Elimination Chamber the CAW Champion. Change that. Grandprix will NOT walk out of the Elimination Chamber, period. If I have anything to do with it, I will be the ONLY wrestler to walk out of the Elimination Chamber on my own two feet. I’ll admit, it’s scary, and it’s not gunna be as easy as I am making it out to be. But I back down from no challenge. The Chamber is a challenge of it’s own; one that I will battle. I’ll give Grandprix his credit; he didn’t just have the title fall into his lap like Hawk did back in the day.
{Cars now are heard loudly and Anarchy moves forward somewhat. He takes another swig of his water and puts a stick of gum in his mouth. Peppermint, if you’re interested. He is grinning for some reason now and continues to talk.}
Anarchy: Hawk, Hawk, Hawk. That’s all I am hearing lately. It’s all about him. That’s about to change and it’s about to change VERY soon. I looked in the SRW Record Books and I skimmed down the list of champions: Cong Man, Grandprix and Hawk were all on there. I wondered to myself why my name wasn’t on the list. Someone saw that I was a threat and quickly moved onto the next challenger. Didn’t they Hawk? And his little run-in buddy Havoc. What an annoying ásshole he is. I did a little investigating for myself and I found out something very interesting. Havoc wrestled under the name of Purge at Edge Wrestling. I wasn’t champion, Heavy Vehicle was. Havoc as with Heavy Vehicle. He wanted the title. So, what did he do? Attack his ‘friend’ and run along. I guess he took a month or two with his head down before heading to SRW. He wore a mask as Purge, that’s why nobody ever guessed that he was the same person. My question is, how does Hawk know that Havoc really does like him? How can we be sure that Havoc is not after the title? How do we know that he’s not gunna screw Hawk at the next opportunity? Well, I guess we don’t have answers to those questions yet, and only time will tell. I guarantee you that come Elimination Chamber, when it’s all set and done, the chamber is lowered, Havoc will pounce. He wants his chance. But Havoc, I WILL become CAW Champion at the PPV. I will be the man who will be standing above the rest of SRW as champion. A new champion will be crowned. That man is Anarchy.
{Anarchy looks around at cars just missing him and he looks back. He walks forward and we see a railing, Anarchy leans over the railing and looks at the water below. He sees his reflection in the water.}
Anarchy: Remember how I was saying I was now the pond? Well, that’s changed again. I don’t just own the pond anymore. This is my world and come my return, the rest of SRW will get their chance to play in it. Now my time is up. I will leave for Edge Wrestling. But that is what you want, and we’re gunna play by my rules now, so I’m staying put. SRW can come kiss my ass, sure. But you’re not getting away with it that easily.
{Anarchy walks away from SRW Towers and into the sunset. This man is scary…he means business.}
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I think it’s fair to say this promo came from somewhere. I dunno where…it just popped into my head and away I went. Maybe that’s because that’s the way I want Anarchy to be. Like, walking across the road as if he is invincible. I guess I want him to be crazy…
This is probably one of my better promos, dunno though, you decide on that one. Like I said, Anarchy wants to be at the top of that ladder. He’s going the same way as Kane; fed up of being told what to do. This is my time, my world, my life. Anarchy’s life. Etc.
Enjoyed? Well I don’t care if you did, as I’m going by what I think is best. Okay, out of ‘Anarchy mode’ now. ;c)
Errr, so yeah. That’s all.
{DW}
Page:
Scary? :c|
*growls*
;c)
Proper reply from me later. Still tidying room.
*growls*
;c)
Proper reply from me later. Still tidying room.
Wow! DW, my hats down to you, that promo was pure class. Since I've been on the WWE Forum, I can honestly say, that is your best promo ever :) IMO, anyway. Nice stuff, Anarchy is scary...
That was great. It was intense and almost cocky in a psycotic kind of way. We'll have to see if Anarchy can live up to everything he has said here. :)
*Grandprix has been watching this little episode*
Grandprix: I respect all challengers but to say that being top of the ladder isn't enough, you are right. You don't want to be just top of the ladder, you want to be the best there has ever been. If that means going through you, so be it. I don't compare myself to anyone. I compare myself to my achievements. If didn't think I could beat anyone SRW has to throw at me, I'd pack it in right now, but I know deep down that I can overcome any obstacle. In the end, you are just another obstacle to overcome and it's up to me to make that obstacle as small as possible.
I'll respect my opponents, but I will not underestimate them. I may or may not be champion after the Elimination Chamber but I WILL walk out of the Chamber and I'll know I've given it my best shot. If I don't retain, I will work and I'll come back stronger. My progress ladder has no end. The bar continues to rise and I will keep pushing that bar up. At the end of the day, I'm the champ and I must be doing something right.
*Grandprix has been watching this little episode*
Grandprix: I respect all challengers but to say that being top of the ladder isn't enough, you are right. You don't want to be just top of the ladder, you want to be the best there has ever been. If that means going through you, so be it. I don't compare myself to anyone. I compare myself to my achievements. If didn't think I could beat anyone SRW has to throw at me, I'd pack it in right now, but I know deep down that I can overcome any obstacle. In the end, you are just another obstacle to overcome and it's up to me to make that obstacle as small as possible.
I'll respect my opponents, but I will not underestimate them. I may or may not be champion after the Elimination Chamber but I WILL walk out of the Chamber and I'll know I've given it my best shot. If I don't retain, I will work and I'll come back stronger. My progress ladder has no end. The bar continues to rise and I will keep pushing that bar up. At the end of the day, I'm the champ and I must be doing something right.
“My World”
The Anarchist’s Show Episode One
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{Anarchy is standing outside SRW Towers. The wind is blowing his hair all over the place until he puts it in a ponytail. He is wearing an Edge Wrestling shirt. I guess he’s protesting against Reaver. He looks up at the sky and laughs a bit. He stares down and takes a deep breathe. He begins to speak in a tone we haven’t heard from him before.}
Anarchy: I remember that night. Just one week ago, I stood in the middle of that ring shortly after being suspended and announced to Reaver that we WILL have an Elimination Chamber match on my return. I pulled out all the stops and I proved to the world that I should be a figure of authority. However, I encountered a problem. I should be a figure of authority, but it’s never gunna happen. When I was at Edge Wrestling, I had it all. I had Mr. Tosov wrapped around my little finger. That man is one hell of a guy if you get on the right side of him. Fortunately, I did. Reaver is NOTHING compared to Mustafa Tosov. I would be lying if I said I hadn’t considered returning to Edge Wrestling. You see, I am being wasted here in SRW. Reaver thinks it’s funny to push himself, leaving all the talent behind. I guess it comes down to me and Reaver. If I turn and leave, he would be the one who loses. He would be losing his top draw; the most electrifying man in sports and entertainment, Anarchy. Turns out that DW wants to make his SRW comeback. I could do a simple switch, me for him. Only, I don’t want SRW to gain from this. I want to go back, and nothing is stopping me. It’s the end of the line.
{Anarchy holds his head and grimaces in pain, as if something is going through his head. He looks around for a few minutes and tries to let the pain subside. Finally, he is able to regain his composure. He breathes in again and tries to relax himself and bring his body to a normal state.}
Anarchy: But you see, if I leave, that will be it. No Elimination Chamber for Anarchy. Then I get the crap end of the deal. I could just wait until after the match and then leave. But I’m gunna win the match, so I can’t just leave with the title. Why? I did it with the Edge Wrestling title. I remember the old days. Walking out in my $500 shirts to a silent crowd; I even remember having to drink water from some of the dirtiest fountains ever made. That’s how bad it was there. The fans were non-existant, you guys at SRW don’t even realize what I have been through and what is yet to come. I know what is next to come. Edge Wrestling. So now, I stand here outside SRW Towers a changed man. I’m fed up of doing what I am told; things are about to change. I remember my SRW debut; I remember thinking I was a big fish in a small pond. Well, that’s changed from then. You see, now I AM the pond itself. I remember being told how I was going to start out from the bottom. That wasn’t to be. I’m nowhere near the bottom of the ranks here in SRW. I am one of the number one contenders. There is nothing anyone can do about that. These past two weeks have been a landmark in my career; I see people laughing. Laughing at me. “Why are they laughing at me?” I wonder to myself whether I should say something, but I don’t want to cause any upset in the locker room. I know I can beat them, yet I don’t tell myself that. And I can beat them. I can beat them; any time, any place, any match. And I can prove that.
{Anarchy has a bottle of water with him. He takes a few sips from it and puts it down.}
Anarchy: What most people don’t realize is that I’m full of years of rage. If you can find my anger spot…that is it, I will snap. But it isn’t necessarily your fault if I snap. So, don’t take the ass whooping personally. I know what makes me snap, and píss me off and so will you. I know what my strengths are and I know what my weaknesses are. I know that during the Elimination Chamber, a lot of things will be going through my head. Top of that list will be all the people who have taken advantage of me over the past year. I’m talking about you, Reaver. You Stone Edge. You Scotty Dogg. I’ve proved myself before, and I’ll sure as hell do it again. Reaver tried to prove that he is on my level by suspending me. He tried to prove to me that he is worthy of stepping through them ropes with me. Against me. He knows deep inside that I can wrap him around my little finger, just like I done to Mustafa Tosov. He knows that I am bigger and better then him. And judging by what was in them kinky thongs he wore last week, I’m bigger and better then him in the bedroom department too. Come Anarchy’s return, Reaver will be put in his place. He will know his spot on the food chain. Somewhere down the line I’ll admit, he may be a champion. He hasn’t got gold to prove it, but I’ll give him credit where credit is due…he is a champion. However, his time isn’t here yet. The time is now for one superstar and one superstar only. The name’s Anarchy!
Anarchy: Which brings me to one of the man who is standing in my way. Grandprix, at the end of the day, you are not going to walk out of the Elimination Chamber with my belt. The CAW title. Perhaps it hasn’t struck you yet, but the reality is, Anarchy is here. Anarchy is in SRW. The NEW Anarchy is in SRW. Grandprix, you are one of the greatest SRW stars of all time, without a doubt. Well, they always say there is someone better then yourself, and as unfortunate as it is for you, I am that man. I am better then you. And it’s interesting that I have yet to find someone bigger then me. But Grandprix, there is one thing you have not been able to accomplish. One goal that you haven’t been able to meet. The one prize in this industry that everyone dreams of yet has never been able to win… a clean victory over the new Anarchy. Grandprix will be my toughest opponent to date. He’s gunna give all he’s got. He’s gunna put 110% effort into the Elimination Chamber. But again, sorry to announce, but 110% is not near enough. All those assholes that held me back. I will prove that I can bring myself to the next rung on the ladder of success. Grandprix has reached the next rung, and unfortunately for him, there’s no way up, he’s at the top of his ladder. The only way he can go higher is to take a step back and climb a different ladder. My ladder. He’s reached his peak and he knows it. He needs to make the most of the next few weeks, as a new dog is taking over the yard. You can quote me on this: Grandprix will NOT walk out of the Elimination Chamber the CAW Champion. Change that. Grandprix will NOT walk out of the Elimination Chamber, period. If I have anything to do with it, I will be the ONLY wrestler to walk out of the Elimination Chamber on my own two feet. I’ll admit, it’s scary, and it’s not gunna be as easy as I am making it out to be. But I back down from no challenge. The Chamber is a challenge of it’s own; one that I will battle. I’ll give Grandprix his credit; he didn’t just have the title fall into his lap like Hawk did back in the day.
{Cars now are heard loudly and Anarchy moves forward somewhat. He takes another swig of his water and puts a stick of gum in his mouth. Peppermint, if you’re interested. He is grinning for some reason now and continues to talk.}
Anarchy: Hawk, Hawk, Hawk. That’s all I am hearing lately. It’s all about him. That’s about to change and it’s about to change VERY soon. I looked in the SRW Record Books and I skimmed down the list of champions: Cong Man, Grandprix and Hawk were all on there. I wondered to myself why my name wasn’t on the list. Someone saw that I was a threat and quickly moved onto the next challenger. Didn’t they Hawk? And his little run-in buddy Havoc. What an annoying ásshole he is. I did a little investigating for myself and I found out something very interesting. Havoc wrestled under the name of Purge at Edge Wrestling. I wasn’t champion, Heavy Vehicle was. Havoc as with Heavy Vehicle. He wanted the title. So, what did he do? Attack his ‘friend’ and run along. I guess he took a month or two with his head down before heading to SRW. He wore a mask as Purge, that’s why nobody ever guessed that he was the same person. My question is, how does Hawk know that Havoc really does like him? How can we be sure that Havoc is not after the title? How do we know that he’s not gunna screw Hawk at the next opportunity? Well, I guess we don’t have answers to those questions yet, and only time will tell. I guarantee you that come Elimination Chamber, when it’s all set and done, the chamber is lowered, Havoc will pounce. He wants his chance. But Havoc, I WILL become CAW Champion at the PPV. I will be the man who will be standing above the rest of SRW as champion. A new champion will be crowned. That man is Anarchy.
{Anarchy looks around at cars just missing him and he looks back. He walks forward and we see a railing, Anarchy leans over the railing and looks at the water below. He sees his reflection in the water.}
Anarchy: Remember how I was saying I was now the pond? Well, that’s changed again. I don’t just own the pond anymore. This is my world and come my return, the rest of SRW will get their chance to play in it. Now my time is up. I will leave for Edge Wrestling. But that is what you want, and we’re gunna play by my rules now, so I’m staying put. SRW can come kiss my ass, sure. But you’re not getting away with it that easily.
{Anarchy walks away from SRW Towers and into the sunset. This man is scary…he means business.}
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I think it’s fair to say this promo came from somewhere. I dunno where…it just popped into my head and away I went. Maybe that’s because that’s the way I want Anarchy to be. Like, walking across the road as if he is invincible. I guess I want him to be crazy…
This is probably one of my better promos, dunno though, you decide on that one. Like I said, Anarchy wants to be at the top of that ladder. He’s going the same way as Kane; fed up of being told what to do. This is my time, my world, my life. Anarchy’s life. Etc.
Enjoyed? Well I don’t care if you did, as I’m going by what I think is best. Okay, out of ‘Anarchy mode’ now. ;c)
Errr, so yeah. That’s all.
{DW}
The Anarchist’s Show Episode One
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{Anarchy is standing outside SRW Towers. The wind is blowing his hair all over the place until he puts it in a ponytail. He is wearing an Edge Wrestling shirt. I guess he’s protesting against Reaver. He looks up at the sky and laughs a bit. He stares down and takes a deep breathe. He begins to speak in a tone we haven’t heard from him before.}
Anarchy: I remember that night. Just one week ago, I stood in the middle of that ring shortly after being suspended and announced to Reaver that we WILL have an Elimination Chamber match on my return. I pulled out all the stops and I proved to the world that I should be a figure of authority. However, I encountered a problem. I should be a figure of authority, but it’s never gunna happen. When I was at Edge Wrestling, I had it all. I had Mr. Tosov wrapped around my little finger. That man is one hell of a guy if you get on the right side of him. Fortunately, I did. Reaver is NOTHING compared to Mustafa Tosov. I would be lying if I said I hadn’t considered returning to Edge Wrestling. You see, I am being wasted here in SRW. Reaver thinks it’s funny to push himself, leaving all the talent behind. I guess it comes down to me and Reaver. If I turn and leave, he would be the one who loses. He would be losing his top draw; the most electrifying man in sports and entertainment, Anarchy. Turns out that DW wants to make his SRW comeback. I could do a simple switch, me for him. Only, I don’t want SRW to gain from this. I want to go back, and nothing is stopping me. It’s the end of the line.
{Anarchy holds his head and grimaces in pain, as if something is going through his head. He looks around for a few minutes and tries to let the pain subside. Finally, he is able to regain his composure. He breathes in again and tries to relax himself and bring his body to a normal state.}
Anarchy: But you see, if I leave, that will be it. No Elimination Chamber for Anarchy. Then I get the crap end of the deal. I could just wait until after the match and then leave. But I’m gunna win the match, so I can’t just leave with the title. Why? I did it with the Edge Wrestling title. I remember the old days. Walking out in my $500 shirts to a silent crowd; I even remember having to drink water from some of the dirtiest fountains ever made. That’s how bad it was there. The fans were non-existant, you guys at SRW don’t even realize what I have been through and what is yet to come. I know what is next to come. Edge Wrestling. So now, I stand here outside SRW Towers a changed man. I’m fed up of doing what I am told; things are about to change. I remember my SRW debut; I remember thinking I was a big fish in a small pond. Well, that’s changed from then. You see, now I AM the pond itself. I remember being told how I was going to start out from the bottom. That wasn’t to be. I’m nowhere near the bottom of the ranks here in SRW. I am one of the number one contenders. There is nothing anyone can do about that. These past two weeks have been a landmark in my career; I see people laughing. Laughing at me. “Why are they laughing at me?” I wonder to myself whether I should say something, but I don’t want to cause any upset in the locker room. I know I can beat them, yet I don’t tell myself that. And I can beat them. I can beat them; any time, any place, any match. And I can prove that.
{Anarchy has a bottle of water with him. He takes a few sips from it and puts it down.}
Anarchy: What most people don’t realize is that I’m full of years of rage. If you can find my anger spot…that is it, I will snap. But it isn’t necessarily your fault if I snap. So, don’t take the ass whooping personally. I know what makes me snap, and píss me off and so will you. I know what my strengths are and I know what my weaknesses are. I know that during the Elimination Chamber, a lot of things will be going through my head. Top of that list will be all the people who have taken advantage of me over the past year. I’m talking about you, Reaver. You Stone Edge. You Scotty Dogg. I’ve proved myself before, and I’ll sure as hell do it again. Reaver tried to prove that he is on my level by suspending me. He tried to prove to me that he is worthy of stepping through them ropes with me. Against me. He knows deep inside that I can wrap him around my little finger, just like I done to Mustafa Tosov. He knows that I am bigger and better then him. And judging by what was in them kinky thongs he wore last week, I’m bigger and better then him in the bedroom department too. Come Anarchy’s return, Reaver will be put in his place. He will know his spot on the food chain. Somewhere down the line I’ll admit, he may be a champion. He hasn’t got gold to prove it, but I’ll give him credit where credit is due…he is a champion. However, his time isn’t here yet. The time is now for one superstar and one superstar only. The name’s Anarchy!
Anarchy: Which brings me to one of the man who is standing in my way. Grandprix, at the end of the day, you are not going to walk out of the Elimination Chamber with my belt. The CAW title. Perhaps it hasn’t struck you yet, but the reality is, Anarchy is here. Anarchy is in SRW. The NEW Anarchy is in SRW. Grandprix, you are one of the greatest SRW stars of all time, without a doubt. Well, they always say there is someone better then yourself, and as unfortunate as it is for you, I am that man. I am better then you. And it’s interesting that I have yet to find someone bigger then me. But Grandprix, there is one thing you have not been able to accomplish. One goal that you haven’t been able to meet. The one prize in this industry that everyone dreams of yet has never been able to win… a clean victory over the new Anarchy. Grandprix will be my toughest opponent to date. He’s gunna give all he’s got. He’s gunna put 110% effort into the Elimination Chamber. But again, sorry to announce, but 110% is not near enough. All those assholes that held me back. I will prove that I can bring myself to the next rung on the ladder of success. Grandprix has reached the next rung, and unfortunately for him, there’s no way up, he’s at the top of his ladder. The only way he can go higher is to take a step back and climb a different ladder. My ladder. He’s reached his peak and he knows it. He needs to make the most of the next few weeks, as a new dog is taking over the yard. You can quote me on this: Grandprix will NOT walk out of the Elimination Chamber the CAW Champion. Change that. Grandprix will NOT walk out of the Elimination Chamber, period. If I have anything to do with it, I will be the ONLY wrestler to walk out of the Elimination Chamber on my own two feet. I’ll admit, it’s scary, and it’s not gunna be as easy as I am making it out to be. But I back down from no challenge. The Chamber is a challenge of it’s own; one that I will battle. I’ll give Grandprix his credit; he didn’t just have the title fall into his lap like Hawk did back in the day.
{Cars now are heard loudly and Anarchy moves forward somewhat. He takes another swig of his water and puts a stick of gum in his mouth. Peppermint, if you’re interested. He is grinning for some reason now and continues to talk.}
Anarchy: Hawk, Hawk, Hawk. That’s all I am hearing lately. It’s all about him. That’s about to change and it’s about to change VERY soon. I looked in the SRW Record Books and I skimmed down the list of champions: Cong Man, Grandprix and Hawk were all on there. I wondered to myself why my name wasn’t on the list. Someone saw that I was a threat and quickly moved onto the next challenger. Didn’t they Hawk? And his little run-in buddy Havoc. What an annoying ásshole he is. I did a little investigating for myself and I found out something very interesting. Havoc wrestled under the name of Purge at Edge Wrestling. I wasn’t champion, Heavy Vehicle was. Havoc as with Heavy Vehicle. He wanted the title. So, what did he do? Attack his ‘friend’ and run along. I guess he took a month or two with his head down before heading to SRW. He wore a mask as Purge, that’s why nobody ever guessed that he was the same person. My question is, how does Hawk know that Havoc really does like him? How can we be sure that Havoc is not after the title? How do we know that he’s not gunna screw Hawk at the next opportunity? Well, I guess we don’t have answers to those questions yet, and only time will tell. I guarantee you that come Elimination Chamber, when it’s all set and done, the chamber is lowered, Havoc will pounce. He wants his chance. But Havoc, I WILL become CAW Champion at the PPV. I will be the man who will be standing above the rest of SRW as champion. A new champion will be crowned. That man is Anarchy.
{Anarchy looks around at cars just missing him and he looks back. He walks forward and we see a railing, Anarchy leans over the railing and looks at the water below. He sees his reflection in the water.}
Anarchy: Remember how I was saying I was now the pond? Well, that’s changed again. I don’t just own the pond anymore. This is my world and come my return, the rest of SRW will get their chance to play in it. Now my time is up. I will leave for Edge Wrestling. But that is what you want, and we’re gunna play by my rules now, so I’m staying put. SRW can come kiss my ass, sure. But you’re not getting away with it that easily.
{Anarchy walks away from SRW Towers and into the sunset. This man is scary…he means business.}
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I think it’s fair to say this promo came from somewhere. I dunno where…it just popped into my head and away I went. Maybe that’s because that’s the way I want Anarchy to be. Like, walking across the road as if he is invincible. I guess I want him to be crazy…
This is probably one of my better promos, dunno though, you decide on that one. Like I said, Anarchy wants to be at the top of that ladder. He’s going the same way as Kane; fed up of being told what to do. This is my time, my world, my life. Anarchy’s life. Etc.
Enjoyed? Well I don’t care if you did, as I’m going by what I think is best. Okay, out of ‘Anarchy mode’ now. ;c)
Errr, so yeah. That’s all.
{DW}
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