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> Just over ten mins until the acne riddin teenagers start texting.
Across the country, you can hear the massive "BEEP" as they all rev up their mobile phones, LOL!!!
Time_Warp wrote:
> I hope so. When he had conversations with the other guy whos canadian
> (is that the kevin guy you hate?) he looked like he was asleep or
> shutting his eyes to conserve his energy after having to talk and sit
> down at the same time.
LOL, yeah he never actually looked like he wanted to be there, did he? He was probably closing his eyes and dreaming of the commercial break in which he was going to sprint (well, wobble) down to the staff canteen and gorge himself on - probably "babe" related - food.
> Anyone notice how GN are awful at any games they show on the clips?
> They usually just stand there or get killed and make the best games
> look bad.
Yes. I conclude they are all talentless lepers without a personality between them.
> > Paul, I think he was... the others probably killed him and ate him at
> the barbercue fuelled by Maria's corpse - at any game, any day. Fact.
I hope so. When he had conversations with the other guy whos canadian (is that the kevin guy you hate?) he looked like he was asleep or shutting his eyes to conserve his energy after having to talk and sit down at the same time.
Anyone notice how GN are awful at any games they show on the clips? They usually just stand there or get killed and make the best games look bad.
> At least they got rid of the fat english guy that sounded like a
> robot. He was possible the most dull, uncharasmatic person I have
> ever seen. But he seemed to like games.
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Oh hell! Don't get me started on him. Robot doesn't even come close to conveying the utter dullness of him. My God, you could probably have more interesting conversations with a Kevin the piece of mouldy cheese, who could probably beat the fat "GJ" (giggles) - Paul, I think he was... the others probably killed him and ate him at the barbercue fuelled by Maria's corpse - at any game, any day. Fact.
>
> That will to live is slipping again.
*Gets shotgun out*
At least they got rid of the fat english guy that sounded like a robot. He was possible the most dull, uncharasmatic person I have ever seen. But he seemed to like games.
*Loads Shotgun*
But the channel is running on schedule more or less now, and some clips of games are ok, so it's not all bad...
*Bang*
"If you're young, good looking, dynamic and of course definately interested in videogames, you could be one of our GJ's."
Dynamic?! Those "GJ's" (giggles) are about as dynamic as a mouldy slice of cheese named Kevin (whoever can tell me where I stole that from can have the shiny button I won from... whoever it was I won it from).
Being a "GJ" (giggles) is one job I might try out for, if it weren't for the fact I'd be working alongside a group of people more boring than all the art museums, nature reserves and libaries in the world put together.
And talk about stupid!!! "GJ" Maria (whom I haven't seen on there for a while, funnily enough. Maybe they killed her and used her body to fuel a barbercue?) was hosting "Contact Us" this one time, and she reads an email from a guy in Holland who, at the end of the email, asks if his English is any good.
She replies, "Yes, your Englishes are very good."
That will to live is slipping again.
> In checking the Game Network schedules, I have discovered that it is
> actually on for 3 hours (11pm - 2am). 3 HOURS?!?! My God, think of
> the money all the acne-suffering sad acts will be wasting sending all
> those text messages; the majority of which will not be shown I'd
> imagine and none of which will be read.
>
> Also, they have Private Babe and Late Night Babe shows.
>
> There are some sad morons out there.
>
> I'm losing the will to live.
>
> Shoot me.
>
> Now.
>
> ...
>
> *cries*
*bang*