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"English_Bloke is looking for…"

A tall, tanned goddess. Who likes to cook, clean and strut around in skimpy clothing. Must be 18+.

For general tasks, mopping my brow when I’m dieing from a cold. Talking to me when I feel talkative, and shutting up when I’m not…and being able to tell which of these things I am at any given time. For fetching and all general carrying of suitcases, oh, and rich too please.

Good god I’m bored.

Nah, you just reminded me of this hilarious strip in a comic book called Liberty Meadows, it's a US newspaper daily comic, or used to be, now it's just a comic.

You know what?

Out of all the people on SR, I might have guessed you would turn out to be a pimp.

English_Bloke wrote:
> A tall, tanned goddess. Who likes to cook, clean and strut around in
> skimpy clothing. Must be 18+.
>
> For general tasks, mopping my brow when I’m dieing from a cold.
> Talking to me when I feel talkative, and shutting up when I’m not…and
> being able to tell which of these things I am at any given time. For
> fetching and all general carrying of suitcases, oh, and rich too
> please.

I'll have what he's having.

Roger will be at your service for the small fee of a half eaten mars bar and a bottle of Panda Cola.

(This may, or may not be a lie.)

Give me a little while...after a bottle of wine, that may do.

(This may be a joke)

Woah, you must be desperate putting this up on SR! Your most likely response will be from a 53 year old man called Roger/Norman/Bill who has plastic sheets on his bed and frequents his local train station searching for that elusive locomotive.

Indeed.

English_Bloke wrote:
> ]-[ØM€® B€€® §ØL!!D wrote:
> English Bloke, is looking for... English Lass. And the person who
> most
> fits those criteria is, his MuM!
>
> *Shakes his head*
>
> I expected more from you, I'm very disappointed young man!

Ha!

whack im with ya trunchen!!!

]-[ØM€® B€€® §ØL!!D wrote:
> English Bloke, is looking for... English Lass. And the person who most
> fits those criteria is, his MuM!

*Shakes his head*

I expected more from you, I'm very disappointed young man!

PC Im sure you could pull in your outfit..

Theres the type of girls that like those in prison (my friends)

And the type that like well respected men with big trunchens!!