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For general tasks, mopping my brow when I’m dieing from a cold. Talking to me when I feel talkative, and shutting up when I’m not…and being able to tell which of these things I am at any given time. For fetching and all general carrying of suitcases, oh, and rich too please.
Good god I’m bored.
For general tasks, mopping my brow when I’m dieing from a cold. Talking to me when I feel talkative, and shutting up when I’m not…and being able to tell which of these things I am at any given time. For fetching and all general carrying of suitcases, oh, and rich too please.
Good god I’m bored.
> Good god I’m bored.
Thought so. Look on msn.co.uk and click on Relationships
You can have one of mine. I'm surrounded by a bevy of tall and tanned beauties wherever I go. I call them my slaves. They're with me right now in fact - pawing and stroking me, gasping and purring.
Casanova? I laugh in the face of Casanova.
Must be your velvet touch that they like.
Tonight
English_Bloke is looking for...
Serious advice
> Oh, and I'll have the one in the middle.
Ah yes, Lucinda Nymphet - she's a bit moody, but she makes up for it in 'other departments'. She on her way, first-class delivery.
*licks stamp and slaps it on left breast*
"Off you go, luv."
No sense of direction you see, you see what I did there? I made a funny. A stereotyping joke about the female sense of direction. Ahaha, I should write this down…wait a minute.
Maybe in a few days eh.