Viewing Thread:
"English_Bloke is looking for…"

A tall, tanned goddess. Who likes to cook, clean and strut around in skimpy clothing. Must be 18+.

For general tasks, mopping my brow when I’m dieing from a cold. Talking to me when I feel talkative, and shutting up when I’m not…and being able to tell which of these things I am at any given time. For fetching and all general carrying of suitcases, oh, and rich too please.

Good god I’m bored.

Déb wrote:
> Woah, you must be desperate putting this up on SR! Your most likely
> response will be from a 53 year old man called Roger/Norman/Bill who
> has plastic sheets on his bed and frequents his local train station
> searching for that elusive locomotive.
>
> Indeed.

Really you can do that well here? i didn't realise.......

The Shield is an excellent program, unless you're sensitive, to lots of things.

Yeah, and it all started because I fancied a game of jerkin the gherkin.

X Files is the real teaser...this thread is now so complicated...

That's what a hard hitting thinker of a program like "The Shield" will do to you.

My brain hurts.

hmmm... Insanity?

Oi, you! Out of this thread (or stop posting at the same time as me.)!

I think he may, or may not have been talking to me.

Possibly.

Belldandy wrote:
> Nah, you just reminded me of this hilarious strip in a comic book

Who does? Me?