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"Tonight I am going to…"

Watch a chick-flick (Just Married), cut my nails, play with my hair and crack open a bottle of wine.

I will report back in a little while about the film.

It made me chuck up.

That made me chuckle :)

And England ALWAYS play with two up front.

It would explain Alan Hansen & Gary Linker's random shuffling on the Match of the Day bench. Maybe they're checking to see if the guest of the day is a eunuch also?

We may have hit onto an internationa cover-up here...

Maybe he was just checking to see if Gazza was a eunuch also? Maybe Gazza is a eunuch. Maybe it's a prerequisite of professional football. Eric Cantona certainly displayed the symptoms.

Vinnie Jones grabbed Gazza's meat & two veg at some point. Maybe our Vinnie envied him.

Yeah, it would actually. And why he touched that guys balls. Or was that Gazza?

Lock, Stock, and Two Shortened Testicles seemed a bit angry as well.

I reckon Vinnie Jones is a eunuch. Explaisn why he's so angry all the time.

Stryke wrote:
> How did you know? Die Hard & Guiness is pretty much the same as
> Notting Hill and a 4 pack of Breezers, right?

*Holds head in hands*

I might have known. Then again, Vinnie Jones likes it. Or is he....?

Blank wrote:

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> Don't forget the string vest. But I think you're bluffing anyway.

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How did you know? Die Hard & Guiness is pretty much the same as Notting Hill and a 4 pack of Breezers, right?