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Watch a chick-flick (Just Married), cut my nails, play with my hair and crack open a bottle of wine.
I will report back in a little while about the film.
I will report back in a little while about the film.
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If you ever feel like you have been shat on all day, watch this, you will feel better.
cookie monster wrote:
> Bora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> there's two ends to a tunnel though, we don't want to confuse the
> little nipper now :D
>
> Its never too early to learn more "Advanced techniques".
Just as long as there's only the one train involved ...
*shudders*
> Bora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> there's two ends to a tunnel though, we don't want to confuse the
> little nipper now :D
>
> Its never too early to learn more "Advanced techniques".
Just as long as there's only the one train involved ...
*shudders*
Bora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> there's two ends to a tunnel though, we don't want to confuse the
> little nipper now :D
Its never too early to learn more "Advanced techniques".
> there's two ends to a tunnel though, we don't want to confuse the
> little nipper now :D
Its never too early to learn more "Advanced techniques".
Blank wrote:
> Well, there are in real life.
>
> Although they don't necessarily meet up.
I should hope not
> Well, there are in real life.
>
> Although they don't necessarily meet up.
I should hope not
Well, there are in real life.
Although they don't necessarily meet up.
Although they don't necessarily meet up.
cookie monster wrote:
> The train and the tunnel metaphor seems the best to me.
there's two ends to a tunnel though, we don't want to confuse the little nipper now :D
> The train and the tunnel metaphor seems the best to me.
there's two ends to a tunnel though, we don't want to confuse the little nipper now :D
The train and the tunnel metaphor seems the best to me.
Ms NY wrote:
> "It's when the man takes his.. um.. y'know.. his winkie, and
> places it in mummy's tinkie"
sounds a bit too much like an episode of teletubbies for me. what's wrong with the terms "John Thomas" and "Sausage Wallet"? :D
> "It's when the man takes his.. um.. y'know.. his winkie, and
> places it in mummy's tinkie"
sounds a bit too much like an episode of teletubbies for me. what's wrong with the terms "John Thomas" and "Sausage Wallet"? :D
Bora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> hosepipes? do educate me as to the role of the lowly garden hosepipe
> in this equation ....
*sigh* OOOOk. If I must. *sound of music styleee*
See. Hosepipes were invented back in the day when sex wasn't heard of. In other words.. no sexual intercourse on an hourly basis. Um. Ok, that *would* be hard telling your child that.
"Ok. Sweetie, honey, there's something I've been meaning to talk to you about for some time. It's about the thing that me and daddy - or possibly the postman - did to create you."
"What's that then, mummy?"
"It's called sex, sweetie-pie."
"Wow. What's sex, mummy?"
"It's when the man takes his.. um.. y'know.. his winkie, and places it in mummy's tinkie"
"Oh jeez! Mum, I know all about this crap. We talk about it a kindergarton all the time, only it's called *edited for rude reasons*"
"Oh.My. You just pressed my button."
See? I would be a great mother!
Damn 00:22am.
> hosepipes? do educate me as to the role of the lowly garden hosepipe
> in this equation ....
*sigh* OOOOk. If I must. *sound of music styleee*
See. Hosepipes were invented back in the day when sex wasn't heard of. In other words.. no sexual intercourse on an hourly basis. Um. Ok, that *would* be hard telling your child that.
"Ok. Sweetie, honey, there's something I've been meaning to talk to you about for some time. It's about the thing that me and daddy - or possibly the postman - did to create you."
"What's that then, mummy?"
"It's called sex, sweetie-pie."
"Wow. What's sex, mummy?"
"It's when the man takes his.. um.. y'know.. his winkie, and places it in mummy's tinkie"
"Oh jeez! Mum, I know all about this crap. We talk about it a kindergarton all the time, only it's called *edited for rude reasons*"
"Oh.My. You just pressed my button."
See? I would be a great mother!
Damn 00:22am.
DNA to make BIOLOGICAL robots, d'uh...
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