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"Your sitcom ideas"

We've all sat there watching a p#ss-poor sitcom and thought "I could do better than this with my eyelid stitched to my hole". Well now's your chance. There's no need for lengthy episode summaries, just a quick synopsis of the sitcom and what it's called. I'll start you off:

Blackpool Rock

We follow the trials and tribulations of Keith, manager of a keyring factory just outside the seaside town by day, but lead of a mullet-bound 80's rock band gigging around Blackpool's club circuit by night. Done in docusoap style.


Off you go.

You get a Scotsman an Irishman and an englishman sitting around a table telling "Scotsman-Irishman-Englishman" jokes for 22.5 mins.

My mate had an idea. He called it the "The Homey Chef", paying homage to that fat tongued mocknet tw*t, Jamie Oliver.

It would involve stoned people cooking with cannabis and inventing new recipes. Every so often they'd have a guest co-star like Snoop Dogg and once in a while they'd be raided by the police.

Well, it sounded funny at the time.

Goatboy wrote:
> Jennifer Connolly and Salma Hayek eating each other for 30 mins every
> week with canned laughter.
> Best sitcom ever.

Just have Hayek the eyebrow from Freida whilst doing it. Hell, I'd laugh between strokes.

They should just bring back repeats of ALF and Diff’rent Strokes. Great sitcoms.

I can hardly see it taking the 8:30 slot, but he who dares wins, I suppose. Mail Greg D*ke and see if he'll take up the challenge. You might also tell him I had to censor his name because of this stupid filter.

Jennifer Connolly and Salma Hayek eating each other for 30 mins every week with canned laughter.
Best sitcom ever.

What a fun event your evening viewing must be. But mine's probably worse - the folks like My Hero.

It makes me cry.

For God's sake don't bring up My Family. My Mum's a dentist, every time that programme's on she has to correct every dental mistake they make. It's the bane of my life, it really is.

An old man and a very ugly woman live with a twentysomething hot chick, a twentysomething funny/weird guy and Harry Potter. Then for no reason hot chick departs and is replaced by Lisa Kudrow, only after being hit in the face with several blunt objects.

It'd be called My Family.

Oh shi

We've all sat there watching a p#ss-poor sitcom and thought "I could do better than this with my eyelid stitched to my hole". Well now's your chance. There's no need for lengthy episode summaries, just a quick synopsis of the sitcom and what it's called. I'll start you off:

Blackpool Rock

We follow the trials and tribulations of Keith, manager of a keyring factory just outside the seaside town by day, but lead of a mullet-bound 80's rock band gigging around Blackpool's club circuit by night. Done in docusoap style.


Off you go.