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> hey this thread is fairly popular, maybe I should have a thread
> dedicated to my good self.
>
> it'd have everything - ample seating, beer on tap, a great view of
> the park, football and father ted on the widescreen tellies, and an
> xbox for you all to have a go on when you're bored of talking
*Places ample child seating*
*Balances a Fosters on a tap*
*Installs window to view Afghanistan park*
*Places flat football*
*Installs web cam in Father Ted's coffin - links to widescreen tv*
*Writes 'x' on a cardboard box*
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR.
> hey this thread is fairly popular, maybe I should have a thread
> dedicated to my good self.
>
> it'd have everything - ample seating, beer on tap, a great view of
> the park, football and father ted on the widescreen tellies, and an
> xbox for you all to have a go on when you're bored of talking
*Places ample child seating*
*Balances a Fosters on a tap*
*Installs window to view Afghanistan park*
*Places flat football*
*Installs web cam in Father Ted's coffin - links to widescreen tv*
*Writes 'x' on a cardboard box*
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR.
> And the free hand jobs?
Your department.
> Timmargh wrote:
> And the free hand jobs?
>
> Your department.
*puts on rubby gloves*
Right - who's first?
>
> Right - who's first?
Me please. Can you do the G-spot too please.
> Me please. Can you do the G-spot too please.
Certainly. Would you like the 'Fast & Furious', the 'Medium Massage' or the 'Slow Stroke'?
> A blend of the 3 please.
Awkward sod. Right - here we go ...