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Welcome back to SRW Eclipse which is emanating live from Canada this week, where the fans here are extremely excited about what’s coming up next. The week before Free-Fall, CAW Commissioner, former CAW World Champion and former double Tag Team Champion Reaver (Ant) was asked who he thought would win the CAW Title match at Free-Fall between Hawk (AfroJoe) and Grandprix.
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"You don't think Grandprix has a chance?"
"Pffft, not really. But it should be good to watch nonetheless. But seriously, if Grandprix wins then I will dance in the middle of that ring on the Eclipse afterwards wearing just a top hat and a pair of EXTREMELY small y-fronts."
"Well," Lillian (Hercules) says flirtily, "lets hope Grandprix wins then, eh?"
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And Lillian (Hercules) got her wish, because right now, Reaver (Ant) will dance in the middle of the ring wearing just a top hat and a pair of EXTREMELY small y-fronts, and I’ve been told that they are indeed extremely small, and that Jetster personally picked them out for him!
“My Sacrifice…” A surprisingly loud cheer goes up as Reaver (Ant) slowly makes his way to the ring, his usual cocky strut and smirk apparently gone. He holds a top hat in his left hand, he’s shirtless and wearing his usual pair of wrestling tights, but we see no y-fronts…I guess he’s already wearing them underneath! He asks Lillian Garcia (Hercules), who is smiling in anticipation, for her microphone. She readily agrees and steps out of the ring to get a better look.
“Hey y’all,” Reaver begins with his usual Scott Hall joke, “y’know, it’s funny, the WWE have spent the last couple of years desperately trying to regain ratings with old superstars, new superstars, old gimmicks, new gimmicks, an invasion angle, even Hulk Hogan…and they’re still struggling. And yet, this segment alone is tipped to top the cable ratings.”
“And let me guess, the whole SRW roster is watching backstage, yeah?”
Look at the SpecialTron – it’s showing all the various locker rooms, and all the superstars are glued to their TVs! The bWo, DoA, Parental Advisory, Cong Man, Hawk (AfroJoe) and of course Grandprix are all included, and many many more!”
Reaver (Ant) laughs, “Ah, I thought so. Well anyway, look, I’m not one to break a promise…but I never expected myself to be in this position. A few months ago I wouldn’t be standing here holding a top hat and a microphone…it would’ve been my two Tag Team Title belts. It’s been a while since CAW World Title gold was around my waist. And to be honest, I never expected Grandprix to win the CAW World Title…and the same goes for Hawk (AfroJoe).”
“What happened to the days when me and Cong Man, two SRW legends, were battling it out for the title in brutal steel cage matches? Times change, I s’pose…and this is a first in SRW. But I don’t plan on making a habit of it.”
“So am I actually gonna do it?” The fans cheer, they wanna see it! “Well, being Reaver (Ant), I tried to think of a way out of it…it’s not hard, I am Commissioner after all…but despite what you all think, I never abuse my power. I thought of every other possibility, but there was none…you may think I could just, well, not do it. But if I disobeyed my own promise…then how can I trust anyone when I can’t even trust myself?”
The arena is deathly quiet; they haven’t seen this side of Reaver (Ant) before.
“And then I had a thought. I don’t why I never thought of it before to be honest, it’s the perfect plan…”
What does Reaver (Ant) have in mind?”
“Hell, what am I worried about!? What have I got to lose!? I’ve got everything – toned muscles, no fat, great build…a chiseled physique if there ever was one! So hey, why not…do it?”
This place has gone wild, Reaver (Ant)’s actually gonna do it!
“Lights please!” The arena is thrown into darkness apart from the spotlight on Reaver (Ant).
“Top hat!” He puts the top hat stylishly!
“And now…the trousers!” OH MAN! REAVER (ANT) LITERALLY RIPPED HIS WRESTLING TIGHTS OFF, REVEALING HIS LEATHER Y-FRONTS! AND DAMMIT THEY’RE SMALL, BUT BIG ENOUGH TO BE SHOWN LIVE HERE ON CABLE TV!
“HIT THE MUSIC!” Reaver (Ant) cries, and Val Venis’ music begins!
REAVER (ANT) IS DANCING VAL VENIS STYLE!!! THE SCREAMING FROM ALL THE LADIES IN THE ARENA IS DEAFENING!
Despite being the same sex as our CAW Commissioner, I have to say that he’s really looking quite sexy out there!
Reaver (Ant) then stops, and points backstage…Val Venis music stops, and now…
“TURN IT UP!” IT’S TOO COOL’S MUSIC! HE’S DANCING TOO COOL STYLE!
THE CROWD REACTION IS PHENOMANAL, HALF OF THEM ARE DANCING THEMSELVES!
Reaver (Ant) nails the digging dance that GMS (Ant) is famous for, and now…THE WORM! AMAZING!
We get a quick look backstage where all the other superstars are either staring in shock, or laughing their heads off! Jetster looks strangely proud of his tag partner!
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! PYROS ARE GOING OFF, THIS IS GREAT STUFF!
Finally the music stops and Reaver (Ant) poses for the finish, a fantastic performance I have to say, and the sold-out audience here certainly agrees! He’s grinning from ear-to-ear as he celebrates on the top rope!
“IT BEGAN IN AFRIKA-KA-KA!” Wait, what’s this? IT’S THE CONG MAN!
Cong Man quickly makes his way to the squared circle, a microphone already in hand, another huge pop going up from this crowd.
“Reaver (Ant), man…” He laughs, “we’ve been through a lot together…usually against each-other, but hey. Anyway, we’ve been through a lot, but I never imagined you would ever do anything like that! And, as hard as it is to admit, it was pretty damn entertaining.”
Reaver (Ant) looks VERY wary though, these two are the biggest rivals in SRW history, there’s no way these two have ever, and ever will, have a friendly chat with each-other. Reaver circles the ring, what the hell is gonna happen here?
“Anyway look, I came out here to say…”
“WHO LET DA DOGS OUT!?” Now what!? It’s Scotty Dogg (Figo)! The fans are booing and jeering loudly, they hate this guy as much as they used to love him! He sprints to the ring and wastes no time in ATTACKING THE CONG MAN!
Scotty spears Cong Man to the ground and begins to pummel him with right-hands, does this mean Scotty has accepted Cong Man’s challenge to a no-rope barbed wire match next week!?
Cong Man has already been cut open as Scotty (Figo) heads to the outside and grabs a steel chair as Reaver (Ant) looks on confusedly, this is sick, Cong Man used to be Scotty’s best friend! What’s this all about!? He steps into the ring, stands over Cong Man and lifts the chair high above his head…
But Reaver (Ant) twists him around, kicks the chair out of his hands, AND DELIVERS A DEVASTATING DDT-DRIVER ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR! HOLY S**T!
THE ROOF HAS BEEN BLOWN OFF THIS PLACE!
“HOLY S**T! HOLY S**T! HOLY S**T” THE FANS AGREE WITH ME!
THE FANS ARE GOING ABSOLUTELY CRAZY AS REAVER (ANT) STANDS OVER THE UNCONSCIOUS SCOTTY DOGG (FIGO)! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AROUND HERE!?
Reaver (Ant) just saved The Cong Man! I never thought I’d hear myself say that!
But who’s that coming through the crowd!? It’s former CAW World Champion Hawk (AfroJoe), along with Havoc (Hercules) and Anarchy (DW)! What are they doing here!? They slide into the ring and surround Reaver (Ant), evil smiles spreading across their faces!
Anarchy (DW) attacks Reaver (Ant), but Reaver fights back! They’re going at it, back and forth, and for probably the first time ever this audience is cheering on our CAW Commissioner! He knocks down Anarchy with a big right-hand before he’s jumped by Hawk (AfroJoe) and Havoc (Hercules) who mercilessly beat him to the ground…Havoc lifts Reaver above his head, and nails a massive POWERBOMB – WHAM!
The fans are cheering again, and this time it’s for Jetster as he sprints to the ring to save his tag team partner! Hawk, Havoc and Anarchy see this and quickly escape the ring, an extremely dazed and bloody Scotty Dogg (Figo) not far behind – the crowd can’t believe what’s happening here tonight!
Jetster helps Reaver (Ant) up, who then asks for a microphone.
He speaks breathlessly, “OH YEAH! YOU WANNA ATTACK ME LIKE THAT DO YOU!? NO ONE DOES THAT TO ME!”
He calms down a little, and then smiles, “Scotty Dogg (Figo)…there’s no need for you to accept Cong Man’s challenge, because I am officially making a no-rope barbed wire match between you two for next week!”
Cong Man, who is still in the ring, nods excitedly and grins at the mere thought of the match!
“Hawk (AfroJoe), Havoc (Hercules)? If you two lose your Tag Team Titles match against The System Fighters this week, then next week you have to face myself and Jetster in a no disqualification tag team match!”
The fans certainly like the sound of that!
“And Anarchy, you think of yourself as a bit of a Rock, do you? Well let me tell you something…I’ve been talking with our new Cruiser Champion Hurricane (RM18) recently, and he’s persuaded me to do something…you see, you and Josh Matthews may have beaten me and Jetster as Free-Fall, but you used steel chairs, and the match wasn’t even nearing an ending. Thanks to this recent act, and also thanks to your attitude over the last few weeks…YOU’RE SUSPENDED WITHOUT PAY UNTIL THE NEXT PAY-PER-VIEW!”
WOW! Anarchy (DW) suspended without pay till the next PPV! Unbelievable!
Reaver (Ant) drops the mic and slowly makes his way backstage…it’s gonna take a while for all that’s happened to sink in, but we know one thing for sure…Reaver (Ant) had the last laugh tonight!
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Well, I hope you all enjoyed that. {:)
The suspension was DW’s idea by the way, I think he has something up his sleeve.
And I think it’s fair to say that me and Jetty have undergone a fairly large character change. :D
I feel this is a quite a big event in CAW history, so erm…well, I’ll say again, I hope this promo was up to standards. {:)
Thanks for reading, Ant.
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"You don't think Grandprix has a chance?"
"Pffft, not really. But it should be good to watch nonetheless. But seriously, if Grandprix wins then I will dance in the middle of that ring on the Eclipse afterwards wearing just a top hat and a pair of EXTREMELY small y-fronts."
"Well," Lillian (Hercules) says flirtily, "lets hope Grandprix wins then, eh?"
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And Lillian (Hercules) got her wish, because right now, Reaver (Ant) will dance in the middle of the ring wearing just a top hat and a pair of EXTREMELY small y-fronts, and I’ve been told that they are indeed extremely small, and that Jetster personally picked them out for him!
“My Sacrifice…” A surprisingly loud cheer goes up as Reaver (Ant) slowly makes his way to the ring, his usual cocky strut and smirk apparently gone. He holds a top hat in his left hand, he’s shirtless and wearing his usual pair of wrestling tights, but we see no y-fronts…I guess he’s already wearing them underneath! He asks Lillian Garcia (Hercules), who is smiling in anticipation, for her microphone. She readily agrees and steps out of the ring to get a better look.
“Hey y’all,” Reaver begins with his usual Scott Hall joke, “y’know, it’s funny, the WWE have spent the last couple of years desperately trying to regain ratings with old superstars, new superstars, old gimmicks, new gimmicks, an invasion angle, even Hulk Hogan…and they’re still struggling. And yet, this segment alone is tipped to top the cable ratings.”
“And let me guess, the whole SRW roster is watching backstage, yeah?”
Look at the SpecialTron – it’s showing all the various locker rooms, and all the superstars are glued to their TVs! The bWo, DoA, Parental Advisory, Cong Man, Hawk (AfroJoe) and of course Grandprix are all included, and many many more!”
Reaver (Ant) laughs, “Ah, I thought so. Well anyway, look, I’m not one to break a promise…but I never expected myself to be in this position. A few months ago I wouldn’t be standing here holding a top hat and a microphone…it would’ve been my two Tag Team Title belts. It’s been a while since CAW World Title gold was around my waist. And to be honest, I never expected Grandprix to win the CAW World Title…and the same goes for Hawk (AfroJoe).”
“What happened to the days when me and Cong Man, two SRW legends, were battling it out for the title in brutal steel cage matches? Times change, I s’pose…and this is a first in SRW. But I don’t plan on making a habit of it.”
“So am I actually gonna do it?” The fans cheer, they wanna see it! “Well, being Reaver (Ant), I tried to think of a way out of it…it’s not hard, I am Commissioner after all…but despite what you all think, I never abuse my power. I thought of every other possibility, but there was none…you may think I could just, well, not do it. But if I disobeyed my own promise…then how can I trust anyone when I can’t even trust myself?”
The arena is deathly quiet; they haven’t seen this side of Reaver (Ant) before.
“And then I had a thought. I don’t why I never thought of it before to be honest, it’s the perfect plan…”
What does Reaver (Ant) have in mind?”
“Hell, what am I worried about!? What have I got to lose!? I’ve got everything – toned muscles, no fat, great build…a chiseled physique if there ever was one! So hey, why not…do it?”
This place has gone wild, Reaver (Ant)’s actually gonna do it!
“Lights please!” The arena is thrown into darkness apart from the spotlight on Reaver (Ant).
“Top hat!” He puts the top hat stylishly!
“And now…the trousers!” OH MAN! REAVER (ANT) LITERALLY RIPPED HIS WRESTLING TIGHTS OFF, REVEALING HIS LEATHER Y-FRONTS! AND DAMMIT THEY’RE SMALL, BUT BIG ENOUGH TO BE SHOWN LIVE HERE ON CABLE TV!
“HIT THE MUSIC!” Reaver (Ant) cries, and Val Venis’ music begins!
REAVER (ANT) IS DANCING VAL VENIS STYLE!!! THE SCREAMING FROM ALL THE LADIES IN THE ARENA IS DEAFENING!
Despite being the same sex as our CAW Commissioner, I have to say that he’s really looking quite sexy out there!
Reaver (Ant) then stops, and points backstage…Val Venis music stops, and now…
“TURN IT UP!” IT’S TOO COOL’S MUSIC! HE’S DANCING TOO COOL STYLE!
THE CROWD REACTION IS PHENOMANAL, HALF OF THEM ARE DANCING THEMSELVES!
Reaver (Ant) nails the digging dance that GMS (Ant) is famous for, and now…THE WORM! AMAZING!
We get a quick look backstage where all the other superstars are either staring in shock, or laughing their heads off! Jetster looks strangely proud of his tag partner!
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! PYROS ARE GOING OFF, THIS IS GREAT STUFF!
Finally the music stops and Reaver (Ant) poses for the finish, a fantastic performance I have to say, and the sold-out audience here certainly agrees! He’s grinning from ear-to-ear as he celebrates on the top rope!
“IT BEGAN IN AFRIKA-KA-KA!” Wait, what’s this? IT’S THE CONG MAN!
Cong Man quickly makes his way to the squared circle, a microphone already in hand, another huge pop going up from this crowd.
“Reaver (Ant), man…” He laughs, “we’ve been through a lot together…usually against each-other, but hey. Anyway, we’ve been through a lot, but I never imagined you would ever do anything like that! And, as hard as it is to admit, it was pretty damn entertaining.”
Reaver (Ant) looks VERY wary though, these two are the biggest rivals in SRW history, there’s no way these two have ever, and ever will, have a friendly chat with each-other. Reaver circles the ring, what the hell is gonna happen here?
“Anyway look, I came out here to say…”
“WHO LET DA DOGS OUT!?” Now what!? It’s Scotty Dogg (Figo)! The fans are booing and jeering loudly, they hate this guy as much as they used to love him! He sprints to the ring and wastes no time in ATTACKING THE CONG MAN!
Scotty spears Cong Man to the ground and begins to pummel him with right-hands, does this mean Scotty has accepted Cong Man’s challenge to a no-rope barbed wire match next week!?
Cong Man has already been cut open as Scotty (Figo) heads to the outside and grabs a steel chair as Reaver (Ant) looks on confusedly, this is sick, Cong Man used to be Scotty’s best friend! What’s this all about!? He steps into the ring, stands over Cong Man and lifts the chair high above his head…
But Reaver (Ant) twists him around, kicks the chair out of his hands, AND DELIVERS A DEVASTATING DDT-DRIVER ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR! HOLY S**T!
THE ROOF HAS BEEN BLOWN OFF THIS PLACE!
“HOLY S**T! HOLY S**T! HOLY S**T” THE FANS AGREE WITH ME!
THE FANS ARE GOING ABSOLUTELY CRAZY AS REAVER (ANT) STANDS OVER THE UNCONSCIOUS SCOTTY DOGG (FIGO)! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AROUND HERE!?
Reaver (Ant) just saved The Cong Man! I never thought I’d hear myself say that!
But who’s that coming through the crowd!? It’s former CAW World Champion Hawk (AfroJoe), along with Havoc (Hercules) and Anarchy (DW)! What are they doing here!? They slide into the ring and surround Reaver (Ant), evil smiles spreading across their faces!
Anarchy (DW) attacks Reaver (Ant), but Reaver fights back! They’re going at it, back and forth, and for probably the first time ever this audience is cheering on our CAW Commissioner! He knocks down Anarchy with a big right-hand before he’s jumped by Hawk (AfroJoe) and Havoc (Hercules) who mercilessly beat him to the ground…Havoc lifts Reaver above his head, and nails a massive POWERBOMB – WHAM!
The fans are cheering again, and this time it’s for Jetster as he sprints to the ring to save his tag team partner! Hawk, Havoc and Anarchy see this and quickly escape the ring, an extremely dazed and bloody Scotty Dogg (Figo) not far behind – the crowd can’t believe what’s happening here tonight!
Jetster helps Reaver (Ant) up, who then asks for a microphone.
He speaks breathlessly, “OH YEAH! YOU WANNA ATTACK ME LIKE THAT DO YOU!? NO ONE DOES THAT TO ME!”
He calms down a little, and then smiles, “Scotty Dogg (Figo)…there’s no need for you to accept Cong Man’s challenge, because I am officially making a no-rope barbed wire match between you two for next week!”
Cong Man, who is still in the ring, nods excitedly and grins at the mere thought of the match!
“Hawk (AfroJoe), Havoc (Hercules)? If you two lose your Tag Team Titles match against The System Fighters this week, then next week you have to face myself and Jetster in a no disqualification tag team match!”
The fans certainly like the sound of that!
“And Anarchy, you think of yourself as a bit of a Rock, do you? Well let me tell you something…I’ve been talking with our new Cruiser Champion Hurricane (RM18) recently, and he’s persuaded me to do something…you see, you and Josh Matthews may have beaten me and Jetster as Free-Fall, but you used steel chairs, and the match wasn’t even nearing an ending. Thanks to this recent act, and also thanks to your attitude over the last few weeks…YOU’RE SUSPENDED WITHOUT PAY UNTIL THE NEXT PAY-PER-VIEW!”
WOW! Anarchy (DW) suspended without pay till the next PPV! Unbelievable!
Reaver (Ant) drops the mic and slowly makes his way backstage…it’s gonna take a while for all that’s happened to sink in, but we know one thing for sure…Reaver (Ant) had the last laugh tonight!
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Well, I hope you all enjoyed that. {:)
The suspension was DW’s idea by the way, I think he has something up his sleeve.
And I think it’s fair to say that me and Jetty have undergone a fairly large character change. :D
I feel this is a quite a big event in CAW history, so erm…well, I’ll say again, I hope this promo was up to standards. {:)
Thanks for reading, Ant.
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That. Was. Priceless.
Amazing stuff. Reaver dancing all over the place, a nice big brawl and a huge twist with the suspension of Anarchy.
Barbed Wire match, can't wait. Gunna be brutal, bloody etc. Congie and Scotty are gunna go all out on each other.
Havoc, Hawk, Reaver and Jetster are all gunna go at it methinks. In tag action, of course.
As for the Hurricane... *grumbles* ...we'll see.
Amazing stuff. Reaver dancing all over the place, a nice big brawl and a huge twist with the suspension of Anarchy.
Barbed Wire match, can't wait. Gunna be brutal, bloody etc. Congie and Scotty are gunna go all out on each other.
Havoc, Hawk, Reaver and Jetster are all gunna go at it methinks. In tag action, of course.
As for the Hurricane... *grumbles* ...we'll see.
Welcome back to SRW Eclipse which is emanating live from Canada this week, where the fans here are extremely excited about what’s coming up next. The week before Free-Fall, CAW Commissioner, former CAW World Champion and former double Tag Team Champion Reaver (Ant) was asked who he thought would win the CAW Title match at Free-Fall between Hawk (AfroJoe) and Grandprix.
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"You don't think Grandprix has a chance?"
"Pffft, not really. But it should be good to watch nonetheless. But seriously, if Grandprix wins then I will dance in the middle of that ring on the Eclipse afterwards wearing just a top hat and a pair of EXTREMELY small y-fronts."
"Well," Lillian (Hercules) says flirtily, "lets hope Grandprix wins then, eh?"
_____________________________
And Lillian (Hercules) got her wish, because right now, Reaver (Ant) will dance in the middle of the ring wearing just a top hat and a pair of EXTREMELY small y-fronts, and I’ve been told that they are indeed extremely small, and that Jetster personally picked them out for him!
“My Sacrifice…” A surprisingly loud cheer goes up as Reaver (Ant) slowly makes his way to the ring, his usual cocky strut and smirk apparently gone. He holds a top hat in his left hand, he’s shirtless and wearing his usual pair of wrestling tights, but we see no y-fronts…I guess he’s already wearing them underneath! He asks Lillian Garcia (Hercules), who is smiling in anticipation, for her microphone. She readily agrees and steps out of the ring to get a better look.
“Hey y’all,” Reaver begins with his usual Scott Hall joke, “y’know, it’s funny, the WWE have spent the last couple of years desperately trying to regain ratings with old superstars, new superstars, old gimmicks, new gimmicks, an invasion angle, even Hulk Hogan…and they’re still struggling. And yet, this segment alone is tipped to top the cable ratings.”
“And let me guess, the whole SRW roster is watching backstage, yeah?”
Look at the SpecialTron – it’s showing all the various locker rooms, and all the superstars are glued to their TVs! The bWo, DoA, Parental Advisory, Cong Man, Hawk (AfroJoe) and of course Grandprix are all included, and many many more!”
Reaver (Ant) laughs, “Ah, I thought so. Well anyway, look, I’m not one to break a promise…but I never expected myself to be in this position. A few months ago I wouldn’t be standing here holding a top hat and a microphone…it would’ve been my two Tag Team Title belts. It’s been a while since CAW World Title gold was around my waist. And to be honest, I never expected Grandprix to win the CAW World Title…and the same goes for Hawk (AfroJoe).”
“What happened to the days when me and Cong Man, two SRW legends, were battling it out for the title in brutal steel cage matches? Times change, I s’pose…and this is a first in SRW. But I don’t plan on making a habit of it.”
“So am I actually gonna do it?” The fans cheer, they wanna see it! “Well, being Reaver (Ant), I tried to think of a way out of it…it’s not hard, I am Commissioner after all…but despite what you all think, I never abuse my power. I thought of every other possibility, but there was none…you may think I could just, well, not do it. But if I disobeyed my own promise…then how can I trust anyone when I can’t even trust myself?”
The arena is deathly quiet; they haven’t seen this side of Reaver (Ant) before.
“And then I had a thought. I don’t why I never thought of it before to be honest, it’s the perfect plan…”
What does Reaver (Ant) have in mind?”
“Hell, what am I worried about!? What have I got to lose!? I’ve got everything – toned muscles, no fat, great build…a chiseled physique if there ever was one! So hey, why not…do it?”
This place has gone wild, Reaver (Ant)’s actually gonna do it!
“Lights please!” The arena is thrown into darkness apart from the spotlight on Reaver (Ant).
“Top hat!” He puts the top hat stylishly!
“And now…the trousers!” OH MAN! REAVER (ANT) LITERALLY RIPPED HIS WRESTLING TIGHTS OFF, REVEALING HIS LEATHER Y-FRONTS! AND DAMMIT THEY’RE SMALL, BUT BIG ENOUGH TO BE SHOWN LIVE HERE ON CABLE TV!
“HIT THE MUSIC!” Reaver (Ant) cries, and Val Venis’ music begins!
REAVER (ANT) IS DANCING VAL VENIS STYLE!!! THE SCREAMING FROM ALL THE LADIES IN THE ARENA IS DEAFENING!
Despite being the same sex as our CAW Commissioner, I have to say that he’s really looking quite sexy out there!
Reaver (Ant) then stops, and points backstage…Val Venis music stops, and now…
“TURN IT UP!” IT’S TOO COOL’S MUSIC! HE’S DANCING TOO COOL STYLE!
THE CROWD REACTION IS PHENOMANAL, HALF OF THEM ARE DANCING THEMSELVES!
Reaver (Ant) nails the digging dance that GMS (Ant) is famous for, and now…THE WORM! AMAZING!
We get a quick look backstage where all the other superstars are either staring in shock, or laughing their heads off! Jetster looks strangely proud of his tag partner!
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! PYROS ARE GOING OFF, THIS IS GREAT STUFF!
Finally the music stops and Reaver (Ant) poses for the finish, a fantastic performance I have to say, and the sold-out audience here certainly agrees! He’s grinning from ear-to-ear as he celebrates on the top rope!
“IT BEGAN IN AFRIKA-KA-KA!” Wait, what’s this? IT’S THE CONG MAN!
Cong Man quickly makes his way to the squared circle, a microphone already in hand, another huge pop going up from this crowd.
“Reaver (Ant), man…” He laughs, “we’ve been through a lot together…usually against each-other, but hey. Anyway, we’ve been through a lot, but I never imagined you would ever do anything like that! And, as hard as it is to admit, it was pretty damn entertaining.”
Reaver (Ant) looks VERY wary though, these two are the biggest rivals in SRW history, there’s no way these two have ever, and ever will, have a friendly chat with each-other. Reaver circles the ring, what the hell is gonna happen here?
“Anyway look, I came out here to say…”
“WHO LET DA DOGS OUT!?” Now what!? It’s Scotty Dogg (Figo)! The fans are booing and jeering loudly, they hate this guy as much as they used to love him! He sprints to the ring and wastes no time in ATTACKING THE CONG MAN!
Scotty spears Cong Man to the ground and begins to pummel him with right-hands, does this mean Scotty has accepted Cong Man’s challenge to a no-rope barbed wire match next week!?
Cong Man has already been cut open as Scotty (Figo) heads to the outside and grabs a steel chair as Reaver (Ant) looks on confusedly, this is sick, Cong Man used to be Scotty’s best friend! What’s this all about!? He steps into the ring, stands over Cong Man and lifts the chair high above his head…
But Reaver (Ant) twists him around, kicks the chair out of his hands, AND DELIVERS A DEVASTATING DDT-DRIVER ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR! HOLY S**T!
THE ROOF HAS BEEN BLOWN OFF THIS PLACE!
“HOLY S**T! HOLY S**T! HOLY S**T” THE FANS AGREE WITH ME!
THE FANS ARE GOING ABSOLUTELY CRAZY AS REAVER (ANT) STANDS OVER THE UNCONSCIOUS SCOTTY DOGG (FIGO)! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AROUND HERE!?
Reaver (Ant) just saved The Cong Man! I never thought I’d hear myself say that!
But who’s that coming through the crowd!? It’s former CAW World Champion Hawk (AfroJoe), along with Havoc (Hercules) and Anarchy (DW)! What are they doing here!? They slide into the ring and surround Reaver (Ant), evil smiles spreading across their faces!
Anarchy (DW) attacks Reaver (Ant), but Reaver fights back! They’re going at it, back and forth, and for probably the first time ever this audience is cheering on our CAW Commissioner! He knocks down Anarchy with a big right-hand before he’s jumped by Hawk (AfroJoe) and Havoc (Hercules) who mercilessly beat him to the ground…Havoc lifts Reaver above his head, and nails a massive POWERBOMB – WHAM!
The fans are cheering again, and this time it’s for Jetster as he sprints to the ring to save his tag team partner! Hawk, Havoc and Anarchy see this and quickly escape the ring, an extremely dazed and bloody Scotty Dogg (Figo) not far behind – the crowd can’t believe what’s happening here tonight!
Jetster helps Reaver (Ant) up, who then asks for a microphone.
He speaks breathlessly, “OH YEAH! YOU WANNA ATTACK ME LIKE THAT DO YOU!? NO ONE DOES THAT TO ME!”
He calms down a little, and then smiles, “Scotty Dogg (Figo)…there’s no need for you to accept Cong Man’s challenge, because I am officially making a no-rope barbed wire match between you two for next week!”
Cong Man, who is still in the ring, nods excitedly and grins at the mere thought of the match!
“Hawk (AfroJoe), Havoc (Hercules)? If you two lose your Tag Team Titles match against The System Fighters this week, then next week you have to face myself and Jetster in a no disqualification tag team match!”
The fans certainly like the sound of that!
“And Anarchy, you think of yourself as a bit of a Rock, do you? Well let me tell you something…I’ve been talking with our new Cruiser Champion Hurricane (RM18) recently, and he’s persuaded me to do something…you see, you and Josh Matthews may have beaten me and Jetster as Free-Fall, but you used steel chairs, and the match wasn’t even nearing an ending. Thanks to this recent act, and also thanks to your attitude over the last few weeks…YOU’RE SUSPENDED WITHOUT PAY UNTIL THE NEXT PAY-PER-VIEW!”
WOW! Anarchy (DW) suspended without pay till the next PPV! Unbelievable!
Reaver (Ant) drops the mic and slowly makes his way backstage…it’s gonna take a while for all that’s happened to sink in, but we know one thing for sure…Reaver (Ant) had the last laugh tonight!
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Well, I hope you all enjoyed that. {:)
The suspension was DW’s idea by the way, I think he has something up his sleeve.
And I think it’s fair to say that me and Jetty have undergone a fairly large character change. :D
I feel this is a quite a big event in CAW history, so erm…well, I’ll say again, I hope this promo was up to standards. {:)
Thanks for reading, Ant.
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"You don't think Grandprix has a chance?"
"Pffft, not really. But it should be good to watch nonetheless. But seriously, if Grandprix wins then I will dance in the middle of that ring on the Eclipse afterwards wearing just a top hat and a pair of EXTREMELY small y-fronts."
"Well," Lillian (Hercules) says flirtily, "lets hope Grandprix wins then, eh?"
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And Lillian (Hercules) got her wish, because right now, Reaver (Ant) will dance in the middle of the ring wearing just a top hat and a pair of EXTREMELY small y-fronts, and I’ve been told that they are indeed extremely small, and that Jetster personally picked them out for him!
“My Sacrifice…” A surprisingly loud cheer goes up as Reaver (Ant) slowly makes his way to the ring, his usual cocky strut and smirk apparently gone. He holds a top hat in his left hand, he’s shirtless and wearing his usual pair of wrestling tights, but we see no y-fronts…I guess he’s already wearing them underneath! He asks Lillian Garcia (Hercules), who is smiling in anticipation, for her microphone. She readily agrees and steps out of the ring to get a better look.
“Hey y’all,” Reaver begins with his usual Scott Hall joke, “y’know, it’s funny, the WWE have spent the last couple of years desperately trying to regain ratings with old superstars, new superstars, old gimmicks, new gimmicks, an invasion angle, even Hulk Hogan…and they’re still struggling. And yet, this segment alone is tipped to top the cable ratings.”
“And let me guess, the whole SRW roster is watching backstage, yeah?”
Look at the SpecialTron – it’s showing all the various locker rooms, and all the superstars are glued to their TVs! The bWo, DoA, Parental Advisory, Cong Man, Hawk (AfroJoe) and of course Grandprix are all included, and many many more!”
Reaver (Ant) laughs, “Ah, I thought so. Well anyway, look, I’m not one to break a promise…but I never expected myself to be in this position. A few months ago I wouldn’t be standing here holding a top hat and a microphone…it would’ve been my two Tag Team Title belts. It’s been a while since CAW World Title gold was around my waist. And to be honest, I never expected Grandprix to win the CAW World Title…and the same goes for Hawk (AfroJoe).”
“What happened to the days when me and Cong Man, two SRW legends, were battling it out for the title in brutal steel cage matches? Times change, I s’pose…and this is a first in SRW. But I don’t plan on making a habit of it.”
“So am I actually gonna do it?” The fans cheer, they wanna see it! “Well, being Reaver (Ant), I tried to think of a way out of it…it’s not hard, I am Commissioner after all…but despite what you all think, I never abuse my power. I thought of every other possibility, but there was none…you may think I could just, well, not do it. But if I disobeyed my own promise…then how can I trust anyone when I can’t even trust myself?”
The arena is deathly quiet; they haven’t seen this side of Reaver (Ant) before.
“And then I had a thought. I don’t why I never thought of it before to be honest, it’s the perfect plan…”
What does Reaver (Ant) have in mind?”
“Hell, what am I worried about!? What have I got to lose!? I’ve got everything – toned muscles, no fat, great build…a chiseled physique if there ever was one! So hey, why not…do it?”
This place has gone wild, Reaver (Ant)’s actually gonna do it!
“Lights please!” The arena is thrown into darkness apart from the spotlight on Reaver (Ant).
“Top hat!” He puts the top hat stylishly!
“And now…the trousers!” OH MAN! REAVER (ANT) LITERALLY RIPPED HIS WRESTLING TIGHTS OFF, REVEALING HIS LEATHER Y-FRONTS! AND DAMMIT THEY’RE SMALL, BUT BIG ENOUGH TO BE SHOWN LIVE HERE ON CABLE TV!
“HIT THE MUSIC!” Reaver (Ant) cries, and Val Venis’ music begins!
REAVER (ANT) IS DANCING VAL VENIS STYLE!!! THE SCREAMING FROM ALL THE LADIES IN THE ARENA IS DEAFENING!
Despite being the same sex as our CAW Commissioner, I have to say that he’s really looking quite sexy out there!
Reaver (Ant) then stops, and points backstage…Val Venis music stops, and now…
“TURN IT UP!” IT’S TOO COOL’S MUSIC! HE’S DANCING TOO COOL STYLE!
THE CROWD REACTION IS PHENOMANAL, HALF OF THEM ARE DANCING THEMSELVES!
Reaver (Ant) nails the digging dance that GMS (Ant) is famous for, and now…THE WORM! AMAZING!
We get a quick look backstage where all the other superstars are either staring in shock, or laughing their heads off! Jetster looks strangely proud of his tag partner!
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! PYROS ARE GOING OFF, THIS IS GREAT STUFF!
Finally the music stops and Reaver (Ant) poses for the finish, a fantastic performance I have to say, and the sold-out audience here certainly agrees! He’s grinning from ear-to-ear as he celebrates on the top rope!
“IT BEGAN IN AFRIKA-KA-KA!” Wait, what’s this? IT’S THE CONG MAN!
Cong Man quickly makes his way to the squared circle, a microphone already in hand, another huge pop going up from this crowd.
“Reaver (Ant), man…” He laughs, “we’ve been through a lot together…usually against each-other, but hey. Anyway, we’ve been through a lot, but I never imagined you would ever do anything like that! And, as hard as it is to admit, it was pretty damn entertaining.”
Reaver (Ant) looks VERY wary though, these two are the biggest rivals in SRW history, there’s no way these two have ever, and ever will, have a friendly chat with each-other. Reaver circles the ring, what the hell is gonna happen here?
“Anyway look, I came out here to say…”
“WHO LET DA DOGS OUT!?” Now what!? It’s Scotty Dogg (Figo)! The fans are booing and jeering loudly, they hate this guy as much as they used to love him! He sprints to the ring and wastes no time in ATTACKING THE CONG MAN!
Scotty spears Cong Man to the ground and begins to pummel him with right-hands, does this mean Scotty has accepted Cong Man’s challenge to a no-rope barbed wire match next week!?
Cong Man has already been cut open as Scotty (Figo) heads to the outside and grabs a steel chair as Reaver (Ant) looks on confusedly, this is sick, Cong Man used to be Scotty’s best friend! What’s this all about!? He steps into the ring, stands over Cong Man and lifts the chair high above his head…
But Reaver (Ant) twists him around, kicks the chair out of his hands, AND DELIVERS A DEVASTATING DDT-DRIVER ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR! HOLY S**T!
THE ROOF HAS BEEN BLOWN OFF THIS PLACE!
“HOLY S**T! HOLY S**T! HOLY S**T” THE FANS AGREE WITH ME!
THE FANS ARE GOING ABSOLUTELY CRAZY AS REAVER (ANT) STANDS OVER THE UNCONSCIOUS SCOTTY DOGG (FIGO)! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AROUND HERE!?
Reaver (Ant) just saved The Cong Man! I never thought I’d hear myself say that!
But who’s that coming through the crowd!? It’s former CAW World Champion Hawk (AfroJoe), along with Havoc (Hercules) and Anarchy (DW)! What are they doing here!? They slide into the ring and surround Reaver (Ant), evil smiles spreading across their faces!
Anarchy (DW) attacks Reaver (Ant), but Reaver fights back! They’re going at it, back and forth, and for probably the first time ever this audience is cheering on our CAW Commissioner! He knocks down Anarchy with a big right-hand before he’s jumped by Hawk (AfroJoe) and Havoc (Hercules) who mercilessly beat him to the ground…Havoc lifts Reaver above his head, and nails a massive POWERBOMB – WHAM!
The fans are cheering again, and this time it’s for Jetster as he sprints to the ring to save his tag team partner! Hawk, Havoc and Anarchy see this and quickly escape the ring, an extremely dazed and bloody Scotty Dogg (Figo) not far behind – the crowd can’t believe what’s happening here tonight!
Jetster helps Reaver (Ant) up, who then asks for a microphone.
He speaks breathlessly, “OH YEAH! YOU WANNA ATTACK ME LIKE THAT DO YOU!? NO ONE DOES THAT TO ME!”
He calms down a little, and then smiles, “Scotty Dogg (Figo)…there’s no need for you to accept Cong Man’s challenge, because I am officially making a no-rope barbed wire match between you two for next week!”
Cong Man, who is still in the ring, nods excitedly and grins at the mere thought of the match!
“Hawk (AfroJoe), Havoc (Hercules)? If you two lose your Tag Team Titles match against The System Fighters this week, then next week you have to face myself and Jetster in a no disqualification tag team match!”
The fans certainly like the sound of that!
“And Anarchy, you think of yourself as a bit of a Rock, do you? Well let me tell you something…I’ve been talking with our new Cruiser Champion Hurricane (RM18) recently, and he’s persuaded me to do something…you see, you and Josh Matthews may have beaten me and Jetster as Free-Fall, but you used steel chairs, and the match wasn’t even nearing an ending. Thanks to this recent act, and also thanks to your attitude over the last few weeks…YOU’RE SUSPENDED WITHOUT PAY UNTIL THE NEXT PAY-PER-VIEW!”
WOW! Anarchy (DW) suspended without pay till the next PPV! Unbelievable!
Reaver (Ant) drops the mic and slowly makes his way backstage…it’s gonna take a while for all that’s happened to sink in, but we know one thing for sure…Reaver (Ant) had the last laugh tonight!
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Well, I hope you all enjoyed that. {:)
The suspension was DW’s idea by the way, I think he has something up his sleeve.
And I think it’s fair to say that me and Jetty have undergone a fairly large character change. :D
I feel this is a quite a big event in CAW history, so erm…well, I’ll say again, I hope this promo was up to standards. {:)
Thanks for reading, Ant.
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