The "Freeola Customer Forum" forum, which includes Retro Game Reviews, has been archived and is now read-only. You cannot post here or create a new thread or review on this forum.
> Don't degrade yourself, mate. It's ok.
>
> :p
So you're the hussy Ted has been galavanting with!
> You all call me Kyle as if you've known me all my life!
You can call me Calum if you want.
I dont bother.
> ....bacon and then I drew a spoon-head, like me, cooking the bacon. But
> because I am female I burned the kitchen down and got beaten by
> my cruel husband called Ted. I kinda went off on a tangent.
Don't degrade yourself, mate. It's ok.
:p
You know I actually sat here thinking that up for about 46 minutes and 15 seconds.
I actually drew a diagram to explain it too.
I drew a picture of a police man and a person calling him a 'pig'. Then, I drew a picture of my 'train of thought' and then airbrushed a thought bubble above my head.
Then, what I did is I drew a pig on a farm, but not a police man, oh no, a real life stinkin' pig! Then I drew a farmer cuttin' it up for bacon and then I drew a spoon-head, like Ms NY, cooking the bacon. But because she is female she burned the kitchen down and got beaten by her cruel husband called Ted. I kinda went off on a tangent.
And then it dawned on me that Pig has two meanings. So what I did, right, is that I linked the police man and bacon together by saying, "can anyone smell bacon" - and THATS why I am cool.