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"When do schools go back?"

Is it start of Sept?

2nd September for me, although I might stay off until the end of the week claiming I didn't know any better.
Just because I can/lazy.

Oh I'm not obsessed with it.
Soon as I stopped trying, suddenly I'm on a nipple ranch.
Ride 'em cowboy!

No and no.

I've never understood people's obsession with sex. Sex is like football. Most people love it, some people only ever get to watch it, some people don't care that it exists while other people think it's the work of Satan.

Insane Bartender wrote:
> I can happily state that I have absolutely no desire to sleep with any
> other women for the rest of my days.
----

Ever read Thomas Harris?
Change your name to Dolarhyde, go on.

*Cries*

Ok. Hard to get is better :D

I'm not going to sleep with any men either. Not because I have anything against them, it just doesn't turn me on.

Insane Bartender wrote:
> I increasingly find most women - of all ages - to be irritating,
> dull-witted, weak individuals who are far too able to discuss the
> happenings of any number of Eastenders episodes and aspire to be their
> favourite character from Friends.
>
Meh, most of who say Phoebe :D
>
> I can happily state that I have absolutely no desire to sleep with any
> other women for the rest of my days.

*Looks and points at IB*

Turning the other way eh? :D

monkey_man wrote:
> Goatboy wrote:
> I tried that once, she was 19. And I found myself sitting there
> thinking "Jesus you're stupid". No life experience. But
> bendy.
>
> My last few have been...*scratches head*...29, 31, 34, 26. Which is
> just fine.

Dammit - I just thought of a better joke:

"And the Thunderball is..."

Unbeliever wrote:
> I was referring generally not with specifics aimed at certain people.
> When you go out on the streets and look around at people around your
> age, what do you see? Where I live, this is all I see. Therefore I
> made the judgement.

Fair comment. I do feel that most teenagers around me are complete a!sholes to be honest. There are a few in between that I call friends, but the rest are underachieving wasters that are never gonna ammount to anything. And it's not because they're not able.

I increasingly find most women - of all ages - to be irritating, dull-witted, weak individuals who are far too able to discuss the happenings of any number of Eastenders episodes and aspire to be their favourite character from Friends.

Oh, there are exceptions, but not nearly enough of them.

The only thing worth admiring about most of these pathetic women is their continued self-serving demands for things they have ambiguously termed "equal rights".

I can happily state that I have absolutely no desire to sleep with any other women for the rest of my days.