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My mum went out and i cooked some toast, but set the fire alarm off. I can't see how to shut it up. Help please.

Hedfix wrote:
> Hedfix wrote:
> *Begins writing "Buying 'dummies' books for dummies" book*

ok this has gone far enough.

*finished writing "Toasters for dummies"*

1.Put bread in toaster.
2.Switch on toaster.
3. Adjust setting so that toast doesn't burn.
4. Wait.
5. When toast pops out, spread with butter and eat.
6.If burning smell emanates, toaster setting is too high. Repeat setps 3-5 until adequate toast are made.

Why did you have to quote your own message?

Hedfix wrote:
> *Begins writing "Buying 'dummies' books for dummies" book*

Hedfix wrote:
> *Begins writing "Toasters for dummies" book*

wow two new books for my collection

*adds to TV's for dummies, Pc's fro dummies etc*

Herr Dark Wolf wrote:
> But doesn't it just pop out of the toaster once it is toasted?

yeah but it was the fact i left it going for 7 minutes that burnt it.

*Begins writing "Toasters for dummies" book*

But doesn't it just pop out of the toaster once it is toasted?

like this

*puts toast in troaster walks away and forgets it's there and it's set for 7 mins after a toasting of a ham and cheese sandwhich earlier*

Unbeliever wrote:
> You idiot!
>
> That's the funniest thing I've read today.
>
> Not knowing how to switch a smoke alarm off is shocking.
>
> *starts harping on about the youth of today*

exactly how i felt...