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"Last night"

*warning - boasting drinking post by hungover 17 year old male*

Was excellent.

Up at an aquintance(sp) home last night for a massive party... must have been about 70-80 people there. Some people I didn't like and some not seen in a while. I ended up drinking half a bottle of vodka and some beer and as usual got drunk which is quite sad I do it so often but meh. Talked to some strangers and some older guys about something stupid like football or music or fighting bears. Then had some of the wacky baccy with my friends. Lady friend came from work, spent the next two hours enjoying myself with her. Although she said I stunk of booze and 'fags'. She went home, I stayed longer. Smoked more, police came and I made a *vomits* Pot Noodle. Got home at 3 said thanks to mate for lift, had a sing song in the song... 'Children of the Revolution' turned into the Cheeky Girls.

Pretty hungover, lady friend away out... think she's annoyed. It's a lovely day and I might go back out in the garden after I check my wages.

Peace

And you want to die.

You also dont feel pain and grow in confidence.

Also your head feels heavy and tends to loll.

The wierdes thing about being drunk is that everything goes in slow motion - It's mental.

Also: -

The gal's go all frisky and "up for it"

Which is nice.

Being 16 rocks.

Yes, I'm sorry gran.

Isn't illegal for you to drink? I mean you're 17.

The sagacious one wrote:

> Imagine an elephant stamping on a sealed crisp packet full off...

id rather not. and i was thinking that it would be a bad idea to experiment with a system where mistakes are so "dire"

SHEEPY wrote:
> I just read your drink/pisss bag idea saggy
>
> I'll take it next time

I can send you one in the post if you want. It's slighlty shop soiled but still functional; I thought I could adapt it to cope with the demands of a party in a curry house. I was wrong. So terribly terribly wrong.

Imagine an elephant stamping on a sealed crisp packet full off...

I just read your drink/pisss bag idea saggy

I'll take it next time

Goatboy wrote:
> You are a Scottish-Teen me!
>
> Excellent.
> I had a salt beef bagel to finish my night off, it stank the cab out.

Eating a Salt beef bagel is the equivalent of eating a Rhino's hide. With salt on. A ferocious set of gnashers and tenacious jaw muscles are required to devour this meaty feast. And your lady must have been distraught to see you tire your jaw muscles by undertaking a different sort of eating out.