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"Who wants a free football?"

Snuggly kicked his in a tree yesterday in Harlow town park and we couldn't get it down :(

Who's idea was it to play 'let's kick the football over the tree?'

Git.

Goatboy wrote:
> Why not construct a catapult, Macguyver style and hurl him, Pob-like,
> through the air until he connects with said ocular jocular aid and all
> is well?
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I so have a mental image of that...trying not to pee myself from laughing so hard.
(hmmm)

Goatboy wrote:
> I'm going to locate that tree and set a trap. I know the green one
> with the trunk, and I am cunning.

You know Vert the Elephant too? He won't help you with your clap trap plan scam wham, he's a gentlephant.

For the record I intend to retrieve the tree by invoking the wind to blow. All I need to do is set a table in the park and begin my world record card stacking attempt. After 1000 hours of stacking, 3 cards away from the record the wind will blow a hoolie and the football will be mine.

Then I will laugh at the stupid elements as I take my prize home.

Not too far from Harlow myself. Might pop down there :D

Why not construct a catapult, Macguyver style and hurl him, Pob-like, through the air until he connects with said ocular jocular aid and all is well?

I actually have video evidence of Ali throwing a beer bottle into the tree to try and get the football down.

I'm going to locate that tree and set a trap. I know the green one with the trunk, and I am cunning.

Cool, I'm going to leave work early and go find it. Are there any Leopards or angry Monkeys in the tree? I don't want to be devoured head first as I climb the tree in search of the golden football.

The green one. With the trunk.

Which tree in the park? I live in Dorking but will happily pay £80 to get myself a taxi to Harlow, in order to obtain a free football.