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We're backstage as Reaver (Ant) and Jetster prepare for double duty tonight against Too Cool and Parental Advisory, as Anarchy (DW)'s feud with The Elements reaches new heights.
Reaver sees the camera and turns to face it, as the crowd boo and jeer loudly from the arena!
"Hey y'all...just thought you might be missing me. Free-Fall's been a fantastic event but strangely enough, there's been no sign of me yet. Well don't fear everyone, for tonight me and Jetster are set to whoop some Parental Advisory butt...Anarchy will pay for costing me a shot at the CAW World Title."
"That brings me to another point. In my own words a couple of weeks ago, when asked about the CAW World Title match at Free-Fall, I said...
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'But seriously, if Grandprix wins then I will dance in the middle of that ring on the Eclipse afterwards wearing just a top hat and a pair of EXTREMELY small y-fronts."
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Reaver (Ant) sighs as the crowd cheer. "Well...to my surprise and utter DISGUST, Grandprix has indeed become the new CAW World Champion...so will I keep true to my promise? You'll find out next week I suppose..." Reaver looks very worried, imagine the humiliation of it!
"But I'll tell you one thing...I've been feuding with Grandprix for months now and he has never official beat me in singles action, and I haven't had a CAW Title shot in months...so I'll be damned if I don't get a shot at that sumbitch in the next few weeks! But as always, I will earn it...starting next week."
"My final point brings me back to my Commissioner duties. Last week, during a promo, this match was created which I readily agreed too.
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Hurricane (RM18), Josh Matthews (DW), Matt Hardy (DW) and Shannon Moore Vs. Stone Edge (Jae17), Electron (Tazz), Steve Austin (Jae17) and Krusher
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"It was set to be an over the top rope elimination match, and I was quite looking forward to seeing these 4 guys beat the hell out of each-other."
"But then..." Reaver (Ant) scowls, "out comes Steve Austin (Jae17), with no regard for authority whatsoever, and starts making his own matches. Steve..."
"NO ONE MAKES MATCHES BUT ME, GOT IT!? YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO GO OUT THERE AND DEMAND ANYTHING, LET ALONE ECLIPSE MATCHES WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN REFEREE YOUR OWN DAMN MATCHES PROPERLY!!"
The fans are surprised but quite happy about this outburst!
Reaver calms himself, "and so, being the son-of-a-b!tch you are, I've cancelled your matches completely. I don't care if Stone Edge is injured, he will wrestle in that over the top rope match OR LOSE HIS RE-MATCH CLAUSE FOR THE CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE! He will wrestle in that match, and then he can have his little injury break. Word out."
Reaver (Ant) shoves the camera away, evidently not in a good mood!
Reaver sees the camera and turns to face it, as the crowd boo and jeer loudly from the arena!
"Hey y'all...just thought you might be missing me. Free-Fall's been a fantastic event but strangely enough, there's been no sign of me yet. Well don't fear everyone, for tonight me and Jetster are set to whoop some Parental Advisory butt...Anarchy will pay for costing me a shot at the CAW World Title."
"That brings me to another point. In my own words a couple of weeks ago, when asked about the CAW World Title match at Free-Fall, I said...
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'But seriously, if Grandprix wins then I will dance in the middle of that ring on the Eclipse afterwards wearing just a top hat and a pair of EXTREMELY small y-fronts."
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Reaver (Ant) sighs as the crowd cheer. "Well...to my surprise and utter DISGUST, Grandprix has indeed become the new CAW World Champion...so will I keep true to my promise? You'll find out next week I suppose..." Reaver looks very worried, imagine the humiliation of it!
"But I'll tell you one thing...I've been feuding with Grandprix for months now and he has never official beat me in singles action, and I haven't had a CAW Title shot in months...so I'll be damned if I don't get a shot at that sumbitch in the next few weeks! But as always, I will earn it...starting next week."
"My final point brings me back to my Commissioner duties. Last week, during a promo, this match was created which I readily agreed too.
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Hurricane (RM18), Josh Matthews (DW), Matt Hardy (DW) and Shannon Moore Vs. Stone Edge (Jae17), Electron (Tazz), Steve Austin (Jae17) and Krusher
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"It was set to be an over the top rope elimination match, and I was quite looking forward to seeing these 4 guys beat the hell out of each-other."
"But then..." Reaver (Ant) scowls, "out comes Steve Austin (Jae17), with no regard for authority whatsoever, and starts making his own matches. Steve..."
"NO ONE MAKES MATCHES BUT ME, GOT IT!? YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO GO OUT THERE AND DEMAND ANYTHING, LET ALONE ECLIPSE MATCHES WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN REFEREE YOUR OWN DAMN MATCHES PROPERLY!!"
The fans are surprised but quite happy about this outburst!
Reaver calms himself, "and so, being the son-of-a-b!tch you are, I've cancelled your matches completely. I don't care if Stone Edge is injured, he will wrestle in that over the top rope match OR LOSE HIS RE-MATCH CLAUSE FOR THE CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE! He will wrestle in that match, and then he can have his little injury break. Word out."
Reaver (Ant) shoves the camera away, evidently not in a good mood!
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POP!
*Backstage*
The Cong Man is shown watching all this on a monitor, when suddenly, in bursts Funaki...
"Hello, this is Funaki, Smackdown! Number one announcer!"
Small crowd pop.
"Cong Man, having just seen Reaver comment, what have you say about CAW Title?"
The Cong Man grins.
"Funaki, my friend, this is nothing but good news. I've kicked Reaver's bum from one end of this company to the other, but the fans love seeing us duke it out more than anyone else. If our estimed commisioner is putting himself back in the title picture, then he's inadvertandly putting me their too."
*Fade Out*
The Cong Man is shown watching all this on a monitor, when suddenly, in bursts Funaki...
"Hello, this is Funaki, Smackdown! Number one announcer!"
Small crowd pop.
"Cong Man, having just seen Reaver comment, what have you say about CAW Title?"
The Cong Man grins.
"Funaki, my friend, this is nothing but good news. I've kicked Reaver's bum from one end of this company to the other, but the fans love seeing us duke it out more than anyone else. If our estimed commisioner is putting himself back in the title picture, then he's inadvertandly putting me their too."
*Fade Out*
Hey, what can I say? Grandprix got lucky, otherwise Hawk woulda whooped that behind!
Lipe wrote:
> Pfft, Grandprix? Lol, he should go back to racing.
Pfft to you too! Grandprix is the best CAW in the business as that is what winning the CAW title means!
> Pfft, Grandprix? Lol, he should go back to racing.
Pfft to you too! Grandprix is the best CAW in the business as that is what winning the CAW title means!
Pfft, Grandprix? Lol, he should go back to racing.
He'll keep true to his promise.
If not, Parental Advisory (inc. Too Cool) are standing by to whoop his ass, as I'm sure Grandprix will be too.
If not, Parental Advisory (inc. Too Cool) are standing by to whoop his ass, as I'm sure Grandprix will be too.
You better keep true to your promise or Grandprix will have to beat you down! :D
If some how he manages to do that (probably by cheating) I'll bring him down with me :)
Hoho.
Hurricane is gunna send *your* ass flying over *that* top rope.
Hurricane is gunna send *your* ass flying over *that* top rope.
Aw, I wanted to whoop Anarchy's butt, but oh well, the over the top rope elimantion match will still be good :D
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