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"Another update on PC English_Bloke"

I have just finished my first 2 weeks of “local” training.

As of Sunday I start my “away” training. 15 weeks up at Coventry, (if one more person makes a joke about, “being sent to Coventry”, I will poke them in the eye until it goes squishy).

So, I will not be on here during the week. I may pop my head in at weekends, seeing how I come home at around 1pm on Fridays and then leave again on Sunday evening.

So you will all have to make the most of me in the limited time available.

Mystique wrote:
> Phffft, you wish love.

Dont i just.

And they all want a piece of English_Bloke, don’t crowd, plenty to go around…

Phffft, you wish love.

*winkes back*

Eh?

Theres a good female to male ratio in ya tonite...

*winks at SR layydeeees

English_Bloke wrote:
> Sings songs round tigamilla campsite until he realises, “Come-by-ah”,
> is inappropriate.

Oi keep away from me tent

:P

Ms NY wrote:
> English_Bloke wrote:
> I only wear nekkid skin in bed, so I'm mean.
>
> Oh. My. You are.
****
*Vomits*
Dude, get a room or let me join in. Sheesh!
0:)

I wanna av secks in a tent
come on and move ya body
Secks in a tent
la la summin tonight.

Sings songs round tigamilla campsite until he realises, “Come-by-ah”, is inappropriate.

*puts hand down trousers*








*itches*