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Saw this film the other day, not out here for three weeks yet, but let me tell you, you're not missing anything in the three weeks. Do NOT see this film. Ever. Here's why:
Plot: I got pretty fed up with the boring explanation, but it's basically that someone has found Pandora's box, and if it's opened, it will cause the end of the world. So Lara has to stop anyone finding it yadda yadda yadda.
Script: Script is as you would expect from this series, corny and stupid.
Acting: Nothing special, and Jolie's British accent is just stupid. At least her lip doesn't hang out for the entire film this time. Meriocre :|
Cast: The only thing that made this watchable was Chris Barrie as the butler. Still, that's only because I'm a Red Dwarf fan.
Best bit: Croft pole vaulting onto a helicopter. Su-bloody-perb :D
Ending: The ending was alright, actually. Pity that for the most part, the film sucked.
Finally, there was hardly ANY action in this film. About 20 minutes - tops, out of a 110 minute film. It's quite depressing how bad a film can be, yet so many peopel flock to see it :|
Plot: I got pretty fed up with the boring explanation, but it's basically that someone has found Pandora's box, and if it's opened, it will cause the end of the world. So Lara has to stop anyone finding it yadda yadda yadda.
Script: Script is as you would expect from this series, corny and stupid.
Acting: Nothing special, and Jolie's British accent is just stupid. At least her lip doesn't hang out for the entire film this time. Meriocre :|
Cast: The only thing that made this watchable was Chris Barrie as the butler. Still, that's only because I'm a Red Dwarf fan.
Best bit: Croft pole vaulting onto a helicopter. Su-bloody-perb :D
Ending: The ending was alright, actually. Pity that for the most part, the film sucked.
Finally, there was hardly ANY action in this film. About 20 minutes - tops, out of a 110 minute film. It's quite depressing how bad a film can be, yet so many peopel flock to see it :|
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It's all the games fault you see, because it didn't sell as well as the developers hoped, the director was incapable of making a decent stab at an action movie, although what was his excuse for Speed 2?
Anyway, not seen the film and after watching the crap fest that is Lara Croft: Tomb Raider, I doubt I ever will.
Anyway, not seen the film and after watching the crap fest that is Lara Croft: Tomb Raider, I doubt I ever will.
Saw this film the other day, not out here for three weeks yet, but let me tell you, you're not missing anything in the three weeks. Do NOT see this film. Ever. Here's why:
Plot: I got pretty fed up with the boring explanation, but it's basically that someone has found Pandora's box, and if it's opened, it will cause the end of the world. So Lara has to stop anyone finding it yadda yadda yadda.
Script: Script is as you would expect from this series, corny and stupid.
Acting: Nothing special, and Jolie's British accent is just stupid. At least her lip doesn't hang out for the entire film this time. Meriocre :|
Cast: The only thing that made this watchable was Chris Barrie as the butler. Still, that's only because I'm a Red Dwarf fan.
Best bit: Croft pole vaulting onto a helicopter. Su-bloody-perb :D
Ending: The ending was alright, actually. Pity that for the most part, the film sucked.
Finally, there was hardly ANY action in this film. About 20 minutes - tops, out of a 110 minute film. It's quite depressing how bad a film can be, yet so many peopel flock to see it :|
Plot: I got pretty fed up with the boring explanation, but it's basically that someone has found Pandora's box, and if it's opened, it will cause the end of the world. So Lara has to stop anyone finding it yadda yadda yadda.
Script: Script is as you would expect from this series, corny and stupid.
Acting: Nothing special, and Jolie's British accent is just stupid. At least her lip doesn't hang out for the entire film this time. Meriocre :|
Cast: The only thing that made this watchable was Chris Barrie as the butler. Still, that's only because I'm a Red Dwarf fan.
Best bit: Croft pole vaulting onto a helicopter. Su-bloody-perb :D
Ending: The ending was alright, actually. Pity that for the most part, the film sucked.
Finally, there was hardly ANY action in this film. About 20 minutes - tops, out of a 110 minute film. It's quite depressing how bad a film can be, yet so many peopel flock to see it :|
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