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Nurtured with ellipses, and arguments (not heated),
Threads about how we are all going to die,
And the King's strange fascination with beer and pie,
And the spam was plentiful, all blue with humour,
Where merciless irony had spread like a tumour,
But the king had overlooked one small thing,
It appeared... nobody wanted him!
But who really gives a damn about his grammer?
The kids an original, and yet a blatant spammer(!),
So stick around King Spam, for it seems,
You're following your own funny, little, spammer dreams...
Nurtured with ellipses, and arguments (not heated),
Threads about how we are all going to die,
And the King's strange fascination with beer and pie,
And the spam was plentiful, all blue with humour,
Where merciless irony had spread like a tumour,
But the king had overlooked one small thing,
It appeared... nobody wanted him!
But who really gives a damn about his grammer?
The kids an original, and yet a blatant spammer(!),
So stick around King Spam, for it seems,
You're following your own funny, little, spammer dreams...