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I ate Chinese food at lunch, and fortune cookies were brought up. My mum got, "You live for life", my brother got, "You breathe well" and I got, "The smart thing to do is to prepare for the unexpected". Death lurks round the corner.
So, what's the best/worst message you got in a fortune cookie?
So, what's the best/worst message you got in a fortune cookie?
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I got "Is that a gun in your trousers or are you just happy to see me?"
Damn Chinese women, they all want ma sexeh bodeh.
Damn Chinese women, they all want ma sexeh bodeh.
People who write the messages are either depressed, stoned or psychotic.
"Swinging chain means warm toilet seat"
"Swinging chain means warm toilet seat"
"You will die a horrible horrible death."
"You rock my non chinese friend"
What, i really did...
What, i really did...
You're not going to make it home alive.
After a meal at a Chinese restaurant my fortune cookie said "That wasn't chicken"
Cookie Monster and no Fortune Cookies?
What is this madness?
What is this madness?
Ive never had a fortune cookie.
I ate Chinese food at lunch, and fortune cookies were brought up. My mum got, "You live for life", my brother got, "You breathe well" and I got, "The smart thing to do is to prepare for the unexpected". Death lurks round the corner.
So, what's the best/worst message you got in a fortune cookie?
So, what's the best/worst message you got in a fortune cookie?
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