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I just took my little brother (who is taller than I) and little cousin to the local swimming pool. This month has been full with events. I told you I fell flat on my back at school outside the caretakers office, 'we' nearly ran over lee evans and I got stuck in a toilet cubicle for the hundreth damn time...

Other than chlorine and urine there must be something in pool water that makes jerks act even more jerky (this is some kind of meat?) I was in the pool and this older guy was with his uncle, brother and a baby. He was trying to 'impress me' by throwing inflatables and floaty things at his uncle whilst spanking the poor bambino!! ..obviously this got my juices going so disgusted I went to my brother and went on some huge inflatable obstacle course! The asswipe followed me and said 'you go first' well,

1. he would of been staring at my perky tousche
2. he would of pushed me off

SO... I politely said no thanks not if your life depended on it and whilst he stared at my breasts he grabbed my wrist and ran onto it whilst i half dragging behind!!!

I have tendinitis in my wrist and the plonker has prob brought it back..

My eyes stinge, I am peeved off and I need a hug..

Stop infringing on my copyright.

still...

*thinks of naked baton twirling*

hmm

maybe me and gerrard should invest in such a sport

He finds it interesting...

djerrud wrote:

>
> Im sure garlic coulc com up with
> something! HEY! Baton twirling!!
>
> naked baton twirling?


Dear Gerrard...

Why do you want to see my boyfriend twirling a baton naked?

Lil Ginge wrote:
> it has come up numerous times dearest gerrard! 'perform' infront of a
> camera? Well, I have twelve years experience in ballet, modern, disco
> and tap my forteé!! -

naked dancing, eh, dearest Lil Ginge


> Im sure garlic coulc com up with
> something! HEY! Baton twirling!!

naked baton twirling?

Judah Ben-Hur wrote:

> I said 'sexy woman' as in you often excite the young pervy members of
> the forums (El Robin) with your magical breasts

Wow, the best comment on me all day.
I took my brother swimming today, there are some right idiots who use the pool.
They just throw a beach ball around and jumping after it not caring who it hit.
They jumped accross for the ball and hit my brother (6 years old) and i got so sodded annoyed, but i just left it and went off.
I remember when i used to go as a kid, i enjoyed it so much more.

er ok

*hugs and is lost in the gingerness*

Judah Ben-Hur wrote:
> Lil Ginge wrote:
> *cries*.....
>
>
> To prove I am not a Ho bag!!!
>
> Read my name - my boyfriend must of changed my tagline when I was
> round his today!!! Only boyfriend I ever had and soon it would be
> one
> year and five months we been together! So there - I know ho bag! And
> he is on the forums so I wouldn't be a constant ho to others...
>
> Grr to you Judar. You were always nice. I am horrified at this
> remark!!
>
> I said 'sexy woman' as in you often excite the young pervy members of
> the forums (El Robin) with your magical breasts

I take ths as an apology and thus 'bigging' up my breasts

*group hug*

gerrid wrote:
> Lil Ginge and Garlic Bread!?
> why was I not informed of this potential money making oppurtunity.
> Would you two be willing to 'perform' in front of a camera?


it has come up numerous times dearest gerrard! 'perform' infront of a camera? Well, I have twelve years experience in ballet, modern, disco and tap my forteé!! - Im sure garlic coulc com up with something! HEY! Baton twirling!!

CAPS.
Don't dis the CAPS.

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