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"Fave Comedian"

Who's your favourite comedian at the moment?

Mine would probably be Eddie Murphy.

Who's your favourite comedian at the moment?

Mine would probably be Eddie Murphy.

Erm...all his recent films sucked.

Lee Evans.

Eddie Izzard is God.
Tommy Cooper was God.

Eddie ...

'I like my coffee like I like my women: in a plastic cup.'

'Cake or death?'

They're gorgeous beasts but they're ripe for half and hour and you're never there!'

'Danger could be my middle name, but it's John.'



Tommy ...

'You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a note on the windscreen, which said "Parking Fine". So that was nice.'

'A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only cling film for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."'

'I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.'

'A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut your arms off."'

'I went to a seafood disco last week ... and pulled a muscle.'

'Man goes to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."'

'Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad, or my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin.'

'Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.'

'A man walked into the doctors. He said, "I've hurt my arm in several places." The doctor said, "Well don't go there any more."'

Memorandum wrote:
> Erm...all his recent films sucked.

Fact or opinion I wonder.

I forgot his name.

But he ruled.

But Moel Feilding rules, just for his randomness.

'Monkeh?'

Jemini wrote:
> Memorandum wrote:
> Erm...all his recent films sucked.
>
> Fact or opinion I wonder.

Opinion. Although it's an opinion shared by 99% of people.

Bill Hicks


shame he's dead now though

I also like Jim Carrey and Avid Marion if that's any consolation (if I sinned in the first place).

Timmargh wrote:
> Eddie Izzard is God.

Are you going to see him on the Sexie tour?