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"Phone Cameras"

Are excellent for being able to say "send me some pics. Nekkid ones" to your new beau.
And 20 mins later, ba-da-bing! Email loveliness.

Oh yes.

Snuggly close this thread down now: I think it's about to blow.

No - I am.

What, fool...
No im not, i was just saying because i thought it was appropriate...
I think you are trying to be the last poster in this post...

I notice you are trying to be the final poster in the entire thread line.
I have foiled this.
And please, it's very annoying

Any one remember my post quite a while ago now, it was about photo phones and them being banned it some parts or brittain...
Because peado's have been using them on the beach too much...

The sagacious one wrote:
> Not so good if bird asks where you are (when you're in the pub)
>
> "where are you?"
>
> "in the library with some friends"
>
> "Ok take a photo and send it to me"
>
> "sorry? Make fo toes and bend it yeah?"
>
> "No! Take a photo and send it to me"
>
> "You're breaking up. Crrrrrrrrrrgggrrr!"
>
> "That's you making that noise"

See, right here is where you fell down:
> "No I mean what?"

What you should have said is
"Oh dear I just swallowed a fly I think. What did you say before? You wanted me to take a picture? Okay, This is the library wall. beeeeeeep. What's tha beeeeeeeeep oh dear. Let me just get my mate's battery"

Then you run to the nearest morgue, steal a corpse, dress it up in your clothes, and prop it up in a library. Then you have to take a picture of that, send it to your friends in the pub, and ask them to take a picture of the pub and send it to you. Then you take the corpse home, drop it on the doorstep and ring the doorbell before running away. Then you send your girlfriend the picture of the pub, and then the one of the library, with a message
"If you don't library, no pubs get OH DEAR I'M DEAD"

The sagacious one wrote:
> Not so good if bird asks where you are (when you're in the pub)

> "No! Take a photo and send it to me"

NEVER tell your girlfriend that you're a contract customer, then you have an excuse for not texting or phoning "sorry babe I was outta credit"

Seeemple

Not so good if bird asks where you are (when you're in the pub)

"where are you?"

"in the library with some friends"

"Ok take a photo and send it to me"

"sorry? Make fo toes and bend it yeah?"

"No! Take a photo and send it to me"

"You're breaking up. Crrrrrrrrrrgggrrr!"

"That's you making that noise"

"No I mean what?"

"We're finished, txt me your best mate's number so I can sleep with him"

"Ok."

*GUNS DOWN A MINIBUS FULL OF PUPPIES THE NEXT DAY*

So photophones are a good idea then Goatboy? Think it through before you post.

Goatboy wrote:
> I'm slightly concerned that a site with gratouitous (sp? meh) female
> nudity (mainly shirt spuds), and Wookiee links to a kitten pic???

Well, let's be honest... there's far better quality pictures of far better looking women elsewhere on the net, so these grainy pics of some spong's moose of a girlfriend (true of many of those photos) are largely for the gratification of the terminally desperate.

But kittens are *always* cute.

:-)

tigamilla wrote:

> Believe me by this time next year u WILL have one, mine was forced
> upon me by the local shop, i got it for free...

Well if i got it for free maybe, but i just dont see the point in haveing a poor quality camera on an expencive phone...
Why not buy a £100 phone and then a good digital camera for about £120...

Well thats what i done...
But some people think that having a camera built into a phone is a good idea, and fair enough, but i just dont think they are...