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"Hip-Hop Humour"

Chuck D goes in to Starbucks and orders a coffee. After taking a couple of sips he returns to the counter with a disgruntled look on his face. "Anything wrong sir?" the spotty-faced youth behind the counter enquires, to which D bluntly replies "too black, too strong".

De La Soul watching a street magician.

"Which cup is the ball under, boys?"
"Err....3. It's a magi-"


I'll get me coat.

Oh I see.
w00t

I didnt.
I sniggered at the "w00t" comment, because there is no way on earth to type that without coming off like some uber-nerdlinger.
But I dont know you and you dont know me, so at the end of the day your opinion counts for nothing to me, as does mine to you.

I was just wondering why you laughed at my 'inferior wage'.

Goatboy wrote:

> Not sure why you think boasting about G4 things and hourly wages
> counts for diddly though.
>
> *shrugs*

> Apart from the times when maleness demands bragging about sexual exploits




Same applies.

Not at all.
I was answering your question perfectly reasonably.

It's none of your business. Not with insult or cursives. Simply stating it has nothing to do with you.
I rarely discuss what I do, especially here. Because it doesn't concern anyone.
Apart from the times when maleness demands bragging about sexual exploits, I rarely reveal personal details about myself, what I've done etc etc.

OOOh cutting.
It's none of my business, it was just an amicable question,
You seem to take all my questions as some sort of dig at you or an insult or something, when they really are just simple questions.

Mr Snuggly wrote: >
> Huh? Huh?
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That raised a reluctant chuckle. A bit like that PEDLO marine's hairstyle on the CCTV footage from Manchester airport

gerrid wrote:
> a wee bit more?
> What job did you have then?
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And what possible business is it of yours what I did/do/shall do?
Suffice to say, I dont need to brag about wages in a lamentable display of "one upmanship"
Be happy with your lot and enjoy your hair.

So be a good lad and stop tinkering with shockwave, that kettle wont boil itself.

Vanilla Ice walks into a hardware store with his own personal Disc Jockey, with a small curved metal object. For some reason, the Disc Jockey is turning the small curved metal object in circular motions.

"What's wrong?" says the assistant behind the counter?

"Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it," says Ice.

Huh? Huh?

*tumbleweed*