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"Name My Cat - The Big Issues Discussed"

Yes, we've been talking about the big issues like the Iraq war, Forensics, Identity Cards and so forth... but we haven't touched on the really big issue, the issue that affects us all in one way or another.

What should I call my cat? It's a stray we kinda adopted (ie. it kept coming back to our house so we fed it) and seeing as we've had to take it to the vet because of a gimpy leg, I think it's pretty much unsaid that we're going to keep it. However, we need to give it a name.

I want your suggestions please, nothing to cheesy, nothing to spasticated. And not names like Puss, or Garfield, or Meow-gli because they all suck. I'm a man, and he's going to be a man's cat.

FYI: It's black, dirty and always has oil up its back from sleeping under vans, a bit like a hobo.

Smoke (It slept under Cars and stuff, exhaust smoke, blah blah)
Exhaust (Erm, yeah. Same as above. It's crap though. SO don't)
Dave
Ruffian
Hooch
Tonty

There.

Scrotum

Horse.

Coolio

Cucumber.

My cat's first word was cucumber.

Asher D wrote:
> Call it Sex Machine.
>
> Then try and call it in every night in the loudest shout you can do.

While naked and moaning.

Call it: PRK.

Potential Road Kill.

Lemmington Spa

What about Oily?

Tight
Bucket
Juicy
Sweaty
Apple Pie
Hairy