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"Dammit, I'm out of vegetable soup :("

If there was an emoticon for how upset I am that I'm all out of vegetable soup, then it would be so sad as to make all of you cry. I'm no vegetarian. I love nothing more than to eat the grilled remains of a bolt-gunned bull, but I have recently had an appetite for 2 specific vegetable items (no, not the Chuckle Brothers). Vegetarian pizza and vegetable soup. I don't like meaty pizzas anymore. I used to have one at least once a week, but I've found that eating vegetable pizzas is much more healthy (notice the oxymoron - "pizza" and "healthy"), and far easier on the stomach. I've grown to love vegetable soup over the last few weeks too. It comes with croutons and everything. Mmmmmmmm.

The sagacious one wrote:
> Roffle.

Rolling On Floor Feeling Like Elvis?

Thankyouwerymuuuuch, ah huh huh...

Veg soup rules.

My veggie pizza toppings:

Sweetcorn + Pineapple + Extra Cheese

That's all you need. :)

veg soup is great I tell ya. GREAT

especially with few slices of a crusty loaf.

I was up in a herc not long ago, I was in the cargo/personnel section of the aircraft with some people going skydiving for the first time. The instructors play the same trick on them every time. The instructors eat a cold tin of mushroom and vegetable soup, stagger into the back of the plane and pretend to throw up in a sick bag. Not really bad until he starts eating it again with a spoon. He always tells the newcomers that 'you can't waste food, it's a valuable resource'. It's quite funny to see the look on their faces as he's eating it. ( :

monkey_man wrote:

> P.S. What do vegetarian maggots eat?

Fried Lice.

It was a good joke blank.

I didn't mean they were going to eat her for Christ's sake!

Blank wrote:
> Paul: I've got some bad news and some good news, kids. The bad news
> is, your mum's dead. The good news is, bacon and eggs for tea!

That's just bad taste. You've got serious psycho problems for saying things like that.




P.S. What do vegetarian maggots eat?

monkey_man wrote:
> Peppers, Onions and Linda McCartney.

Paul: I've got some bad news and some good news, kids. The bad news is, your mum's dead. The good news is, bacon and eggs for tea!

Peppers, Onions and Linda McCartney.