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"Good News For All Men."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm

heh heh! Now you can actually argue the merits of self gratification! Excellent news.

And you being a scientist and all....

For shame.
Besides, any excuse to say hi to my monster is welcome, so if you'll excuse me...

*shuffles off unfastening belt*

I never knew smoking caused prostate cancer.

So the fact I smoke is cancelled out by my almost psychopathic obsession with fappery?

YES!!!
I want new labels on ciggies
"Warning, smoking causes cancer. But if you knock one out now, it's ok"

ROCK!!!!
\m/

No, you'll have to do it yourself.

Only with Bupa will the nurses give you hand-jobs.

Is this the first step towards persuading NHS nurses to give complimentary hand-jobs as a "preventative measure"?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm

heh heh! Now you can actually argue the merits of self gratification! Excellent news.