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"Jim Ross goes bang!"

Kane has gone crazy.SCCA will not go and hope Jim Ross is hurt. BADLY!
Disscus

Ah yes Cyrus...

I don't think i've told you people yet...but Cyrus is the greatest Heel colour commentator on the planet. Period.

Joey Styles rules. OH MY GADDD! :D

And the quentisential studmuffin - Joel..............GURTNER! And Cyrus :D

Tazz wrote:
> lalakersrule wrote:
> Hopefully JR will be gone for ages giving the WWE chance to bring
> in.........JOEY STYLES!! come on Vince you know it makes sense
>
> Joey Styles - the voice of ECW, Jim Ross - the VOICE of the WWE, and
> Chuck Soul - the VOICE of The Corporation! (Don't forget Mean Jean
> Okerland, the dude's a legend!). Why don't you like Jim Ross? He's the
> greatest play-by-play announcer of all time!


I don't hate Jim Ross i'd just rather Joey Styles was there although the best case scenario would be to have Joey replace Michael Cole on Smackdown. Just that JR is very annoying at the moment, every RAW broadcast is like:

JR - God damn how could he just do that!! *insert name of wrestler* has just committed a hellacious act. Damn him to hell!! Damn him straight to hell!!!! What do you have to say king?

King - Puppies!!!!

JR - Yes.......oh here comes *insert another name* damn him to hell after what he did last week.

I think that Paul Bearer should come back with Undertaker and they form a stable.

lalakersrule wrote:
> Hopefully JR will be gone for ages giving the WWE chance to bring
> in.........JOEY STYLES!! come on Vince you know it makes sense

Joey Styles - the voice of ECW, Jim Ross - the VOICE of the WWE, and Chuck Soul - the VOICE of The Corporation! (Don't forget Mean Jean Okerland, the dude's a legend!). Why don't you like Jim Ross? He's the greatest play-by-play announcer of all time!

Mean Jean Okerland: Jesse get your face out of the plummet!
Vince: C'mon Jesse!

Anyway, in reply to what Ant said, I agree totally. Undertaker is the only one who can put Kane back in is place, sit him on his now fat ass, and burn his face for real. Undertaker deserves more respect than he's getting. He deserves a story line or twelve, rather than just hanging round with the devolment wrestlers on SmackDown. So, in shorter terms:

SEND HIM TO RAW!

I thought it was to make his eyes darker and harder to see when he had the mask on.

If they're claming people told him he was scarred when he wasn't, what was all the black paint? :|

Yeah it is stupid, as people in the past have seen Kane's face I think and gone "he's hideous!" or something.

But I'm sure I saw last night his skin looked a different colour and looked like he'd been burnt in the past.

On a sidenote, I wanna see The Undertaker get involved in this. He won't though.

lol, and when he first took his mask off when bichoff told him to wasnt all around his eyes completely black and during the past few weeks he doesnt seem to have as much on, has anybody else noticed that?

It's all psychologically and Kane thinks he's hideous and doesn't believe anyone when they say he's fine.


Find it a bit strange all this though seeing as when they brought him into the WWF in 1997 he was built up as being the totally disfigured monster, which is why he had to wear the mask and couldn't even speak without one of those voicebox things you put to your neck. Now he's fine and can speak quite clearly. Whatever Kane is eating/drinking i want some of it seeing as he seems to have amazing healing powers.


And on a side note that burning segment was really lame.

1) It was so obvious it wasn't Jim Ross there. The stuntman should have kept his face pointing away from the camera.
2) I don't know about 'Jim Ross' but i'm damn sure if i was on fire i'd be running around the room widly or at least writhing around in agony (then i'd realise it's just a small fire on my leg and then put myself out with the extinguisher) not having a nice kip on the floor.
3) and as said before Kane poured a great deal of 'gasoline' on Ross, he should have gone up quicker than a teenager on his first visit to a strip bar.