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"Damn"

Looks like I didn't get the acting job. Which, naturally, sucks.

So I get a couple of days to mope, then it's time to start the auditions again.
If I weren't getting my piece out onstage soon, I'd wonder what the point was...

Light wrote:
> It's a course, hilarious play, and the role of Stuart is to die for;
> something like 4 sex scenes (okay, so one is with a bloke, but it IS
> mere acting) and at least 1 nude scene...it'll get me noticed if
> nothing else!

so you are nakkid for the whole play??

Phew - even so, you have balls (sorry)

Miserableman wrote:
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very constructive!

Sorry man

Acting is definatly not an easy life...keep at it though goodluck for next time

Good luck with the naked romp - I mean, role.
And break a bone - I mean, leg.

Heh...people travelling 100's of miles to see my toothpick...man, I feel good (albeit a trifle scared...)

Sorry to hear you didn't get the job. Although I'm tempted to travel hundreds of miles to see the Elvis one :)

Heh. Nah, I think the writer drew the line at onstage ablutions...

Light wrote:

> also ends up giving the vegetating husband a bit of manual relief

you hold his copy of his Haynes whilst he takes a dump?

Black Glove wrote:

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> By "piece" - do you mean that you wrote the play, or are you
> referring to leCoq-and-balls?

I mean the latter I'm afraid...

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I hate theatre

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