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"Public toilets and other such places..."

I'm a guy, and I'm wondering, do I share the same problem as other guys (i want no smart assed comments till you've read the entire post) Can you poo in a public toilet? (if you can get over the phobia of putting your ass on the seat)

Also, at my girlfriends house, I CANNOT! Even peeing is difficult. Dose anyone else find this or am I all alone? (I mean can YOU at YOUR girlfriends house, not mine!)

I must have been stoned or something the day I walked into a 'public toilet' a park in Wickford.

There was a dump actually on the toilet seat.

Never use public toilets, its just not right...
Yer i would take a pee, but not a dump, twould smell too much...

I have never been for a jimmy or a crap or whatever at school. That's what, ten years and I have NEVER had a slash at school. In fact, I have never actually been inside the toilets at my secondary school. Hoho.

That's a lie actually. I've been in the girls toilets. There was a fire at my school so I sounded the fire alarm etc and well, not put it out, but saw if it was just smoke. It wasn't. It was damn flames.

I know someone who owns a house in Carlingford.

I once went into a public toilet, and shitt was smeared all over walls, in the sinks, everywhere. I left quickly. T'was in a small place called "Carlingford", a real hole.

never. the doors NEVER lock in public/school toilets.

It's like theres a toilet door lock fairy or something...

and woe betide you if you touch anything in there with your bare hands.

Unless less it's a turtle head, there's no way i'd take a dump in a public loo.

don't mind as long as the place isn't a large pile of filth, and/or smells like a sewer.

I would totally never crap in a public toilet. I would pee in one but id have to hold my breath coz of the smell.

I wouldnt crap a girls house either. No problem having a pee though.

Because of my job [delivery assistant], I find that I have to use public tiolets, but they're horrible places. Never do number 2s though.
You wouldn't believe some of the "cottager" graffiti I've read on the walls. I wish I could quote some here, but I'd be banned.