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Reaver (Ant) is watching videos of Gail Kim strut her stuff when Lillian Garcia (Hercules) rushes into his locker room.
"Reaver, hi, I was wondering if I could ask you a few questions."
Reaver (Ant) suddenly jerks up, switches the TV off and leaps to his feet nervously. "Umm, yes, hi, I was just examining Gail Kim's...move...structure. Getting a few tips, y'know."
"From a woman?"
"...yes."
"Okay then...anyway, Reaver (Ant), are the vicious rumours started by Hercules that you have a small willy true?"
Reaver (Ant) looks shocked, "how does he know tha...oh, well obviously not, Hercules is just a perv who is jealous of the mountain lion I possess inside my boxers. Anything else?"
"Yes, what are your thoughts on Free-Fall?"
"Well, firstly me and Jetster are gonna whoop Anarchy (DW) and that punk Josh Matthews (DW) in the tag team match. Anarchy was p!ssed that I eliminated him in the 4-way the other week and so became jealous and decided to screw me out of a place in the title match! IT SHOULD BE ME FACING HAWK, NOT GRANDPRIX!"
Reaver (Ant) calms himself, "anyway, I also think that Hawk (AfroJoe) is gonna defeat Grandprix with ease and then move onto the main event of all main events...just imagine, Reaver (Ant) vs Hawk (AfroJoe) for the CAW World Title!"
"You don't think Grandprix has a chance?"
"Pffft, not really. But it should be good to watch nonetheless. But seriously, if Grandprix wins then I will dance in the middle of that ring on the Eclipse afterwards wearing just a top hat and a pair of EXTREMELY small y-fronts."
"Well," Lillian says flirtily, "lets hope Grandprix wins then, eh?"
Suddenly, Jetster bursts into the locker room. "Reavs, you better come see this."
The camera follows The Elements as they rush through the backstage corridors and stop suddenly outside the refreshments room…the camera looks down to find Booker T (RM18) lying motionless, blood pouring from a wound at the top of his head. Sprayed on his back in huge blue letters is “BWO.”
“Well…even Cong Man could figure out who did this. Get some paramedics here, I’m off to study Gail Kim’s move structure again.”
The Elements leave and Lillian Garcia (Hercules) turns to the camera, “Booker T (RM18) has been beaten to a bloody pulp by the bWo- the man who saved Chris Benoit (Grandprix) from a vicious beating by the same faction just a fortnight ago! And tonight Benoit (Granprix) and Booker (RM18) are supposed to be taking on World Champ RVD (AfroJoe) of the bWo in a triple threat match, just a week before Chris Benoit (Grandprix) gets a well deserved title shot at Free-Fall!”
Just as she says this, SRW Hardcore Champion Batista (Figo) walks past, and Lillian jumps at the opportunity. “Batista (Figo), is your match with The Jackal (RM18) at Free-Fall your toughest challenge yet?”
Batista leans in, intimidating the young beauty, “Do you really want to p!ss me off? Jackal (RM18) is a piece of trash who doesn’t even know the meaning of the word hardcore! Tonight is just a taster of what’s gonna happen at Free-Fall…”
Wait, it’s Mick Foley! CLANG! STEEL CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF BATISTA (FIGO)! THE JACKAL’S MANAGER JUST DEALT SOME PUNISHMENT OF HIS OWN!
Lillian (Hercules) is finding it rather hard to keep up as she suddenly notices SRW Cruiserweight Champion Stone Edge (Jae17), and she tries to get a word. “Stone Edge, you’ve been Cruiser Champ for many months now, are you confident of victory over The Hurricane (RM18) at Free-Fall?”
Stone Edge (Jae17) looks livid she even asked the question, “I’m not in a good mood, someone’s nicked my bag with all my clothes and money in it…wait a second…”
“Citizen Stone Edge! Is this what you are looking for?” It’s The Hurricane (RM18), and he’s got the Cruiser Champ’s bag!
Stone Edge (Jae17) begins to give chase and Hurricane (RM18), the camera desperately trying to keep up. They sprint through corridors and past wrestlers building up to quite a pace, even knocking down Crash and Jazz on the way!
And Hurricane (RM18) suddenly turns and throws the bag back in Stone Edge’s face, who falls embarrassingly on his @rse! Hurricane (RM18) laughs and runs away, as Stone Edge (Jae17) sits up, livid!
Lillian Garcia (Hercules) is out of breath but can’t hide her excitement as she sees the bWo walking towards her. “LL Cool TT, Jericho (Figo), RVD (AfroJoe) – was it you who destroyed Booker T (RM18) here tonight?”
RVD (AfroJoe) sneers, and replies, “yeah it was…and that’s exactly what’s gonna happen to Benoit (Grandprix) at Free-Fall. Y’see the bWo here, and they’re here to stay…this belt?” he nods at his SRW World Title, “is ours…and that’s where it staying. And like Booker T (RM18), we dispose of anyone who gets in our way.”
He shoves Lillian (Hercules) out of the way and they carry on, a message sent to the challenger!
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Thanks for reading, Ant.
"Reaver, hi, I was wondering if I could ask you a few questions."
Reaver (Ant) suddenly jerks up, switches the TV off and leaps to his feet nervously. "Umm, yes, hi, I was just examining Gail Kim's...move...structure. Getting a few tips, y'know."
"From a woman?"
"...yes."
"Okay then...anyway, Reaver (Ant), are the vicious rumours started by Hercules that you have a small willy true?"
Reaver (Ant) looks shocked, "how does he know tha...oh, well obviously not, Hercules is just a perv who is jealous of the mountain lion I possess inside my boxers. Anything else?"
"Yes, what are your thoughts on Free-Fall?"
"Well, firstly me and Jetster are gonna whoop Anarchy (DW) and that punk Josh Matthews (DW) in the tag team match. Anarchy was p!ssed that I eliminated him in the 4-way the other week and so became jealous and decided to screw me out of a place in the title match! IT SHOULD BE ME FACING HAWK, NOT GRANDPRIX!"
Reaver (Ant) calms himself, "anyway, I also think that Hawk (AfroJoe) is gonna defeat Grandprix with ease and then move onto the main event of all main events...just imagine, Reaver (Ant) vs Hawk (AfroJoe) for the CAW World Title!"
"You don't think Grandprix has a chance?"
"Pffft, not really. But it should be good to watch nonetheless. But seriously, if Grandprix wins then I will dance in the middle of that ring on the Eclipse afterwards wearing just a top hat and a pair of EXTREMELY small y-fronts."
"Well," Lillian says flirtily, "lets hope Grandprix wins then, eh?"
Suddenly, Jetster bursts into the locker room. "Reavs, you better come see this."
The camera follows The Elements as they rush through the backstage corridors and stop suddenly outside the refreshments room…the camera looks down to find Booker T (RM18) lying motionless, blood pouring from a wound at the top of his head. Sprayed on his back in huge blue letters is “BWO.”
“Well…even Cong Man could figure out who did this. Get some paramedics here, I’m off to study Gail Kim’s move structure again.”
The Elements leave and Lillian Garcia (Hercules) turns to the camera, “Booker T (RM18) has been beaten to a bloody pulp by the bWo- the man who saved Chris Benoit (Grandprix) from a vicious beating by the same faction just a fortnight ago! And tonight Benoit (Granprix) and Booker (RM18) are supposed to be taking on World Champ RVD (AfroJoe) of the bWo in a triple threat match, just a week before Chris Benoit (Grandprix) gets a well deserved title shot at Free-Fall!”
Just as she says this, SRW Hardcore Champion Batista (Figo) walks past, and Lillian jumps at the opportunity. “Batista (Figo), is your match with The Jackal (RM18) at Free-Fall your toughest challenge yet?”
Batista leans in, intimidating the young beauty, “Do you really want to p!ss me off? Jackal (RM18) is a piece of trash who doesn’t even know the meaning of the word hardcore! Tonight is just a taster of what’s gonna happen at Free-Fall…”
Wait, it’s Mick Foley! CLANG! STEEL CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF BATISTA (FIGO)! THE JACKAL’S MANAGER JUST DEALT SOME PUNISHMENT OF HIS OWN!
Lillian (Hercules) is finding it rather hard to keep up as she suddenly notices SRW Cruiserweight Champion Stone Edge (Jae17), and she tries to get a word. “Stone Edge, you’ve been Cruiser Champ for many months now, are you confident of victory over The Hurricane (RM18) at Free-Fall?”
Stone Edge (Jae17) looks livid she even asked the question, “I’m not in a good mood, someone’s nicked my bag with all my clothes and money in it…wait a second…”
“Citizen Stone Edge! Is this what you are looking for?” It’s The Hurricane (RM18), and he’s got the Cruiser Champ’s bag!
Stone Edge (Jae17) begins to give chase and Hurricane (RM18), the camera desperately trying to keep up. They sprint through corridors and past wrestlers building up to quite a pace, even knocking down Crash and Jazz on the way!
And Hurricane (RM18) suddenly turns and throws the bag back in Stone Edge’s face, who falls embarrassingly on his @rse! Hurricane (RM18) laughs and runs away, as Stone Edge (Jae17) sits up, livid!
Lillian Garcia (Hercules) is out of breath but can’t hide her excitement as she sees the bWo walking towards her. “LL Cool TT, Jericho (Figo), RVD (AfroJoe) – was it you who destroyed Booker T (RM18) here tonight?”
RVD (AfroJoe) sneers, and replies, “yeah it was…and that’s exactly what’s gonna happen to Benoit (Grandprix) at Free-Fall. Y’see the bWo here, and they’re here to stay…this belt?” he nods at his SRW World Title, “is ours…and that’s where it staying. And like Booker T (RM18), we dispose of anyone who gets in our way.”
He shoves Lillian (Hercules) out of the way and they carry on, a message sent to the challenger!
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Thanks for reading, Ant.
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Reaver (Ant) is watching videos of Gail Kim strut her stuff when Lillian Garcia (Hercules) rushes into his locker room.
"Reaver, hi, I was wondering if I could ask you a few questions."
Reaver (Ant) suddenly jerks up, switches the TV off and leaps to his feet nervously. "Umm, yes, hi, I was just examining Gail Kim's...move...structure. Getting a few tips, y'know."
"From a woman?"
"...yes."
"Okay then...anyway, Reaver (Ant), are the vicious rumours started by Hercules that you have a small willy true?"
Reaver (Ant) looks shocked, "how does he know tha...oh, well obviously not, Hercules is just a perv who is jealous of the mountain lion I possess inside my boxers. Anything else?"
"Yes, what are your thoughts on Free-Fall?"
"Well, firstly me and Jetster are gonna whoop Anarchy (DW) and that punk Josh Matthews (DW) in the tag team match. Anarchy was p!ssed that I eliminated him in the 4-way the other week and so became jealous and decided to screw me out of a place in the title match! IT SHOULD BE ME FACING HAWK, NOT GRANDPRIX!"
Reaver (Ant) calms himself, "anyway, I also think that Hawk (AfroJoe) is gonna defeat Grandprix with ease and then move onto the main event of all main events...just imagine, Reaver (Ant) vs Hawk (AfroJoe) for the CAW World Title!"
"You don't think Grandprix has a chance?"
"Pffft, not really. But it should be good to watch nonetheless. But seriously, if Grandprix wins then I will dance in the middle of that ring on the Eclipse afterwards wearing just a top hat and a pair of EXTREMELY small y-fronts."
"Well," Lillian says flirtily, "lets hope Grandprix wins then, eh?"
Suddenly, Jetster bursts into the locker room. "Reavs, you better come see this."
The camera follows The Elements as they rush through the backstage corridors and stop suddenly outside the refreshments room…the camera looks down to find Booker T (RM18) lying motionless, blood pouring from a wound at the top of his head. Sprayed on his back in huge blue letters is “BWO.”
“Well…even Cong Man could figure out who did this. Get some paramedics here, I’m off to study Gail Kim’s move structure again.”
The Elements leave and Lillian Garcia (Hercules) turns to the camera, “Booker T (RM18) has been beaten to a bloody pulp by the bWo- the man who saved Chris Benoit (Grandprix) from a vicious beating by the same faction just a fortnight ago! And tonight Benoit (Granprix) and Booker (RM18) are supposed to be taking on World Champ RVD (AfroJoe) of the bWo in a triple threat match, just a week before Chris Benoit (Grandprix) gets a well deserved title shot at Free-Fall!”
Just as she says this, SRW Hardcore Champion Batista (Figo) walks past, and Lillian jumps at the opportunity. “Batista (Figo), is your match with The Jackal (RM18) at Free-Fall your toughest challenge yet?”
Batista leans in, intimidating the young beauty, “Do you really want to p!ss me off? Jackal (RM18) is a piece of trash who doesn’t even know the meaning of the word hardcore! Tonight is just a taster of what’s gonna happen at Free-Fall…”
Wait, it’s Mick Foley! CLANG! STEEL CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF BATISTA (FIGO)! THE JACKAL’S MANAGER JUST DEALT SOME PUNISHMENT OF HIS OWN!
Lillian (Hercules) is finding it rather hard to keep up as she suddenly notices SRW Cruiserweight Champion Stone Edge (Jae17), and she tries to get a word. “Stone Edge, you’ve been Cruiser Champ for many months now, are you confident of victory over The Hurricane (RM18) at Free-Fall?”
Stone Edge (Jae17) looks livid she even asked the question, “I’m not in a good mood, someone’s nicked my bag with all my clothes and money in it…wait a second…”
“Citizen Stone Edge! Is this what you are looking for?” It’s The Hurricane (RM18), and he’s got the Cruiser Champ’s bag!
Stone Edge (Jae17) begins to give chase and Hurricane (RM18), the camera desperately trying to keep up. They sprint through corridors and past wrestlers building up to quite a pace, even knocking down Crash and Jazz on the way!
And Hurricane (RM18) suddenly turns and throws the bag back in Stone Edge’s face, who falls embarrassingly on his @rse! Hurricane (RM18) laughs and runs away, as Stone Edge (Jae17) sits up, livid!
Lillian Garcia (Hercules) is out of breath but can’t hide her excitement as she sees the bWo walking towards her. “LL Cool TT, Jericho (Figo), RVD (AfroJoe) – was it you who destroyed Booker T (RM18) here tonight?”
RVD (AfroJoe) sneers, and replies, “yeah it was…and that’s exactly what’s gonna happen to Benoit (Grandprix) at Free-Fall. Y’see the bWo here, and they’re here to stay…this belt?” he nods at his SRW World Title, “is ours…and that’s where it staying. And like Booker T (RM18), we dispose of anyone who gets in our way.”
He shoves Lillian (Hercules) out of the way and they carry on, a message sent to the challenger!
________________________________________
Thanks for reading, Ant.
"Reaver, hi, I was wondering if I could ask you a few questions."
Reaver (Ant) suddenly jerks up, switches the TV off and leaps to his feet nervously. "Umm, yes, hi, I was just examining Gail Kim's...move...structure. Getting a few tips, y'know."
"From a woman?"
"...yes."
"Okay then...anyway, Reaver (Ant), are the vicious rumours started by Hercules that you have a small willy true?"
Reaver (Ant) looks shocked, "how does he know tha...oh, well obviously not, Hercules is just a perv who is jealous of the mountain lion I possess inside my boxers. Anything else?"
"Yes, what are your thoughts on Free-Fall?"
"Well, firstly me and Jetster are gonna whoop Anarchy (DW) and that punk Josh Matthews (DW) in the tag team match. Anarchy was p!ssed that I eliminated him in the 4-way the other week and so became jealous and decided to screw me out of a place in the title match! IT SHOULD BE ME FACING HAWK, NOT GRANDPRIX!"
Reaver (Ant) calms himself, "anyway, I also think that Hawk (AfroJoe) is gonna defeat Grandprix with ease and then move onto the main event of all main events...just imagine, Reaver (Ant) vs Hawk (AfroJoe) for the CAW World Title!"
"You don't think Grandprix has a chance?"
"Pffft, not really. But it should be good to watch nonetheless. But seriously, if Grandprix wins then I will dance in the middle of that ring on the Eclipse afterwards wearing just a top hat and a pair of EXTREMELY small y-fronts."
"Well," Lillian says flirtily, "lets hope Grandprix wins then, eh?"
Suddenly, Jetster bursts into the locker room. "Reavs, you better come see this."
The camera follows The Elements as they rush through the backstage corridors and stop suddenly outside the refreshments room…the camera looks down to find Booker T (RM18) lying motionless, blood pouring from a wound at the top of his head. Sprayed on his back in huge blue letters is “BWO.”
“Well…even Cong Man could figure out who did this. Get some paramedics here, I’m off to study Gail Kim’s move structure again.”
The Elements leave and Lillian Garcia (Hercules) turns to the camera, “Booker T (RM18) has been beaten to a bloody pulp by the bWo- the man who saved Chris Benoit (Grandprix) from a vicious beating by the same faction just a fortnight ago! And tonight Benoit (Granprix) and Booker (RM18) are supposed to be taking on World Champ RVD (AfroJoe) of the bWo in a triple threat match, just a week before Chris Benoit (Grandprix) gets a well deserved title shot at Free-Fall!”
Just as she says this, SRW Hardcore Champion Batista (Figo) walks past, and Lillian jumps at the opportunity. “Batista (Figo), is your match with The Jackal (RM18) at Free-Fall your toughest challenge yet?”
Batista leans in, intimidating the young beauty, “Do you really want to p!ss me off? Jackal (RM18) is a piece of trash who doesn’t even know the meaning of the word hardcore! Tonight is just a taster of what’s gonna happen at Free-Fall…”
Wait, it’s Mick Foley! CLANG! STEEL CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF BATISTA (FIGO)! THE JACKAL’S MANAGER JUST DEALT SOME PUNISHMENT OF HIS OWN!
Lillian (Hercules) is finding it rather hard to keep up as she suddenly notices SRW Cruiserweight Champion Stone Edge (Jae17), and she tries to get a word. “Stone Edge, you’ve been Cruiser Champ for many months now, are you confident of victory over The Hurricane (RM18) at Free-Fall?”
Stone Edge (Jae17) looks livid she even asked the question, “I’m not in a good mood, someone’s nicked my bag with all my clothes and money in it…wait a second…”
“Citizen Stone Edge! Is this what you are looking for?” It’s The Hurricane (RM18), and he’s got the Cruiser Champ’s bag!
Stone Edge (Jae17) begins to give chase and Hurricane (RM18), the camera desperately trying to keep up. They sprint through corridors and past wrestlers building up to quite a pace, even knocking down Crash and Jazz on the way!
And Hurricane (RM18) suddenly turns and throws the bag back in Stone Edge’s face, who falls embarrassingly on his @rse! Hurricane (RM18) laughs and runs away, as Stone Edge (Jae17) sits up, livid!
Lillian Garcia (Hercules) is out of breath but can’t hide her excitement as she sees the bWo walking towards her. “LL Cool TT, Jericho (Figo), RVD (AfroJoe) – was it you who destroyed Booker T (RM18) here tonight?”
RVD (AfroJoe) sneers, and replies, “yeah it was…and that’s exactly what’s gonna happen to Benoit (Grandprix) at Free-Fall. Y’see the bWo here, and they’re here to stay…this belt?” he nods at his SRW World Title, “is ours…and that’s where it staying. And like Booker T (RM18), we dispose of anyone who gets in our way.”
He shoves Lillian (Hercules) out of the way and they carry on, a message sent to the challenger!
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Thanks for reading, Ant.
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