Viewing Thread:
"The funniest sporting quotes."

My personal favourite.

Brian Johnson (may he rest in peace),commentating on an England versus West Indies cricket match.

"The batsman's Holding,the Bowler's Willey".....excellant.

Keegan had a classic today

Keegan defends fowler's weight:

"Kevin Keegan denies robbie fowler put on a stone in the close season, saying he had only put on 3 pounds were as other proffesionals had put on five or 6, robbie is a top professional, and is my prefered starter with Anelka. But nothing is written in STONE at this football club."

http://www.chelseafc.com/StatPage.asp?id=quotes

there's more of them here but those are the highlights.

I think the raquel welsh one is my favourite

Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams..."
- Kilmarnock fans to the Rangers keeper after he had been diagnosed with mild schizophrenia

"That's great, tell him he's Pele and get him back on."
- John Lambie, Partick Thistle manager, when told a concussed striker did not know who he was.

"There's nobody fitter at his age, except maybe Raquel Welch"
- Ron Atkinson lauds Gordon Strachan, 39

"The only way we will be going to Europe is if the club splash out and take us all to Eurodisney "
- Dean Holdsworth, Wimbledon

"If the players want to make it hard for me, I am happy to make it twice as hard for them"
- Wendy Toms, the first female referee to officiate in a professional game

He's pulling him off.......Can you believe it the spanish manager is pulling his captain off!!!!

Irish commentator George Hamilton on Spain manager Luis Suarez's substitution of Butragueno during their world cup qualifier with Ireland in Seville,1992.

"I spent all my money on booze, women and fast cars and just wasted the rest"-George best

Love is good for footballers......just not at half time! - richard neilsen former denmark coach