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"Three stupid things I've done this week"

1) I was drinking the last few drops of a can of coke, bending my head backwards to get the last of it out and I walked into a doorframe. Cue pain in the teeth and cola all down my front.

2) My Mum gave me some money to convert at the Bureau De change from a recent holiday. I put it in my wallet on Monday, promoising to do it. I finally got around to doing it about half an hour ago and turns out I was walking around with nearly £100 worth of Euros - I thought it was Liras!

3) I've started using an electric shaver because it irritates my skin a lot less than a regular razor. Today I took the blades off, mid-shave, to remove some hair that was clogging it. Without thinking I put the shaver to my face without the top on and BUZZZ - plastic swirly cog things on face very fast! Hurt like hell, but it took me a second or two to register why.

So there you go - three reasons why I am a spastic.

1) Land flat on my back on my finger outside the caretakers offic after trying to run in high heels..

2) nearly run over lee evans..

3) Sit and swang on the swings at my park twice in one week at the age of seventeen...

jackass is the worst influence ever. i did one of the most minor but stupidest things. me and a friend were playing tennis in an astro turf cage on that hot day. we kept getting electric shocks from it and at one point i said i dare you to run around dragging your hand on the fence. he said no, you do it so i said ok. i ran around one side of it constantly getting shocked. my fingers were kind of numb afterwards.

they were? I thought you was talking about counter-strike as well.

haha?

Atleast mine were in the real world.

Skorp1on wrote:
> That's nothing, cost my clan a tournament match on counter-strike by
> throwing a grenade into a room full of my teammates.
>
> I had to try and kill the other clan on my own, I took out 3/6.

LOL thats genuinely funny!! :P

thats what i said...

you're a spastic

skorpions post made me laugh. it reminded me of a sketch i saw when this guy was stealthing towards a cabin where he heard noise and he teargassed it "Dave! you idiot!". next time skorpion, try thinking why you may have gotten so close and start working on your one player strategy. always stay with one other person, unless you agree to break up all on your own(for whatever reason?!?!?)

That's nothing, cost my clan a tournament match on counter-strike by throwing a grenade into a room full of my teammates.

I had to try and kill the other clan on my own, I took out 3/6.


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Just three reasons? I'm sure I can think of more...