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1) I was drinking the last few drops of a can of coke, bending my head backwards to get the last of it out and I walked into a doorframe. Cue pain in the teeth and cola all down my front.
2) My Mum gave me some money to convert at the Bureau De change from a recent holiday. I put it in my wallet on Monday, promoising to do it. I finally got around to doing it about half an hour ago and turns out I was walking around with nearly £100 worth of Euros - I thought it was Liras!
3) I've started using an electric shaver because it irritates my skin a lot less than a regular razor. Today I took the blades off, mid-shave, to remove some hair that was clogging it. Without thinking I put the shaver to my face without the top on and BUZZZ - plastic swirly cog things on face very fast! Hurt like hell, but it took me a second or two to register why.
So there you go - three reasons why I am a spastic.
2) My Mum gave me some money to convert at the Bureau De change from a recent holiday. I put it in my wallet on Monday, promoising to do it. I finally got around to doing it about half an hour ago and turns out I was walking around with nearly £100 worth of Euros - I thought it was Liras!
3) I've started using an electric shaver because it irritates my skin a lot less than a regular razor. Today I took the blades off, mid-shave, to remove some hair that was clogging it. Without thinking I put the shaver to my face without the top on and BUZZZ - plastic swirly cog things on face very fast! Hurt like hell, but it took me a second or two to register why.
So there you go - three reasons why I am a spastic.
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1) I was drinking the last few drops of a can of coke, bending my head backwards to get the last of it out and I walked into a doorframe. Cue pain in the teeth and cola all down my front.
2) My Mum gave me some money to convert at the Bureau De change from a recent holiday. I put it in my wallet on Monday, promoising to do it. I finally got around to doing it about half an hour ago and turns out I was walking around with nearly £100 worth of Euros - I thought it was Liras!
3) I've started using an electric shaver because it irritates my skin a lot less than a regular razor. Today I took the blades off, mid-shave, to remove some hair that was clogging it. Without thinking I put the shaver to my face without the top on and BUZZZ - plastic swirly cog things on face very fast! Hurt like hell, but it took me a second or two to register why.
So there you go - three reasons why I am a spastic.
2) My Mum gave me some money to convert at the Bureau De change from a recent holiday. I put it in my wallet on Monday, promoising to do it. I finally got around to doing it about half an hour ago and turns out I was walking around with nearly £100 worth of Euros - I thought it was Liras!
3) I've started using an electric shaver because it irritates my skin a lot less than a regular razor. Today I took the blades off, mid-shave, to remove some hair that was clogging it. Without thinking I put the shaver to my face without the top on and BUZZZ - plastic swirly cog things on face very fast! Hurt like hell, but it took me a second or two to register why.
So there you go - three reasons why I am a spastic.
Ah, that made my day.
What a very pleaseant week, I have to say.
All 5s?...
Ohhhh heh heh
Well hello...
Ohhhh heh heh
Well hello...
Muh?
Just three reasons? I'm sure I can think of more...
That's nothing, cost my clan a tournament match on counter-strike by throwing a grenade into a room full of my teammates.
I had to try and kill the other clan on my own, I took out 3/6.
:|
I had to try and kill the other clan on my own, I took out 3/6.
:|
skorpions post made me laugh. it reminded me of a sketch i saw when this guy was stealthing towards a cabin where he heard noise and he teargassed it "Dave! you idiot!". next time skorpion, try thinking why you may have gotten so close and start working on your one player strategy. always stay with one other person, unless you agree to break up all on your own(for whatever reason?!?!?)
you're a spastic
thats what i said...
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