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The camera shoots around backstage, before fixing on a door. The door flings open, and out walks Anarchy. He looks p’d off.
“Hey Crash, come here boy.”
Crash Holly is seen walking around the back, and stops to talk to Anarchy.”
“Hey bro, how’s it goin’?”
“Look dude, you wanna go out there tonight with me? This is your chance. When we win, you’ll be big. Crash Holly, getting a shot at the SRW Title. Of course, you’ll lose to me, but there’s no shame in that.
Crash grins before stroking his chin, in true Crash Holly style.
“Dude, don’t take this the wrong way, it’s nothing personal. But, you know, I just got a date with Jazz. It’s my first date in three years. You know how much this means to me?”
Anarchy turns to walk, but flies around and slaps Crash to the ground.
“Hey Spi…”
“NO!”
Spike Dudley walks off, joined by his brothers, who have just been in the ladies shower room.
The show goes to a break. SRW Free-Fall is advertised as a promo airs showing the matches.
“STAND BACK…ANARCHY!” King of my World plays. SRW returns from a short advertisement break. Anarchy is already on his way to the ring, with a mic in his hand. The music cuts, and Anarchy is ready. The fans are chanting his name. Anarchy is loved here in Phoenix.
“I am now ready to tell you who my partner is tonight. But first, I will tell you what we will do to The Elements. We want The Elements to try and play properly. To try and wrestle. To try and NOT cheat. Y’see, they like doing that. If they want to cheat, that’s cool, they can cheat. I’ll cheat with them. I’m ready to kick some ass, I’ll use weapons, I’ll use the ropes, I’ll pull the tights. I’ll cheat.”
The crowd roar.
“But not tonight.”
The Phoenix people boo in disappointment. They wanna see The Elements get ruffed up tonight.
“Not tonight. Sorry, but you people here in Phoenix don’t deserve to see me wrestle. I will RELUCTANTLY wrestle at Free-Fall, though. Elements…Parental Advisory. Reaver and Jetster…Anarchy and Josh. Free-Fall. How about it?”
The crowd are really booing Anarchy here tonight.
“Oh stop booing, it’s not everyday you get to see a true champion. It’s not every day you get to see a fit, handsome young athlete like myself. And you wonder why there are so many Weight Watchers clubs here in Phoenix.”
Chants of “Anarchy sucks” fill the arena. They are drowning out Anarchy’s voice.
“Now as for tonight. Their will still be a match. Yes. The Elements are probably sitting in the back watching on a monitor, wondering who they will be facing. Well, I will end the suspense.”
The SpecialTron shows The Elements in the back stretching off, whilst viewing Anarchy in the ring.
“Without further ado…the NEWEST members of Parental Advisory…ladi…bah bah bah SHUT THE HELL UP. The newest members of Parental Advisory…Scotty Too Hotty and Grand Master Sexay, TOO COOL!”
“TURN IT UP!” THE ARENA ERUPTS! AS MUCH AS THEY HATE ANARCHY AT THE MOMENT, THEY LOVE TOO COOL!
Scotty and Grand Master dance to the ring. They slide under the bottom rope, and produce some shades. They stick them on Anarchy, and snatch the mic from their leader. Scotty is about to talk.
“Anarchy, go stand in the corner damnit!”
The crowd erupts with laughter.
“I can’t tell you how sorry we are. Not only for Anarchy pulling out of the match tonight, but for Anarchy’s behaviour towards Phoenix. Now, we are ready to take on The Elements. Not only will we win, but we will publicly humiliate them. NOW IF YOU WANT TOO COOL TO OPEN A CAN OF WHOOP ASS ON THE ELEMENTS, TURN IT UP!”
The crowd turns it up, but only slightly.
“You don’t wanna see us whoop some ass?”
Grand Master Sexay takes the mic…
“Anarchy was right…Phoenix sucks!”
“MY SACRIFICEEE!” Creed’s My Sacrifice hits. That’s The Elements music.
WAIT! LOOK. SOMEONE’S UNDER THE RING. OH DEAR! IT’S TWO MIDGETS!
Two midgets get in the ring. They’re wearing the same style costume as The Elements. They LOOK like Reaver and Jetster. Scotty and GMS turn and attack the midgets. Scotty knocks the midget Reaver down. I KNOW WHAT’S COMING!
W…
O…
R…
M…
OOH
OOH
OOH
OOOOOH!
Scotty hits the Worm. LOOK UP THE RAMP! The real Elements are running to the ring. Parental Advisory escape and run around the ring, before dashing up towards the stage.
Reaver takes the mic.
“Hey Anarchy! Parental Advisory facing off against us, The Elements, at Free-Fall? You’re on. And Anarchy…at least we agree on something…Phoenix sucks!”
The crowd boos some more, as My Sacrifice plays SRW out for another break.
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So, there we have it.
Too Cool vs. The Elements on Eclipse and Parental Advisory vs. The Elements at Free-Fall.
“Hey Crash, come here boy.”
Crash Holly is seen walking around the back, and stops to talk to Anarchy.”
“Hey bro, how’s it goin’?”
“Look dude, you wanna go out there tonight with me? This is your chance. When we win, you’ll be big. Crash Holly, getting a shot at the SRW Title. Of course, you’ll lose to me, but there’s no shame in that.
Crash grins before stroking his chin, in true Crash Holly style.
“Dude, don’t take this the wrong way, it’s nothing personal. But, you know, I just got a date with Jazz. It’s my first date in three years. You know how much this means to me?”
Anarchy turns to walk, but flies around and slaps Crash to the ground.
“Hey Spi…”
“NO!”
Spike Dudley walks off, joined by his brothers, who have just been in the ladies shower room.
The show goes to a break. SRW Free-Fall is advertised as a promo airs showing the matches.
“STAND BACK…ANARCHY!” King of my World plays. SRW returns from a short advertisement break. Anarchy is already on his way to the ring, with a mic in his hand. The music cuts, and Anarchy is ready. The fans are chanting his name. Anarchy is loved here in Phoenix.
“I am now ready to tell you who my partner is tonight. But first, I will tell you what we will do to The Elements. We want The Elements to try and play properly. To try and wrestle. To try and NOT cheat. Y’see, they like doing that. If they want to cheat, that’s cool, they can cheat. I’ll cheat with them. I’m ready to kick some ass, I’ll use weapons, I’ll use the ropes, I’ll pull the tights. I’ll cheat.”
The crowd roar.
“But not tonight.”
The Phoenix people boo in disappointment. They wanna see The Elements get ruffed up tonight.
“Not tonight. Sorry, but you people here in Phoenix don’t deserve to see me wrestle. I will RELUCTANTLY wrestle at Free-Fall, though. Elements…Parental Advisory. Reaver and Jetster…Anarchy and Josh. Free-Fall. How about it?”
The crowd are really booing Anarchy here tonight.
“Oh stop booing, it’s not everyday you get to see a true champion. It’s not every day you get to see a fit, handsome young athlete like myself. And you wonder why there are so many Weight Watchers clubs here in Phoenix.”
Chants of “Anarchy sucks” fill the arena. They are drowning out Anarchy’s voice.
“Now as for tonight. Their will still be a match. Yes. The Elements are probably sitting in the back watching on a monitor, wondering who they will be facing. Well, I will end the suspense.”
The SpecialTron shows The Elements in the back stretching off, whilst viewing Anarchy in the ring.
“Without further ado…the NEWEST members of Parental Advisory…ladi…bah bah bah SHUT THE HELL UP. The newest members of Parental Advisory…Scotty Too Hotty and Grand Master Sexay, TOO COOL!”
“TURN IT UP!” THE ARENA ERUPTS! AS MUCH AS THEY HATE ANARCHY AT THE MOMENT, THEY LOVE TOO COOL!
Scotty and Grand Master dance to the ring. They slide under the bottom rope, and produce some shades. They stick them on Anarchy, and snatch the mic from their leader. Scotty is about to talk.
“Anarchy, go stand in the corner damnit!”
The crowd erupts with laughter.
“I can’t tell you how sorry we are. Not only for Anarchy pulling out of the match tonight, but for Anarchy’s behaviour towards Phoenix. Now, we are ready to take on The Elements. Not only will we win, but we will publicly humiliate them. NOW IF YOU WANT TOO COOL TO OPEN A CAN OF WHOOP ASS ON THE ELEMENTS, TURN IT UP!”
The crowd turns it up, but only slightly.
“You don’t wanna see us whoop some ass?”
Grand Master Sexay takes the mic…
“Anarchy was right…Phoenix sucks!”
“MY SACRIFICEEE!” Creed’s My Sacrifice hits. That’s The Elements music.
WAIT! LOOK. SOMEONE’S UNDER THE RING. OH DEAR! IT’S TWO MIDGETS!
Two midgets get in the ring. They’re wearing the same style costume as The Elements. They LOOK like Reaver and Jetster. Scotty and GMS turn and attack the midgets. Scotty knocks the midget Reaver down. I KNOW WHAT’S COMING!
W…
O…
R…
M…
OOH
OOH
OOH
OOOOOH!
Scotty hits the Worm. LOOK UP THE RAMP! The real Elements are running to the ring. Parental Advisory escape and run around the ring, before dashing up towards the stage.
Reaver takes the mic.
“Hey Anarchy! Parental Advisory facing off against us, The Elements, at Free-Fall? You’re on. And Anarchy…at least we agree on something…Phoenix sucks!”
The crowd boos some more, as My Sacrifice plays SRW out for another break.
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So, there we have it.
Too Cool vs. The Elements on Eclipse and Parental Advisory vs. The Elements at Free-Fall.
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:cD I remember. That's what it'll be like. Yes.
I see where you are coming from with this, DW.
Do you remember the Invasion angle and Kidman had a match with X-Pac. X-Pac was supposed to be the face and he got booed. I was laughing through the whole match!
Do you remember the Invasion angle and Kidman had a match with X-Pac. X-Pac was supposed to be the face and he got booed. I was laughing through the whole match!
Hoho. I think they'll boo and cheer at Free-Fall. Dunno though.
Midget Elements... heh! :D
Good promo! Plenty of comedy moments in their. It had me laughing a few times. It should be interesting to see the fans reaction to PA at Freefall after all that booing there! :)
Good promo! Plenty of comedy moments in their. It had me laughing a few times. It should be interesting to see the fans reaction to PA at Freefall after all that booing there! :)
The midgets was a joke damnit! :cD
Hmmmmm, Too Cool eh? Grrrrrr :D
Nah, I don't mind, cool choice, the fun-loving fan faves Too Cool vs The Elements this week.
Great promo, very original with some amusing moments, nicely done.
Can't wait to kick PA's butt at Free-Fall. :D
Nah, I don't mind, cool choice, the fun-loving fan faves Too Cool vs The Elements this week.
Great promo, very original with some amusing moments, nicely done.
Can't wait to kick PA's butt at Free-Fall. :D
I chose Too Cool a long time ago, just to annoy Ant ;c) ;c)
Great promo DW, The in ring speech was true promo style.
Ant won't be happy when he reads who the latest members of the PA are. :)
Ant won't be happy when he reads who the latest members of the PA are. :)
Actually. See it like this.
Remember the Invasion? Everybody booed ECW yet cheered for Rob Van Dam. Well, in the next couple of weeks, I could change into ECW whilst the rest of PA are Rob Van Dam.
Have I just confused you? :cD
Remember the Invasion? Everybody booed ECW yet cheered for Rob Van Dam. Well, in the next couple of weeks, I could change into ECW whilst the rest of PA are Rob Van Dam.
Have I just confused you? :cD
Parental Advisory aren't turning heel...just maybe is shows Anarchy is a tad...'unstable'...maybe he's having some problems. Dunno, just thought it would be interesting, and well, one thing will hopefully lead to another.
Basically, if I get booed at Free-Fall, that'll be mu excuse IF I lose...
Basically, if I get booed at Free-Fall, that'll be mu excuse IF I lose...
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