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I'm lucky, I've never broke a bone in my life, so have avoided one of the most painful things right there.
Some things that spring to mind though :
When I was young, I was wearing only shorts and trainers. I climbed a hill which consisted of a steep face of jagged rocks. I then fell down the jagged rocks. I was bleeding all over and in terrific pain. I was v.young though, so the pain is a distant memory
When I was 16 on work experience, I climbed on a fork lifts forks to get to a high shelf. After retrieving an item and placing it on the forks, the guy lowered me down, and I had to hold one of the three stansions. I didn't realise that these clunked together when the forks were lowered. Luckily there was about a centimetre gap between the stansions, which stopped me from losing all eight of my fingers. I couldn't move them all day though, and they went black and blue.
I jumped off a sand dune in newquay onto a barbed wire fence that was covered with sand, and tore a 4 inch gash in my foot. The wound got loads of sand in it, and the surgeon scrubbed it out with a toothbrush. I had 19 stitches
I fell in the shower when I was young, and smashed the soap dish with my back. It was ceramic and dug straight into my back, missing my spine by half an inch. I had 15 stitches.
Ok, lets hear your horror stories :
lader
How old are you?
*rubs crotch*
> It's just gone midnight, and because i'm still ill, no school for me
> tommorow... and everyone's asleep so I can stay up until sunrise, then
> quickly get back into bed before they wake up
well I can't, I've got work at 8am, so its time for beddi-byes, and a few chapters of me book
> Oh yeah, I climbed into a suitcase once and got a friend to put it on
> a locker, then I rolled off the top. Temporary spinal injuries were
> almost the consequence, but I managed to get away with a dead arrsse.
heh, man thats funny
*mental picture*
heh
but why?
The other most painful thing was not my doing. Some crazy cyclist was hacking it on the path and as I stepped out of my gate, I got hit and cracked my head open. Not pleasant.