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"Oh no! Britney's not a virgin!"

Well, there goes our chances of being her first. I really thought I had good odds, as well.

Hedfix wrote:
> Lil Ginge wrote:
> Hedfix wrote:
> *hears a cherry popping*
>
> OH MY G.......!!!
>
> I'm not saying I'm a virgin! I'm not.
>
> I've just never de-flowered anyone.

De-flower.

Best...phrase...ever...

I think some people have missed the point of this thread. It wasn't "Hey, I've just figured out that she's not a virgin" or "Wow, I'm really shocked that she's no a virgin", but more like "Britney, there was really no need to go public about it. We all knew long ago".

Lil Ginge wrote:
> Hedfix wrote:
> *hears a cherry popping*
>
> OH MY G.......!!!

I'm not saying I'm a virgin! I'm not.

I've just never de-flowered anyone.

Lil Ginge wrote:
> One thing comes to mind...
>
> Pliers and a whole lot of pube plucking!

...thats two things! *Runs and puts on steel pants*

:D

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> My mate called out another bird's name while he was doing his ex. She
> was a real bi-hotch, I'm not surprised he "replaced" her
> with his mind.


One thing comes to mind...

Pliers and a whole lot of pube plucking!

Lil Ginge wrote:
> 'YOU B A S T A R D!'

What did I do?

My mate called out another bird's name while he was doing his ex. She was a real bi-hotch, I'm not surprised he "replaced" her with his mind.

English_Bloke wrote:
> Lil Ginge wrote:
> some poor girl doin her thang while you visualise someone else! HA!
>
>
> Yeah, cos that's never been done before...

In the words of kyle..


'YOU B A S T A R D!'

Lil Ginge wrote:
> some poor girl doin her thang while you visualise someone else! HA!


Yeah, cos that's never been done before...