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I, Chuck Soul (more commonly known as Tazz) have invented a match. In actuality, I invented it years ago. 6 years ago to be precise, but I decided to post it here today because I had a terrible thought that somebody could get the same idea, post it here, and claim it to be theirs.
I have named the match the ‘Up-on-a-Roof’ match. Allow me to explain what this is about:
Three 20-25ft buildings are constructed in a reserved arena, around the area where J.R and King are located. These are genuine buildings, in no particular style. They are about the size of one of your British detached houses but are not necessarily constructed in that style. The buildings are all made of solid concrete with black, tiled roofs to add effect. These tiles will be unstable and slip of easily, adding to the danger. Two of the buildings are designed with a stairwell leading up to the 1st floor (there are two floors; base and 1st). From the first floor to the base there is a large square shaped gaping hole going through it. This is barred off at the edges but this bar is unable to stop a Goozle (Chokeslam) or an “Electronic Elbow” (My own signature move) over the top of it resulting in a 16ft drop to the floor. Nice and exciting huh? Well, you’d think so wouldn’t you, but Tazz isn’t easily impressed. (Don’t forget, I’m a hardcore wrestler, and a purist at that). So under the influence of that fact, I decided that not only would there be a 16ft drop, but along the way of this drop, the falling combatant would be slammed through 2 huge panes of glass on his way down. Allow me to go into more detail:
Both panes of glass act as floors on the way down. The first pane is located 8ft below the barrier line (the TOP of the barrier, not the base), and the second; 6ft below the first pane. The genius behind this idea is that although causing incredible pain, these glass floors could act as checkpoints, and though the fall would appear to be a quick one, the glass would in a way, cushion the fall on the way down. The top pane of glass would be reasonably thick, but thin enough still to fall through completely. The lower pane would be slightly thinner, but dangerous all the same. There will be two buildings designed in this way, thus resulting in TWO of these gaping holes (glass included).
These two buildings can be easily accessed as they are semi-detached and, with enough common sense, one opponent could access the other house by throwing his opponent through the only thing acting as a barrier; a thin concrete wall.
Various weapons will be dotted around the place such as tables, chairs, maybe the odd ladder.
1. The match officially begins when both combatants are on the roof. The roofs are slanted and have the odd glass window (like you would get in an attic) located in them.
2. From then on, combatants can descend the roof (some ways more painful than others) and use the inside, or outside of the buildings (lots of windows in these buildings, I don’t like to be shy with the glass).
3. Falls count anywhere, no holds barred.
4. There may be some barbed wire landing pads located to the side of the third building (basically wood covered in barbed wire).
I can’t remember any more rules right now, I think that’s all of them.
Yes, I do intend to use this match when I’m in the WWE and yes, I do intend to wrestle in it. I am no stranger to glass. If this idea is stolen, altered or in any way emulated, legal action will be taken (I am also no stranger to the courts).
© Chuck Soul, INC.
I have planned this match diligently and intend to use its exact plans when I introduce the idea to the WWE. I will be posting commentary on this match soon. If anyone wants to use it for SRW, the answer is no (Only joking. Just ask anytime). I will try to draw out a diagram of the buildings and have it put on a site (preferably one of DW’s sites. I am a busy man. I have no time to design my own). In addition to the commentary, I wrote a section for my future autobiography in the past tense (as if it has been wrestled). I will copy it up as soon as possible and would like to know what you guys think.
…nuff said,
Tazz.
I have named the match the ‘Up-on-a-Roof’ match. Allow me to explain what this is about:
Three 20-25ft buildings are constructed in a reserved arena, around the area where J.R and King are located. These are genuine buildings, in no particular style. They are about the size of one of your British detached houses but are not necessarily constructed in that style. The buildings are all made of solid concrete with black, tiled roofs to add effect. These tiles will be unstable and slip of easily, adding to the danger. Two of the buildings are designed with a stairwell leading up to the 1st floor (there are two floors; base and 1st). From the first floor to the base there is a large square shaped gaping hole going through it. This is barred off at the edges but this bar is unable to stop a Goozle (Chokeslam) or an “Electronic Elbow” (My own signature move) over the top of it resulting in a 16ft drop to the floor. Nice and exciting huh? Well, you’d think so wouldn’t you, but Tazz isn’t easily impressed. (Don’t forget, I’m a hardcore wrestler, and a purist at that). So under the influence of that fact, I decided that not only would there be a 16ft drop, but along the way of this drop, the falling combatant would be slammed through 2 huge panes of glass on his way down. Allow me to go into more detail:
Both panes of glass act as floors on the way down. The first pane is located 8ft below the barrier line (the TOP of the barrier, not the base), and the second; 6ft below the first pane. The genius behind this idea is that although causing incredible pain, these glass floors could act as checkpoints, and though the fall would appear to be a quick one, the glass would in a way, cushion the fall on the way down. The top pane of glass would be reasonably thick, but thin enough still to fall through completely. The lower pane would be slightly thinner, but dangerous all the same. There will be two buildings designed in this way, thus resulting in TWO of these gaping holes (glass included).
These two buildings can be easily accessed as they are semi-detached and, with enough common sense, one opponent could access the other house by throwing his opponent through the only thing acting as a barrier; a thin concrete wall.
Various weapons will be dotted around the place such as tables, chairs, maybe the odd ladder.
1. The match officially begins when both combatants are on the roof. The roofs are slanted and have the odd glass window (like you would get in an attic) located in them.
2. From then on, combatants can descend the roof (some ways more painful than others) and use the inside, or outside of the buildings (lots of windows in these buildings, I don’t like to be shy with the glass).
3. Falls count anywhere, no holds barred.
4. There may be some barbed wire landing pads located to the side of the third building (basically wood covered in barbed wire).
I can’t remember any more rules right now, I think that’s all of them.
Yes, I do intend to use this match when I’m in the WWE and yes, I do intend to wrestle in it. I am no stranger to glass. If this idea is stolen, altered or in any way emulated, legal action will be taken (I am also no stranger to the courts).
© Chuck Soul, INC.
I have planned this match diligently and intend to use its exact plans when I introduce the idea to the WWE. I will be posting commentary on this match soon. If anyone wants to use it for SRW, the answer is no (Only joking. Just ask anytime). I will try to draw out a diagram of the buildings and have it put on a site (preferably one of DW’s sites. I am a busy man. I have no time to design my own). In addition to the commentary, I wrote a section for my future autobiography in the past tense (as if it has been wrestled). I will copy it up as soon as possible and would like to know what you guys think.
…nuff said,
Tazz.
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Woh, woh now. I ain't gonna wrestle no 11 year-old kid. You'd ruin my match for one, you don't have the slightest clue about hardcore wrestling, plus your in a totally different country to me.
*I don't remember challenging this guy to a match*
*I don't remember challenging this guy to a match*
well whatever a heel is you ain't it and i know you ain't .like i said in the other topic i'll wrestle you in that match atleast you know your guaranteed to have that match.
goatgoat wrote:
> What do you think your a god or somthing i read all your posts about
> your match and i have to say one thing.............your a loser you
> think your the best at everything. You think if you fall 16ft you wont
> die and you wont even answer my question, so basicily your really sad
> and perthetic. i cant be bothered to put little dots and commas all
> the time and i can speak english.Atleast i dont write autobiographys
> in the future and refuse to answer sane questions, and act like the
> most important person on earth.
What did I say before? "The worlds most hated man." It's called being a heel goat. I don't need to THINK I'm the best at everything, I KNOW I'm the best at everything, and what's more, what you see here isn't my real character. A lot of it is an act to improve heel status, and despite your huge desire to call me "God" I am, in actuality, a Christian, and belive no earthly person deserves the God title. I believe in my heart, that God gave me that text for the future, I just thought it would link nicely to my "up-on-a-Roof" match invention. Okay? Good.
Go in Peace
> What do you think your a god or somthing i read all your posts about
> your match and i have to say one thing.............your a loser you
> think your the best at everything. You think if you fall 16ft you wont
> die and you wont even answer my question, so basicily your really sad
> and perthetic. i cant be bothered to put little dots and commas all
> the time and i can speak english.Atleast i dont write autobiographys
> in the future and refuse to answer sane questions, and act like the
> most important person on earth.
What did I say before? "The worlds most hated man." It's called being a heel goat. I don't need to THINK I'm the best at everything, I KNOW I'm the best at everything, and what's more, what you see here isn't my real character. A lot of it is an act to improve heel status, and despite your huge desire to call me "God" I am, in actuality, a Christian, and belive no earthly person deserves the God title. I believe in my heart, that God gave me that text for the future, I just thought it would link nicely to my "up-on-a-Roof" match invention. Okay? Good.
Go in Peace
What do you think your a god or somthing i read all your posts about your match and i have to say one thing.............your a loser you think your the best at everything. You think if you fall 16ft you wont die and you wont even answer my question, so basicily your really sad and perthetic. i cant be bothered to put little dots and commas all the time and i can speak english.Atleast i dont write autobiographys in the future and refuse to answer sane questions, and act like the most important person on earth.
CGJ wrote:
> Didn't know goats could type or understand english!
Oh, clearly this guy CAN'T type or understand English!
> Didn't know goats could type or understand english!
Oh, clearly this guy CAN'T type or understand English!
goatgoat wrote:
> im not really a goat are you a tazz...and you didn't answer my
> question and did i say i wanna be a wrestler. no i didn't so will the
> WRESTLERS get killed in that match. as in the people that are
> wrestling in that match get killed
First of all, yes I am a Tazz, and you type like a goat so how was a supposed to know you weren't one?! Oh, and give me one reason why you are WORTHY to have your question answered by "a" Tazz? Can't think of one? Oh, well get back to me when you can then. *Smile and a wink*
> im not really a goat are you a tazz...and you didn't answer my
> question and did i say i wanna be a wrestler. no i didn't so will the
> WRESTLERS get killed in that match. as in the people that are
> wrestling in that match get killed
First of all, yes I am a Tazz, and you type like a goat so how was a supposed to know you weren't one?! Oh, and give me one reason why you are WORTHY to have your question answered by "a" Tazz? Can't think of one? Oh, well get back to me when you can then. *Smile and a wink*
Didn't know goats could type or understand english!
im not really a goat are you a tazz...and you didn't answer my question and did i say i wanna be a wrestler. no i didn't so will the WRESTLERS get killed in that match. as in the people that are wrestling in that match get killed
...nuff said Lipe, 'nuff said...
LOL, nice on Tazz. Thanks for the info, but I doubt I'll send em a video.
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