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I finished my second year at Uni a few weeks ago, and I don't particulalry have to rush out and find a job at the moment because of some muck-up with my loan forms which means I got a payout last week. So I've been coming on here everyday, just chatting and making stupid comments, but that's not really doing something, is it? I did this really hard level on Halo, but that still doesn't really count as being productive with my time. I almost deleted this post as well, like I have with others lately - kinda like thinking before you speak, but the computer version. hmmm. I'm boooooorrrrreeeeeddddddddddd!!!!!!!!
> Then a collosal belch that set off car alarms and made children
> weep.
You know that earthquake we had a while ago.....?
Yeah, right.
> I named the beast 'Fluke the Magpie'.
Reincarnation sucks. I'd hate to be a dung beetle, maggot (then fly) or even worse, a hippy.
I've spent the last two hours exploring a disused ruin of a factory.
There was a dishevelled magpie trapped in one of the hangers and it kept banging its beaky-head on the high windows trying to get out.
I calmly smoked a cigarette and observed its pitiful plight like a god who 'cannot interfere'.
All ended well though as it finally located the broken window through which it had entered and fluttered away 'carking' in triumph.
I named the beast 'Fluke the Magpie'.