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"Heh, funny joke I made up."

I was watching some dodgy Lionel Richie video on VH1 last night and my girlfriend said to me "Do you know why Lionel Richie went solo?", and I replied "Because he had 'commitment problems'". Haw, haw!

Thank the Lord for Mystique coming in and saving this thread. That one got a smile from me.

monkey_man, you need a lot of work.

monkey_man wrote:

> Why was Jesus gay? Because he hung around with 12 men.
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Maybe its best you stop..before you go hurting yourself.


Did you hear what happened to the short-sighted circumsizor?
He got the sack.


(Yes, I've told it a million times but it's good)

That's even worse.

Black Glove wrote:
> Lionel Richie was in The Commodores not The Commitments.

Ha ha, oh yeah ,good point! That kinda blows my whole joke apart! Ha, I'm such a spaz for that! Maybe that other joke was better then. Or maybe they were both crap. This joke usurps them all though:

Why was Jesus gay? Because he hung around with 12 men.

That game looks like a mouse dating game.

Faith no more?

Hello, I'm dancing on the ceiling because I'm easy, easy like Sunday morning/afternoon.

Lionel Ritchie was in his missus not the commodores. You are sick BG

Memorandum wrote:
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> Funny like a pitchfork through the spine.

In South Park that would be funny. It'd have to get Kenny too.

These jokes are all funny.

Funny like a pitchfork through the spine.