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Remember though, the government are watching us.
Remember though, the government are watching us.
I'm a goddamn paragon of virtue
I can't even think of anything
Although you should because I'm bored until I go to work
Worst thing? A few things come to mind...
When I was at school, we used to bully a kid who was short and fat and had a ridicluous perm. One day I swung my bag at him. Unbeknown to me, I had my compass in the bottom of the bag. It caught his hand and ripped it open - he had to have a few stitches in his hand in hospital because of me. I didn't even find out until a few days later when someone else told me. I felt so guilty at what I'd done, that I apologised immediately and never took the mickey out of him again. I felt so much remorse and disgust at by abject "jump on the bullying bandwagon" behaviour that I renounced
all the other kids who used to bully him.
Another time, I grassed up a mate when we got caught sneaking out of school - he ran off and left us in trouble so I decided to grass him up. If I was getting into trouble, it wouldn't be alone! In the end we were let off with a combination of pleading and lengthy far-fetched explanations.
One more time, I was at the airport and a procession of nuns walked past. One of them was fumbling around in her purse and dropped a fiver. I sneakily (Sam Fisher would be proud) crept up to it and quickly put it in my pocket before striding away in glee. I was only 11 at the time and a fiver was a king's ransom in those times...oh what a great day that was!
I could go on...but i won't!
Come on! Where's the evil?
> Come on! Where's the evil?
Okay then, I killed my ex-girlfirend and buried her naked corpse in a shallow grave. And so far I've got away with it.