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"I Know The Secret To A Happy And Wholesome Life."

But, I want yall to try and work it out for yourself first. Or at least guess.

However, let me tell you, there is absolutely no lies in what I will tell you, it actually is true. And, I will tell you, if you want to hear it.

I tell the truth as much as my unconscious mind will let me.

I am a rabbit.

*hits head with hammer*

true happiness and contentment is when you first do *it*

Not just any old secks either.

secks.

mmmmh.

Illegal inter-species secks parties in an burnt-out old bus balancing on the edge of a cliff during a storm with a smoke machine and assorted organic vegetables.

Alcohol

I look at that and see:

DO I want to be happy. Do I really? I want to be happy, is that the truth?

And that secret is true, you aren't anctually looking to be happy, it's a side effect.

You could have summed this up quite easily:

"Want to be happy? Tell the truth."

The thing is, I'm still four, so it doesn't matter.

The secret is to make sure vodafone dont double you for your fone bill...
And to make sure amazon dont attempt to bill you for a myterious £2.55, then send you emails telling you that your bank refused them to take out £2.55...

If this didnt happen Id be a fulfilled and content little bunny, id say happy as well but perpetual happiness is a sign of madness