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"I was assulted and they broke my jaw!"

Just making this known.
On thursday, me and five mates were playing football on Holland Park, in Brownhills. Just after 1 o'clock, we were attacked by at least 10 'youths'. Two friends got away with bruising, i had a broken jaw in two places, and damaged teeth. Now, i have two permanent metal plates on my jaw, and for six weeks, wire on my teeth to correct them, and elastic to straighten my bite. I'm now eating via a straw for those six weeks.
Nobody need answer this, but i just wanted to make it public, not sure why. Thx for reading.

.... goths and whatever that skater name crap is, is american dont like either of them i think they are sad.
The way some of them go and dress up in black and suddenly they say they are goths.

DW does love to quote things unnecessarily

"Kiriyama goes on a quotathon"

§niper wrote:
> Radgies.. hahaha where did that name come from.
> All these names like goths, townies make me laugh.
> Just call them losers :P

I don't even know what a radgie is...

"Townies" is the worst name ever. The rest of the country needs to catch up to Newcastle and call them radgies.

Once they were charvers. Radge means someone who's, well, radge. So they were called radgie charvers. Then it became radgies. Everyone in Newcastle/Sunderland/the north east refers to them as radgies or charvers. Townies makes them sound like upper class ponces.

Radgies.. hahaha where did that name come from.
All these names like goths, townies make me laugh.
Just call them losers :P

VenomByte wrote:
> UrkiE-UK wrote:
> The thief needs you a lot more than you ever need him, so he would
> not
> dare kill you.
>
>
> Consider this then:
>
> "Unlock the vault of I'll shoot you in the kneecap."
>
> "No!"
>
> *BANG*
>
> "Unlock the vault or I'll shoot your other kneecap, too"
>
> "No!"
>
> *BANG*
>
> "Unlock the vault or I'll shoot you in the shin"
>
> etc
>
> "Unlock the vault or I'll shoot you in the groin"
>
> etc
>
> "Unlock the vault or I'll shoot you in the kidney"
>
>
> Exactly how long do you think you'd 'stand firm' for? One shot? Two?
>
> Face it, your resolve would fold faster than a gutless poker player
> with a Jack-high hand. You would open up that vault.

No way. I'd talk him down whilst someone hopefully calls the cops :D

Skorp1on wrote:
> UrkiE-UK wrote:
>
> The thief needs you a lot more than you ever need him, so he would
> not
> dare kill you.
>
> Unless he is mentally unstable, in which case, you could have made a
> big mistake.

Bah, if he's mentally unstable, then say "Hey - an elephant", kick him in the balls and run :D

UrkiE-UK wrote:
> perfect situation is if I was held at gunpoint with the thief
> demanding I open the vault. I wouldn't do it, because I don't
> believe
> in being intimidated. Believe it or not, it's all true.
>
>
> The thief needs you a lot more than you ever need him, so he would not
> dare kill you.

Exactly. I should SO be a criminalologist.

Dark Wolf wrote:
> Couldn't afford it?

Legal aid is free...