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"I was assulted and they broke my jaw!"

Just making this known.
On thursday, me and five mates were playing football on Holland Park, in Brownhills. Just after 1 o'clock, we were attacked by at least 10 'youths'. Two friends got away with bruising, i had a broken jaw in two places, and damaged teeth. Now, i have two permanent metal plates on my jaw, and for six weeks, wire on my teeth to correct them, and elastic to straighten my bite. I'm now eating via a straw for those six weeks.
Nobody need answer this, but i just wanted to make it public, not sure why. Thx for reading.

Lol excellent you've all turned on me. It's as if I was in parliament and suggested politicians get a pay cut. Anyway I'm not pretending that I have experienced any of that stuff so I must be doing something right in my life. It's not even as if I sit around covered in protection. I do pretty much anything you all do but live to tell the tale without broken arms, jaws etc. It's class when you see broken bones and stuff though and it's not you (Hmmmm maybe I'm a sadist :S ) anyway I don't see why you all care so much. When people in the movies break arms etc you don't say - "How dare they run around with broken arms as if it was nothing! They've obviously never experienced a broken arm before so I fail to see how they can portray it like that."

To the dude who broke his jaw. Sorry to hear it man. Hope you get better soon eh? Some f'ing people these days.

Me and a few mates made up a place called "Blonket" (Blon-ket) and its basically a huge football field-sized grinder/masher-upery thing.

Send them there..

(Its not a real place by the way.. :oP)

Oh, and broken jaw man. Does it hurt to laugh? Cuz if it did, that would be really gay. And.. awwww.

*Hands flowers over*

*points gun at cubist*

Falling and cutting yourself open is cool. Having your arm broken isn't.

Cubist, you sick freak, you need to mature, and fast. Grow up.

Cubist wrote:
> Nah if I just continue to believe that I am A) Genetically Superior,
> thus no diseases B) I know how to handle any situation with class
> moves, thus no broken bones etc and finally C) Use that Matrix
> philosophy that if I think I can I can thus I can push myself harder
> etc. It actually works, whenever I have a cold or something I just
> stop, breathe, take a Lem Sip and say every now and again "I'm ok
> now." and it has a placebo effect I'm sure of it.

Dude, i'm just 16, and i know at school, injuries get attention, but i'd rather not have serious injuries. I too have a good imune system, but i did get blood poisoning once. Not all that nice.

I didn't even see the punch coming, thus couldn't duck or use "class moves" to get out of that situation, and plus, i doubt mind power can take away the paid of dislodged teeth. Why don't you go out, smash your wrist up, or get someone to punch you, breaking your jaw. Once you have a serious injury, and have suffered, then you will be qualified enough to come here and say there class. Until then, don't talk about it like you've experianced it.

Nah if I just continue to believe that I am A) Genetically Superior, thus no diseases B) I know how to handle any situation with class moves, thus no broken bones etc and finally C) Use that Matrix philosophy that if I think I can I can thus I can push myself harder etc. It actually works, whenever I have a cold or something I just stop, breathe, take a Lem Sip and say every now and again "I'm ok now." and it has a placebo effect I'm sure of it.

The rules of irony dictate that you'll now break a bone. Maybe.

I've never broken a bone.

Your all just a bunch of brittle old hags.

Your worst injury was a sprain?!
HAHA.
No wonder you think injuries are cool.

I had someone smash my broken wrist off a table, it wasn't pleasant.

INJURIES AREN'T FUNNY OR COOL.
It's 'great' until something happens to you.

Ohhh I see, well I'm only 15 so I've got plenty of time to criple myself too. Anyway another thing that's just as class as breaking/dislocating a bone or two is if you are double jointed! It's MINGING:S There's this guy in my English class who can dislocate his thumb, he dislocates it then smashes his hand on the table and you here it pop back in lol it's amazing.