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• Triple H being World Champion?
• Christian being the new "Peep's Champion"?
• Having two RAW General Managers?
• Kane possibly losing his mask?
• Chris Benoit possibly going heel?
• Evolution as a faction?
• The return of the US Championship?
Okay. Now, moving on...
•• What storyline/feuds would you include the following wrestlers in?
• Kane
• Chris Jericho
• Shawn Michaels
• Undertaker
• John Cena
• Hurricane
• A-Train
You can't write "I'll fire them", as you're not boss. You HAVE to give them a storyline.
Finally...
•• You are WWE Owner for the day. You CANNOT fire anyone, and you CANNOT drop the Brand Extension. You CAN move wrestlers from one brand to another. You can also sign wrestlers. You can only do five things. What would you do?
That's all. A new idea, maybe, and something fun for you guys to do.
> • Triple H being World Champion?
> He deserves it. But maybe Kane should get it, if he doesn’t unmask
> tonight (which is a big possibility)
I think he DESERVED it...but maybe it's time for someone else to hold the gold. Tazz, you want Kane to keep the mask, yes?.
>
> • Christian being the new "Peep's Champion"?
> It just isn’t working.
I agree...
Although, give it time, it's early days yet.
>
> • Having two RAW General Managers?
> Great. Stone Cold is a really funny guy. He brightens up the place
> sometimes, and he tells it like it is. For example, he told Kane
> exactly what we were all thinking. And that Lance Storm thing last
> week? That was a classic!
I disagree. Read my post below for more...
>
> • Kane possibly losing his mask?
> Well, he’s ruined his persona anyway. But if he does unmask, I say
> fire him immediately. Besides, I’ve already seen Kane unmasked
> (http://members.tripod.com/~retro4/rarekane2.jpg and
> http://members.tripod.com/~retro4/Glenn.jpg). It’s nothing special.
He's ruined it? I think he would have loved to have stayed as the Big Red Machine. But, with a new costume, WWE killed him off. Kane done nowt, it was all WWE. As for losing the mask, it'll be interesting to see what happens on RAW. I already know what happens, but I won't say. And yes, we've all seen Glenn unmasked.
>
> • Chris Benoit possibly going heel?
> Good. He was good as a heel.
>
Ditto.
> • Evolution as a faction?
> 4 horsemen wannabes! Especially that Randy Orton, what a loser.
Jealousy? ;c)
But yes, they are Four Horsemen wannabes. But effective, I think.
>
> • The return of the US Championship?
> Uh, Hardcore? Does anyone remember the Hardcore title? Steph?
> Bischoff? VINCE? Nobody? Y’know,
> Hard-core? The type of wrestling introduced by Classy Freddie Blassie,
> and mastered by such wrestlers as Mick Foley and Terry Funk? Nobody?
> Man you guys are STUPID!
>
The Hardcore title makes its return on RAW. Oh, and that wasn't really a spoiler.
> • Kane
> Title shot. ‘Nuff said.
>
Ditto
> • Chris Jericho
> Turn him face.
>
I like him as face, but he is a brilliant heel. Cocky, arrogent etc.
> • Shawn Michaels
> Ladder match of some sort.
>
Yes. Against a WORTHY opponant. RVD anybody?
> • Undertaker
> Vince’s henchman.
Nahhh...
>
> • John Cena
> Oh, this’d be a good storyline: One where he gets RELEASED!
>
But he can make a rap about how WWE is crap,
He can wrestle too, but all his opponants are poo.
Bah! :cD
> • Hurricane
> Make him into a REAL super-hero.
...nuff said.
>
> • A-Train
> Shave your back. Then I’ll decide one for you.
>
But if he shaves his back, the fans won't have anything to shout at him.
Hmmm..."LOSE SOME WEIGHT!" Nah, keep the hair!
> >You can't write "I'll fire them", as you're not boss.
> You HAVE to give them a storyline.
> I’ll write what I wanna write.
> would you do?
>
> Well first of all seeing as I’m Tazz, I’ll fire whoever I want to fire
> thank you very much DW (By the way, I hope that doesn’t stand for
> “Development Wrestler” ‘cause you know how I feel about them). Also,
> Tazz doesn’t stick to rules, that’s not his style, so any number from
> 1-13 will be carried out. So here goes:
I'LL MAKE YOU TAP! Don't be another one of DW's (Daft Wanke...) victums.
>
> • Choke out John Cena while he’s in the middle of one of his
> ‘thuganomic’ raps, just to punish him for using the prefix ‘thug’
> when he has no clue what a thug is. Then I’d fire him on the spot.
Hoho.
>
> • Fire Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas over the microphone when
> they’re in the middle of a match and least expecting it.
ALWAYS prepare to be fired in WWE.
>
> • Choke out Lesner in the middle of a match. By doing this, the
> circulation of blood to his head will be stopped, thus reducing the
> contents of the head and deflating the size and weight of the head, so
> that it no longer appear swelled to twice it’s normal size.
> When this process is complete, I will fire him.
:cD
>
> • Stab Sean O’ Haire in the back of the head in the middle of the ring
> on Tazz’z show, SmackDown! (Whatever’s left of his bodily remains will
> be fired)
The Rock's show, SmackDown!
>
> • Give Al Snow a boost.
>
YeY! A sensible comment for a change!
> • Shoot the able leg of Zach Gowen so that it has to be amputated as
> well, thus making it impossible for him to ever wrestle again. Then
> I’d rip his right earing out (it makes him look like a p*ssy) whilst
> pulling his ear off with it.
>
Hur hur.
> • Choke out Rey Mysterio while he’s doing one of the following:
> - Talking about his family
> - Bringing his kid to the ring (in the event of this, please be aware,
> the kid will not be spared)
> - Jumping about like a little girl next to MY announce table
> - Wearing those stupid eyes
> - Not receiving plastic surgery on his deformed mouth
> Then I would fire him.
Dude...YOU SUCK! :cD
>
> • Put Goldberg back in his place by choking him out and covering him
> in pink cake icing. Then I would fire his confectionary ass.
Yes. I agree.
>
> • Theadore Long: Double his salary.
Pfft.
>
> • Basham Brothers: fired.
Back to OVW...
>
> • Funaki: WWE title shot.
>
YeY!
> • Sable: consider her choked out.
Haha! She'd choke you with her breasts.
>
> …nuff said.
...enough said.
*See Chuck, I knew you'd lighten up this whole thread*
Shut up brain! As if i don't get enough praise for my awesome posts!
• Triple H being World Champion?
He deserves it. But maybe Kane should get it, if he doesn’t unmask tonight (which is a big possibility)
• Christian being the new "Peep's Champion"?
It just isn’t working.
• Having two RAW General Managers?
Great. Stone Cold is a really funny guy. He brightens up the place sometimes, and he tells it like it is. For example, he told Kane exactly what we were all thinking. And that Lance Storm thing last week? That was a classic!
• Kane possibly losing his mask?
Well, he’s ruined his persona anyway. But if he does unmask, I say fire him immediately. Besides, I’ve already seen Kane unmasked (http://members.tripod.com/~retro4/rarekane2.jpg and http://members.tripod.com/~retro4/Glenn.jpg). It’s nothing special.
• Chris Benoit possibly going heel?
Good. He was good as a heel.
• Evolution as a faction?
4 horsemen wannabes! Especially that Randy Orton, what a loser.
• The return of the US Championship?
Uh, Hardcore? Does anyone remember the Hardcore title? Steph? Bischoff? VINCE? Nobody? Y’know,
Hard-core? The type of wrestling introduced by Classy Freddie Blassie, and mastered by such wrestlers as Mick Foley and Terry Funk? Nobody? Man you guys are STUPID!
Okay. Now, moving on...
•• What storyline/feuds would you include the following wrestlers in?
• Kane
Title shot. ‘Nuff said.
• Chris Jericho
Turn him face.
• Shawn Michaels
Ladder match of some sort.
• Undertaker
Vince’s henchman.
• John Cena
Oh, this’d be a good storyline: One where he gets RELEASED!
• Hurricane
Make him into a REAL super-hero.
• A-Train
Shave your back. Then I’ll decide one for you.
>You can't write "I'll fire them", as you're not boss. You HAVE to give them a storyline.
I’ll write what I wanna write.
Finally...
•• You are WWE Owner for the day. You CANNOT fire anyone, and you CANNOT drop the Brand Extension. You CAN move wrestlers from one brand to another. You can also sign wrestlers. You can only do five things. What would you do?
Well first of all seeing as I’m Tazz, I’ll fire whoever I want to fire thank you very much DW (By the way, I hope that doesn’t stand for “Development Wrestler” ‘cause you know how I feel about them). Also, Tazz doesn’t stick to rules, that’s not his style, so any number from 1-13 will be carried out. So here goes:
• Choke out John Cena while he’s in the middle of one of his ‘thuganomic’ raps, just to punish him for using the prefix ‘thug’ when he has no clue what a thug is. Then I’d fire him on the spot.
• Fire Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas over the microphone when they’re in the middle of a match and least expecting it.
• Choke out Lesner in the middle of a match. By doing this, the circulation of blood to his head will be stopped, thus reducing the contents of the head and deflating the size and weight of the head, so that it no longer appear swelled to twice it’s normal size.
When this process is complete, I will fire him.
• Stab Sean O’ Haire in the back of the head in the middle of the ring on Tazz’z show, SmackDown! (Whatever’s left of his bodily remains will be fired)
• Give Al Snow a boost.
• Shoot the able leg of Zach Gowen so that it has to be amputated as well, thus making it impossible for him to ever wrestle again. Then I’d rip his right earing out (it makes him look like a p*ssy) whilst pulling his ear off with it.
• Choke out Rey Mysterio while he’s doing one of the following:
- Talking about his family
- Bringing his kid to the ring (in the event of this, please be aware, the kid will not be spared)
- Jumping about like a little girl next to MY announce table
- Wearing those stupid eyes
- Not receiving plastic surgery on his deformed mouth
Then I would fire him.
• Put Goldberg back in his place by choking him out and covering him in pink cake icing. Then I would fire his confectionary ass.
• Theadore Long: Double his salary.
• Basham Brothers: fired.
• Funaki: WWE title shot.
• Sable: consider her choked out.
…nuff said.
BORING! His reign had better end soon...
• Christian being the new "Peep's Champion"?
I think this totally wreaks of awsomeness. Christian totally rules and deserves this title! :D
• Having two RAW General Managers?
It seems to keep adding stipulations to more and more matches. In my view, great. Austin and Bischoff work well together on this angle.
• Kane possibly losing his mask?
It would totally ruin his character but lets face it, it's gonna happen. There's no way the WWE will let Kane take the title away from Trple H... - Unless it ends in disqualification. Thats possible. Hmm...
• Chris Benoit possibly going heel?
It would liven up his storylines a bit. It should and probably will happen soon...
• Evolution as a faction?
They're OK. No more than that...
• The return of the US Championship?
Thats good although I would prefer to see the return of some other championships. I.E. The Hardcore title.
Okay. Now, moving on...
•• What storyline/feuds would you include the following wrestlers in?
• Kane
Get him in some Inferno matches or move him to Smackdown and reform the Brothers of Destruction for a while... :)
• Chris Jericho
Give this man the World Championship. Place him against Triple H as soon as possible and have this happen! :D
• Shawn Michaels
Hmm... Have him manage a rookie... In fact, have him manage anyone but Kevin Nash or Triple H. He could enter the odd matches...
• Undertaker
Rejoin Brothers of Destruction. Give him a more important role in Smackdown. Most importantly - Bring back the real Deadman!
• John Cena
Move him to RAW... He needs a different environment to fight in. Different opponents. He would get along just fine there.
• Hurricane
Use him to his full potential. Have him fighting for the IC title - Get Booker out of that picture and on the trail of Triple H.
• A-Train
Use him to train up rookies...
* * * * *
Finally, the five changes I would make:
1 Have Triple H lose the title...to Jericho!
2 Give Shane McMahon a role in Smackdown
3 Move Kane to Smackdown
4 Move John Cena to RAW
5 Make the Mr America/Vince McMahon/Zach Gowan storyline end as soon as possible! :D
As you can see, Smackdown is the worse of the two shows and needs more adjustments in my view.
• Triple H being World Champion?
I'm getting bored of it now. There is far better talent that deserve the gold...like Hurricane. Gold and green makes Hurricane a champeen.
• Christian being the new "Peep's Champion"?
I think it's wearing off now. But still, it is a good idea, giving him a new look and a push.
• Having two RAW General Managers?
It's getting confusing, boring and Austin is taking over, basically. They need Bischoff out.
• Kane possibly losing his mask?
Go ahead WWE, totally ruin Kane's image. If he loses the match, I doubt I'll watch it anymore. I think he'll have face paint under his mask, if he loses.
• Chris Benoit possibly going heel?
Well, I'd prefer him as heel, but if it gets him one step closer to the title, so be it.
• Evolution as a faction?
They're making a name for themselves now. Hopefully they won't be some 5 minute Union faction.
• The return of the US Championship?
Come one WWE, you can do better then that. European Championship...no?
What storyline/feuds would you include the following wrestlers in?
• Kane
World Championship
HHH
• Chris Jericho
Intercontinental Championship
RVD
• Shawn Michaels
Intercontinental Championship
Christian
• Undertaker
WWE Championship
Chris Benoit
• John Cena
US Championship
Bad Ass Billy Gunn
• Hurricane
Intercontinental Championship
La Resistancé
• A-Train
Big Show
•• You are WWE Owner for the day. You CANNOT fire anyone, and you CANNOT drop the Brand Extension. You CAN move wrestlers from one brand to another. You can also sign wrestlers. You can only do five things. What would you do?
Rehire GMS for SmackDown...
Have HHH drop the title...
Give Hurricane the IC Title...
Split La Resistancé...
Make HHH job to Maven...
But I wouldve said more.
Probably.