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"Another really embarrasing thing!"

Last week when i was at an athletics competition with my school, i really needed to go to the toilet, i went to the leisure centre place and asked the woman behind reception if i could use the toilets, she pointed to where the male and female toilets where. when i walked into the toilets, i realised there where no urinals (which i thought was strange) so i used one of the cubicle.
when i came out of the cubicle i washed my hands and was just about to walk out the toilets when something caught my eye. i presumed it was a condom machine.... until i looked at it properly, and to my shock horror, it was a tampon machine (at this point embarressment was starting to set in)
i rushed out of the toilets, and saw that the toilet clearly stated that it was a WOMENS TOILETS. then i saw a group of girls playing tennis at the leisure centre laughing at me.
i rushed off, back to the track..... and rocked myself to try to get rid of the embarressment i had just suffered.

Black Glove wrote:
> gerrid wrote:
> Don't forget the wig and the suspenders
>
> Who do you think I am - some kind of pervert? ;)

Yes

gerrid wrote:
> Don't forget the wig and the suspenders

Who do you think I am - some kind of pervert? ;)

I did that on a greek ferry, serves em right for not sticking to the conventional woman and man signs... the bloomin signs were in Greek, there was a not very amused Greek woman yelling after me when I emerged from the cubicle and hurried out, i hate to think what she was calling me.

Black Glove wrote:
> The fact that I'm usually naked and
> wearing only a long brown raincoat is neither here nor there.

Don't forget the wig and the suspenders

WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
> Blank wrote:
> I would've waved my cockrel about shouting "Yes! I'm a man! And
> I
> went in the GIRLS toilet! Aren't I strange!?"
>
> Or:
>
> "I was waiting for you, but you didn't take the hint!"

Or

"Joke's on you, I just pis*ed all over the toilet seat"

So you had a slash in the women's bogs. Big deal. It was an honest mistake. I do it all the time. The fact that I'm usually naked and wearing only a long brown raincoat is neither here nor there.

Blank wrote:
> I would've waved my cockrel about shouting "Yes! I'm a man! And I
> went in the GIRLS toilet! Aren't I strange!?"

Or:

"I was waiting for you, but you didn't take the hint!"

I once upon a time did the same thing. Mind you it was knowingly...

i almost did the same thing once in a service staion but the door was locked at i walked into it and fell over and looked up and i could see the sign.

I would've waved my cockrel about shouting "Yes! I'm a man! And I went in the GIRLS toilet! Aren't I strange!?"