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Yes, I've seen THE paper with the info, and I can reveal all.
It all starts on May 1st, when Harry discovers that he has a 'wand in the trousers', and, to his shock, two large spherical objects behind them. At his shock, he consults a doctor, who pays no attention.
He soon realises that the 'wand in the trousers' is responsible for producing the liquid that fills his y-fronts at a regular basis, and he discovers how to use a toilet.
After that, Hermoine starts feeling horny, and after being turned down by Proffessor Dumbledore during an emotional moment, Hermoine decided to seduce Ron Weasley, who was shocked after he realised that Hermoine has manboobs without being fat.
Ron Weasley then pulled out a clump of his hair and used it to torch his house, in a depserate attempt to get away from the scary moob woman.
Meanwhile, Harry has found other uses for the wand in the trousers, which involve watering plants, feeding the cat, and, most importantly, pushing doors open with from a distance.
The three meet up to go to Hogwarts again, but there is some tensity between Hermoine and Ron, so Harry explores his homosexual side and admits to being attracted to Ron.
Hermoine feels left out so she gets laid by the train driver.
They arrive at Hogwarts, where they find that Hagrid and Voldemort are secretly married, and Voldemort decided to call a truce with Harry, but Hermoine and Hagrid have sex, sending Voldemort into a violent rage.
However, Ron pulls out another clupmp of hair and torches Voldemort, saving the day, and then he and Hermoine finally do it, and then Harry also reveals that he is having nightly sex with his mail owl.
At which point the book ends.
It all starts on May 1st, when Harry discovers that he has a 'wand in the trousers', and, to his shock, two large spherical objects behind them. At his shock, he consults a doctor, who pays no attention.
He soon realises that the 'wand in the trousers' is responsible for producing the liquid that fills his y-fronts at a regular basis, and he discovers how to use a toilet.
After that, Hermoine starts feeling horny, and after being turned down by Proffessor Dumbledore during an emotional moment, Hermoine decided to seduce Ron Weasley, who was shocked after he realised that Hermoine has manboobs without being fat.
Ron Weasley then pulled out a clump of his hair and used it to torch his house, in a depserate attempt to get away from the scary moob woman.
Meanwhile, Harry has found other uses for the wand in the trousers, which involve watering plants, feeding the cat, and, most importantly, pushing doors open with from a distance.
The three meet up to go to Hogwarts again, but there is some tensity between Hermoine and Ron, so Harry explores his homosexual side and admits to being attracted to Ron.
Hermoine feels left out so she gets laid by the train driver.
They arrive at Hogwarts, where they find that Hagrid and Voldemort are secretly married, and Voldemort decided to call a truce with Harry, but Hermoine and Hagrid have sex, sending Voldemort into a violent rage.
However, Ron pulls out another clupmp of hair and torches Voldemort, saving the day, and then he and Hermoine finally do it, and then Harry also reveals that he is having nightly sex with his mail owl.
At which point the book ends.
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gandalf makes a surprise visit :P
tensity?
Hagrid dies.
It's true.
It's... true.
It's true.
It's... true.
Has she atken a new direction with the books? I hope this all makes it in to the 5th movie.
if its anything like that, ill be down to my local book store, in just over 1 hour.
:)
:)
If this isn't how it goes I'll be disappointed. And angry.
Yes, I've seen THE paper with the info, and I can reveal all.
It all starts on May 1st, when Harry discovers that he has a 'wand in the trousers', and, to his shock, two large spherical objects behind them. At his shock, he consults a doctor, who pays no attention.
He soon realises that the 'wand in the trousers' is responsible for producing the liquid that fills his y-fronts at a regular basis, and he discovers how to use a toilet.
After that, Hermoine starts feeling horny, and after being turned down by Proffessor Dumbledore during an emotional moment, Hermoine decided to seduce Ron Weasley, who was shocked after he realised that Hermoine has manboobs without being fat.
Ron Weasley then pulled out a clump of his hair and used it to torch his house, in a depserate attempt to get away from the scary moob woman.
Meanwhile, Harry has found other uses for the wand in the trousers, which involve watering plants, feeding the cat, and, most importantly, pushing doors open with from a distance.
The three meet up to go to Hogwarts again, but there is some tensity between Hermoine and Ron, so Harry explores his homosexual side and admits to being attracted to Ron.
Hermoine feels left out so she gets laid by the train driver.
They arrive at Hogwarts, where they find that Hagrid and Voldemort are secretly married, and Voldemort decided to call a truce with Harry, but Hermoine and Hagrid have sex, sending Voldemort into a violent rage.
However, Ron pulls out another clupmp of hair and torches Voldemort, saving the day, and then he and Hermoine finally do it, and then Harry also reveals that he is having nightly sex with his mail owl.
At which point the book ends.
It all starts on May 1st, when Harry discovers that he has a 'wand in the trousers', and, to his shock, two large spherical objects behind them. At his shock, he consults a doctor, who pays no attention.
He soon realises that the 'wand in the trousers' is responsible for producing the liquid that fills his y-fronts at a regular basis, and he discovers how to use a toilet.
After that, Hermoine starts feeling horny, and after being turned down by Proffessor Dumbledore during an emotional moment, Hermoine decided to seduce Ron Weasley, who was shocked after he realised that Hermoine has manboobs without being fat.
Ron Weasley then pulled out a clump of his hair and used it to torch his house, in a depserate attempt to get away from the scary moob woman.
Meanwhile, Harry has found other uses for the wand in the trousers, which involve watering plants, feeding the cat, and, most importantly, pushing doors open with from a distance.
The three meet up to go to Hogwarts again, but there is some tensity between Hermoine and Ron, so Harry explores his homosexual side and admits to being attracted to Ron.
Hermoine feels left out so she gets laid by the train driver.
They arrive at Hogwarts, where they find that Hagrid and Voldemort are secretly married, and Voldemort decided to call a truce with Harry, but Hermoine and Hagrid have sex, sending Voldemort into a violent rage.
However, Ron pulls out another clupmp of hair and torches Voldemort, saving the day, and then he and Hermoine finally do it, and then Harry also reveals that he is having nightly sex with his mail owl.
At which point the book ends.
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