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Yes, I've seen THE paper with the info, and I can reveal all.
It all starts on May 1st, when Harry discovers that he has a 'wand in the trousers', and, to his shock, two large spherical objects behind them. At his shock, he consults a doctor, who pays no attention.
He soon realises that the 'wand in the trousers' is responsible for producing the liquid that fills his y-fronts at a regular basis, and he discovers how to use a toilet.
After that, Hermoine starts feeling horny, and after being turned down by Proffessor Dumbledore during an emotional moment, Hermoine decided to seduce Ron Weasley, who was shocked after he realised that Hermoine has manboobs without being fat.
Ron Weasley then pulled out a clump of his hair and used it to torch his house, in a depserate attempt to get away from the scary moob woman.
Meanwhile, Harry has found other uses for the wand in the trousers, which involve watering plants, feeding the cat, and, most importantly, pushing doors open with from a distance.
The three meet up to go to Hogwarts again, but there is some tensity between Hermoine and Ron, so Harry explores his homosexual side and admits to being attracted to Ron.
Hermoine feels left out so she gets laid by the train driver.
They arrive at Hogwarts, where they find that Hagrid and Voldemort are secretly married, and Voldemort decided to call a truce with Harry, but Hermoine and Hagrid have sex, sending Voldemort into a violent rage.
However, Ron pulls out another clupmp of hair and torches Voldemort, saving the day, and then he and Hermoine finally do it, and then Harry also reveals that he is having nightly sex with his mail owl.
At which point the book ends.
It all starts on May 1st, when Harry discovers that he has a 'wand in the trousers', and, to his shock, two large spherical objects behind them. At his shock, he consults a doctor, who pays no attention.
He soon realises that the 'wand in the trousers' is responsible for producing the liquid that fills his y-fronts at a regular basis, and he discovers how to use a toilet.
After that, Hermoine starts feeling horny, and after being turned down by Proffessor Dumbledore during an emotional moment, Hermoine decided to seduce Ron Weasley, who was shocked after he realised that Hermoine has manboobs without being fat.
Ron Weasley then pulled out a clump of his hair and used it to torch his house, in a depserate attempt to get away from the scary moob woman.
Meanwhile, Harry has found other uses for the wand in the trousers, which involve watering plants, feeding the cat, and, most importantly, pushing doors open with from a distance.
The three meet up to go to Hogwarts again, but there is some tensity between Hermoine and Ron, so Harry explores his homosexual side and admits to being attracted to Ron.
Hermoine feels left out so she gets laid by the train driver.
They arrive at Hogwarts, where they find that Hagrid and Voldemort are secretly married, and Voldemort decided to call a truce with Harry, but Hermoine and Hagrid have sex, sending Voldemort into a violent rage.
However, Ron pulls out another clupmp of hair and torches Voldemort, saving the day, and then he and Hermoine finally do it, and then Harry also reveals that he is having nightly sex with his mail owl.
At which point the book ends.
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I was expecting someone like Ron or Hermoine to die.
Dringo wrote:
> On a serious note... I can't believe who dies!
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I know, the best bloody character in the series. I was mollified, irked and other words like that.
She should let me write it. If someone has to be killed, I'd kill the annyoing git himself.
> On a serious note... I can't believe who dies!
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I know, the best bloody character in the series. I was mollified, irked and other words like that.
She should let me write it. If someone has to be killed, I'd kill the annyoing git himself.
ManicMyna wrote:
> oh she feels guilty about the 280 million she's gotten, so why then is
> she sueing a New York newspaper for a few hundred million?
>
> GUILTY I don't think so !!!!!!
I often feel guilty about mastúrbating, but i still o it.
> oh she feels guilty about the 280 million she's gotten, so why then is
> she sueing a New York newspaper for a few hundred million?
>
> GUILTY I don't think so !!!!!!
I often feel guilty about mastúrbating, but i still o it.
Sirius is it not?
I looked ahead in my brothers copy to annoy him.
I don't give a damn about it, but I am going to read it. I've read everything else in the house.
I looked ahead in my brothers copy to annoy him.
I don't give a damn about it, but I am going to read it. I've read everything else in the house.
Hagrid? That oversized pillock?
On a serious note... I can't believe who dies!
MacMyna thinks (s)he's people
I'm guessing you didn't actually read the original post then?
Booooooooorrrrrrrriiiiinnnnngggg
Harry freakin' Potter is BORING
why not just hand your money to the that Rowling bint and save yourself some time
oh she feels guilty about the 280 million she's gotten, so why then is she sueing a New York newspaper for a few hundred million?
GUILTY I don't think so !!!!!!
Harry freakin' Potter is BORING
why not just hand your money to the that Rowling bint and save yourself some time
oh she feels guilty about the 280 million she's gotten, so why then is she sueing a New York newspaper for a few hundred million?
GUILTY I don't think so !!!!!!
There's a 5th movie now? Christ alive, the first 2 were bad enough.
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