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This match came about when the champion himself suggested it. Reaver (Ant) chose the participants and this match was set. Now then…It looks like were about to get started…
Whoops. Nope! What’s happening here then?
**The titan-tron shows Parental Advisory’s locker room**
The Hurricane: “It looks like its time for my match then, citizen Anarchy.”
Anarchy: “Indeed, it is. Don’t worry, we’ve got your back on this one. After you’ve won this match, you’re gonna go on to become the new Cruiserweight champion. Just like I’m gonna become the new CAW Heavyweight champion. Parental Advisory are going to be a MAJOR force in SRW.”
*The fans cheer*
Anarchy: “Win it for PA”
*The Hurricane swoops away to head for action*
**Back to the arena**
Well now we’re going to start the match…
“Stand Back, There’s a Hurricane coming through!” The Hurricane (RM18) flys out from under the curtain for possibly the most important match so far in his career. He’s got a game face on and doesn’t look nervous in the least. He’s going in with nothing and looking to head back to the PA locker room with number one contendership for the Cruiserweight title. The Hurricane steps in the ring and awaits his three opponents.
Some cool dancing music hits and Scotty 2 Hotty (Ant) prances out from behind the curtain to the delight of the fans. He dances down to the ring to some cheering from the fans ready for this big match-up. Scotty waves out to the fans from each turnbuckle before settling down and awaiting the last two participants of this match-up.
“Christian, Christian” Christian (Grandprix) steps out from behind the curtain and feeds from the boos of his peeps! He seems to be the least favourite of the fans to win this match. Anyway, he walks down to the ring cockily. Christian might be a little over-confident heading into this big match. Some say he deserves to win it, but others think different. We now await one man as Christian steps into the squared circle.
“Who’s that jumping out the sky, R-E-Y” Rey Mysterio (Cong Man) leaps up on the stage and walks down to the ring to arguably, the best reception from the fans. He jumps into the ring and cheers out to the crowd but Christian wastes no time in getting this match started and clotheslines Rey Rey from behind.
Mysterio is quickly back to his feet and Christian and himself exchange punches as The Hurricane (RM18) and Scotty 2 Hotty (Ant) are ordered out onto opposite sides of the ring apron by referee Teddy Long (Tony). Christian gets a shock as Rey explodes with a dropkick straight to his head. Christian fly’s back into the corner of the ring where he tags Scotty 2 Hotty into the ring. Scotty gladly jumps over the top rope and starts hitting Mysterio with some heavy right hands. He whips him into the ropes and on the rebound looks for a back drop but Mysterio lands on his feet! Scotty doesn’t realise and starts cheering out to the crowd. He gets a fairly good response until he turns around and finds Rey Mysterio in his face with an early WEST COAST POP! It goes straight into the cover…
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Scotty quickly kicks out! He doesn’t want to be embarrassed by going out so early on in this match-up! He runs to the side of the ring looking to tag Christian back in but he wants nothing to do with Mysterio! The multi-time former tag champ heads down the steps.
Meanwhile, Rey Mysterio (Cong) creeps up behind Scotty (Ant)…Snap Suplex! Rey jumps up high onto the turnbuckle; but Christian pushes him off and he hits his head on the outside railing! As Rey recovers, Scotty crawls over to the other side of the ring and tags in your resident hero, The Hurricane (RM18)!
Helms gets straight to business and flys over the top rope hitting Mysterio with a cross body on the outside of the ring! Rey is knocked down once again and Hurricane soon heads back in the ring where referee Teddy Long (Tony) is forced to start counting out the high flyer… 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6… Mysterio gets up and tags the unsuspecting Christian (Grandprix) from behind!
Christian looks like he wants none of The Hurricane as the crowd begin chanting “Christian Sucks, Christian Sucks!”… He steps in the ring looking uncertain about how to take down The Hurricane. The self-proclaimed super hero runs straight at him but is taken down with a drop toe-hold. Christian picks him up in a headlock but is pushed into the ropes. On the rebound, Hurricane looks to hit a DDT but its reversed into some sort of a suplex by Christian! As Helms arises, Christian signals for his signature manoeuvre… IMPALER-NO! HURRICANE PUSHES HIM INTO THE ROPES AND ROLLS HIM UP ON THE REBOUND…
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So Close! Christian kicks out at the last split second! He slowly rises as The Hurricane holds his hand in the air in a twisted way! Christian walks straight into it! CHOKESLAM-NO! CHRISTIAN HITS A LOW BLOW! The referee gives him a warning but nothing else as of yet in this match. Christian stomps on The Hurricane a few times before picking him up and hitting a DDT.
Christian heads to ringside in search of something… He grabs a steel chair but turns around and Scotty 2 Hotty moonsaults him from the ring apron! Scotty grabs the chair and hits Christian with it on the ground as Hurricane keeps the referee distracted! Christians tactics reversed!
S2H (Ant) chucks Christian back in the ring and he soon slowly arises only to be CHOKESLAMMED STRAIGHT BACK DOWN! The Hurricane points at Scotty 2 Hotty and soon tags him in!
Scotty smiles as Christian is set up perfectly! He starts dancing around a bit… Hops around the ring on one leg – W-O-R-M! The crowd chant along as Scotty hits THE WORM! Christian bounces back up to a half vertical basis using the ropes as S2H quickly tags in Rey Mysterio (Cong Man)! He runs to the other side of the ring and gains a bit of speed… 619! Christian falls down to the mat and so Rey Mysterio uses the ropes to fling himself onto Christian for the cover…
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3! Christian (Grandprix) is first to be eliminated from this Fatal Four-Way match! He rolls out of the ring and begins to recover from the ground at ringside! The match continues as Scotty 2 Hotty (Ant) re-enters the ring to battle Rey Mysterio (Cong Man). The fans don’t know who to root for here as they lock up a grapple! Scotty looks for a hurricanrana but Rey Mysterio reverses it into a powerbomb – something we rarely see from Rey Rey. Scotty goes down and Mysterio tags in The Hurricane (RM18)! Helms stomps on Scotty a few times before picking him up and whipping him into the turnbuckle. He punches him a few times before sitting him on top of the turnbuckle but Scotty pushes The Hurricane away and he knocks the referee down! Helms is clearly concerned by this and turns around only to be taken down with a flying dropkick!
Scotty 2 Hotty uses the time to rest while Hurricane is down but he can’t for long as Christian comes down to the ring with a steel chair! Like the saw loser he is, he enters the ring and *BANG* hits S2H with a major head-shot before *BANG* hitting The Hurricane with a head shot! Hurricane bleeds from the head as Christian looks to hit Rey Mysterio with the same treatment but hits the ropes and it rebounds into his face!
Woah! Josh Mathews (DW) is walking down to the ring! He looks unhappy with the current goings-on! He enters the ring and grabs Christian, chucking him out of the ring before fighting him through the crowd!
Meanwhile in the ring, The Hurricane (RM18); despite his bleeding from the head; manages to tag in Rey Mysterio (Cong Man). Rey jumps straight up onto the turnbuckle and awaits Scotty 2 Hotty to arise to a vertical position. He soon does so and slowly turns around to be hit in the face with a super dropkick! Rey gets the pin as the referee Teddy Long (Tony) soon comes around to count…
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NO! The slow count gave Scotty time to get out of the predicament! Rey looks gutted and so jumps over the ropes onto the ring apron. Soon after, Scotty gets up and turns around… WEST COAST POP!
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3! Scotty 2 Hotty (Ant) couldn’t escape Rey Mysterio (Cong Man) this time and so is eliminated! We’re down to one on one! The fans still don’t know who the hell to cheer for and The Hurricane (RM18) enters the ring!
Both men immediately start to exchange punches but The Hurricane gets the best of it after his short rest on the ring apron. He whips Rey into the ropes and kicks him in the mid-section on the rebound before hitting a DDT and getting the cover…
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KiCk OuT! The Hurricane looks surprised and stomps on Mysterio a few times before going up high! He jumps off the turnbuckle looking for a splash but nobody’s home as Rey Mysterio moves out of the way!
Both men use this time to recover on the mat as The Hurricanes buddy Anarchy (DW) emerges from the curtain and watches from the stage! What’s up with that!?! He looks concentrated as Rey is the first to arise! He looks up towards the stage, possibly a bit distracted? Anarchy waves back at him and the Anarchists go crazy! Rey turns around into a dropkick from The Hurricane! Cover…
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NO! He’s not gonna beat Mysterio that easily! Rey jumps up to the surprise of everyone and fights with some quick punches! The Hurricane doesn’t know what’s hitting him! Mysterio hits a quick hurricanrana and gets the cover…
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BUT HE CAN’T PUT HIM AWAY! Hurricane gets up and starts exchanging punches with Rey but Mysterio still gets the better of it! He eventually takes him down with a bodyslam! Rey climbs up onto the turnbuckle and looks to put The Hurricane away with a 450’ Splash but Hurricane manages to roll out of the way! He gets up and signals for it! CHOKESLAM! REY MYSTERIO IS OUT! HURRICANE GETS THE COVER…
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NNOOOOOO! Kick Out! The Hurricane signals for another one… Rey, some time later, gets up… A SECOND CHOKESLAM AND ANOTHER COVER…
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3! The Hurricane (RM18) wins this thing, which to some, may be an upset but who’s that coming through the crowd! It’s the Cruiserweight Champ! He enters the ring but Hurricane doesn’t see him! Anarchy claps walking down the ramp but soon sees… He runs down to the ring but he’s too late… THE HURRICANE VICTOMISES THE POWER STONE!
Stone Edge laughs as The Hurricane rolls out of the ring to safer ground. Anarchy slides into the ring and stares Stone Edge in the eye. These guys used to be tag team partners and are still friends. How will Anarchy react to what Stone Edge just did?!
He argues with him for a while before shoving him down and turning around to exit the ring, but that’s something you should never do… Don’t turn your back on the champ! Stone Edge gets up and runs at Anarchy but he turns around like he knew what was coming and punches Stone Edge a few times before chucking him flying out of the ring! The rest of DoA are nowhere to be seen… What’s up with that?! Stone Edge doesn’t look happy at what just happened as Anarchy helps the new number one contender for the Cruiserweight title to the back.
Does Parental Advisory have Stone Edges number? Will The Hurricane be able to take away Stone Edges title come our next PPV? What will happen next week in this fued? Will the rest of DoA get involved in it?
Tune into SRW Eclipse next week and you might find out the answers to some of these questions…
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Sorry if its not all that good... It's the first four way match I've ever written!
Anyway, thanks for reading!
Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through! SRW is really rocking again, with another great match to build on the recent efforts - top notch Jericho17, exciting match with a ton of near falls, I was scrolling down slowly and I thought I'd won, then lost, countless times!
As with anything text based, it is impossible to try and guess in what manner you are speaking. A smiley can usually give it away and I try to do that as often as I can. It just stops confusion.
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