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One day, at work, Barbara Colliens was stealing pens from the stationary cupboard. As she looked up, a large box containing industrial glue. After facial reconstruction and six months of trauma therapy, Barbara sued the company for £7000, but failed on the basis that she would only use it to buy more food.

Should she have got the money? You tell me...




Mr. No shoes

Mantis wrote:
> Thats about as funny as a kick in the balls.

I dont know, a kick in the balls would raise a smirk from a sadist. What he has done is like being scalped with a rusty desert spoon.

Twice.

Thats about as funny as a kick in the balls.

Mr. No shoes wrote:
> I think everyone will agree with me when I saw "I just want to
> drop a bomb on that big halifax made of people. if not then its just
> me. Oh well.
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> Mr. No shoes

>This is incorrect it should be this

I think everyone will agree with me when I say "I just want to
> drop a bomb on that big halifax made of people." if not then its just
> me. Oh well.

Mr. No shoes wrote:
> I think everyone will agree with me when I say "I just want to
> drop a bomb on that big halifax made of people". if not then its just
> me. Oh well.
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Mr. No shoes wrote:
> Mr. No shoes wrote:
> One day, at work, Barbara Colliens was stealing pens from the
> stationary cupboard. As she looked up, a large box containing
> industrial glue. After facial reconstruction and six months of
> trauma
> therapy, Barbara sued the company for £7000, but failed on the
> basis that she would only use it to buy more food.
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> Should she have got the money? You tell me...
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> I meant to say the box fell on her causing the glue to spill all over
> her face...
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> Mr. No shoes
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>I think it should have been a box of staplers and she recieve massive >
>amounts of staples in the head.
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>Mr.No Eyes

I think everyone will agree with me when I saw "I just want to drop a bomb on that big halifax made of people. if not then its just me. Oh well.





Mr. No shoes

One day when Barbara Colliens was driving to work her car broke down because of snapped suspension and axle damage because she was clinicly obese, she sued the car company (Ford) for £6,000 and won...

Mr.No Eyes

Mr. No shoes wrote:
> One day, at work, Barbara Colliens was stealing pens from the
> stationary cupboard. As she looked up, a large box containing
> industrial glue. After facial reconstruction and six months of trauma
> therapy, Barbara sued the company for £7000, but failed on the
> basis that she would only use it to buy more food.
>
> Should she have got the money? You tell me...
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> I meant to say the box fell on her causing the glue to spill all over her face...
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> Mr. No shoes

One day at work Barbara Colliens droped her rich tea biscuit in her cup of tea she recieved £5,000 for compensation

Mr.No Eyes

One day Barbara Colliens was at home on the toilet when under her obese wieght the seat broke she sued the toilet sheat company for damages she recieved £10,000

Mr.No Eyes