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"Thought-provoking movie quotes"

Use this thread to list any movie quotes you're heard that really made you think.

It could be something that made you stop and think about what the whole film is really about, or it could be a movie-line that's so clever it's left you dazzled at how cool the whole thing is.

Mine:

"Do You believe in Karma?"
"I believe that karma is justice without the satisfaction. I don't believe in Justice"
- The Way of the Gun

Azul wrote:
> Hedfix wrote:
> I AM CONJULIO!!!!! I NEED TV FOR MY BUMHOLE!!!!!!
>
> - Beavis and Butthead do America
>
> Classic. Classic. Classic.
>
> It's, um, TP.

it's also, um "Cornholio" ;)

BEARDS. wrote:
> "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy
> Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be
> the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be
> three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting
> that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number
> three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy
> Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My
> sight, shall snuff it.'"
>
> 'Amen.'
>
>
> If that doesn't make you think about how you're living your life,
> nothing will.

*sheds a tear*

"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'"

'Amen.'


If that doesn't make you think about how you're living your life, nothing will.

Azul wrote:
> Hedfix wrote:
> I AM CONJULIO!!!!! I NEED TV FOR MY BUMHOLE!!!!!!
>
> - Beavis and Butthead do America
>
> Classic. Classic. Classic.
>
> It's, um, TP.

Lol, how the heck could you think it was "tv" ?

Not quite a classic now is it dude?

TP short for toilet paper, by the way.

There's quite a famous nightclub in Brighton that's painted bright red, except for a huge billboard on the top which displays in large white writing:

"He's not the Messiah,
He's a very naughty boy!"

Just about any quote from "Dumb and Dumber"...that was one deep movie...

Hedfix wrote:
> 'I know kung-fu'
>
> The bit that made me question Reeve's acting quality.

The rest of the film and the entire of the sequal:

Showed your questioning was justified.

Hedfix wrote:
> I AM CONJULIO!!!!! I NEED TV FOR MY BUMHOLE!!!!!!
>
> - Beavis and Butthead do America
>
> Classic. Classic. Classic.

It's, um, TP.

"Winners ALWAYS want the ball" - Gene Hackman, The Replacements.

OK, so its not the deepest film before, but this is so true. Believe me, I've been there, wimped out at the important time, and regretted it. NEVER AGAIN.

"We are the middle children of history, we have no great war and no great depression"

-Fight Club

"This is your life and it is ending one minute at a time"

- Fight Club

"Jenifer Lopez lezzin off with than one from Destiny's Child with the big hips"

- Ali G Indahouse